"Lights? Camera? Action."
Spider-Man swept into the skies on the east end of Brooklyn, and fired a webline out, taking to a swing above a condemned area as the digital camera he had webbed to one of the warehouses automatically flashed away at him, taking every movement he made and placing it into the form of numerous megapixels in an instant. As he lept off his line, Peter recalled just how lucky he had been able to find enough money to scrape together for the item, that morning. He would've used his Uncle Ben's old camera, as Ben had given it to him for his fifteenth birthday a couple years back... but the truth was, he doubted it would be able to do the job, considering Ben had purchased it in 1962.
Stepping off of a building in his way, mid-flip, Spider-Man excitedly entered a practiced montage of various backflips and somersaults with a grace that could only be achieved by someone with his abilities. As much as he had debated over the moral constructs of actually selling his image to a low-level tabloid, without
quite revealing the whole details of how he had gotten them... He had to admit, he was having fun with this. It had been awhile since he had been given the chance to exercise and test his powers... and needless to say, he was taking advantage of every minute.
"WHA-HOOO!!!"
Peter grinned, under his mask, striking a pose as the camera's flash went off in the distance. Though he had to make sure to make this believeable enough... after all, if he went into the Bugle's offices with perfect closeups and obviously staged shots of his own athletic displays, there would be some question on the horizon... Spider-Man was sinking into the practice of it fast, and easily. He attributed that to the showmanship he had learned when he had been given his stuntshow... which had probably also led to Peter's increasing number of wisecracks and taunts whenever he entered a fight.
But he didn't care. Because in the end, all of this was for the right cause. The profit he'd earn off of the pictures were to solely help out his Aunt May's financial struggles, and the crimefighting he had started to make a career out of didn't even need explaination... people's lives were being saved, because of Peter's actions. And that made him feel all the better, as he launched himself into the air, and did the splits, before firing two weblines and swinging himself around a building.
Not too shabby, if I do say so myself, He mentally noted, realising that it was probably about time to cut the session short. Partly because he knew with that reward still out in the Bugle, everyone and their sister would be out looking to snap their own pictures of him... and mostly due to the fact that, well, he never really enjoyed staying in Brooklyn anyway.
Firing a webline back out towards the camera's location, Spider-Man hurled himself into the air, before landing and sticking to the wall above it. Creeping down to the electronic, he quickly dismantled it before shutting off the automatic feature he had used to take the stills. Pulling back his mask, Peter quickly looked over the photos, and smiled to himself.
"If these don't fetch a pretty penny, I don't know what will...", He told himself, before pulling the mask back on, slugging the camera over his shoulder, and leaping up the wall.
Now, all there was left to do would be to turn in the snapshots to the Bugle's main offices. Of course, he'd change first... maybe even grab a bite to eat with Harry, before heading down there... but as far as Peter was concerned, the job was already his, judging from the quality of the pictures. No one else could've been able to get shots like those of Spider-Man if they tried... unless they were the webslinger in question.
Leaping over a building, Spider-Man dove over a crowded street, and fired another line. He wasn't particularly worried that anyone would spot him from this altitude, at the speed he was going... heck, when he thought about it, he doubted it was even possible. But even so, he kept high above, making sure not to draw attention from the noise of the webbing escaping from his wrists, or the eager squeels of glee that were coming out of his mouth that he had mentally told himself to stop doing minutes ago. But he just couldn't help it. This was the easiest way he could've ever gotten a job... not even to mention the most fun way. Nothing seemed as if it would bother the young superpowered webspinner... he was just in that great of a mood.
Then, his skull began to tingle.
Spider-Man's eyes widened, under the eyepieces of his mask, as he suddenly became alert to his surroundings. Whenever his skull tingled, it seemed, something bad would usually follow. He was first made aware of this shortly after his powers, when he had narrowly avoided being hit by an oncoming schoolbus on the streets. To even further this theory, Peter had jokingly dubbed it as a "Spider-Sense", passing over the much cliched explaination that he was somehow intuned to the fictional aura known as The Force, from The Star Wars films. Now, however, it was growing more prominent, as Spider-Man looked around, confused, but alert. Something bad was about to happen.
That's when it came over him. His webline felt light. Perhaps, too light. Looking up and pulling the line, Peter was horrified to discover that it had been snapped in half moments ago, as he plummeted towards the streets.
"YIKES!", He exclaimed, spinning around towards the sky, and firing two new lines at the buildings surrounding him.
Snagging the edges, Spider-Man managed to pull himself from the fall just in time, narrowly avoiding a flagpole as he bounced off of it, and rocketed back into the sky. Firing a new line towards a building, Spider-Man pulled himself to it, before tumbling onto the building, exhausted from the rush of the fall. Breathing hard, pulling himself up, Spider-Man looked around as he realised his senses were still going off, despite the fact that he had obviously avoided danger. Something had to have cut that line, as crazy as it sounded... the webbing had never snapped beforehand, so there was no other possible explaination.
"Sorry I missed, pal..."
Startled, Spider-Man turned, viewing an individual in strange armor floating above him, a smug look on his face.
"But only the first one's free!"
Spider-Man blinked, faced with this new costumed opposition. He honestly had no idea what to say, even faced with the news that this guy was the one who had knocked him towards the streets, and nearly ended his life. Usually he had a quip for that, but instead, he started with the most obvious...
"Dang. And no pocket change on me."
The individual dropped forward, rocketing towards Spider-Man at an increasing speed. Leaping over the attacker, much like he were playing a game of leapfrog, Spider-Man flipped, and fired a net of webbing, snagging the individual by the rockets he had noticed on the armor's back. Landing, Spider-Man grabbed the line with both hands, before tugging and pulling the individual to him.
"Haven't you heard, Darth Vader?", Spider-Man quipped, before leaping up and striking the attacked across the jaw.
"I'm a hot commodity in this town. You don't wanna mess with one of those! I could have my people call your people!"
Staggering back, knocked onto his feet from the force of the punch, the individual gritted his teeth, before arming a gauntlet-incased weapon towards Spider-Man.
"Don't move, freak!"
Spider-Man paused, after the attacker had called him a freak.
"...Uh, yeah. I'm getting that from the guy who tried to hard to look like a Christian Bale role gone bad. You should really look up 'ironic' in a dictionary...", Spider-Man stated, before somersaulting forward, and slamming both feet into the individual's chestplate, knocking him back even further.
"If you can even read one, that is."
Before he could advance, Spider-Man's senses went wild once again. Turning, he only had time to duck, as four-razor like objects came flying at him. Leaping into the air, and sticking to a water-tower. Spider-Man looked over at the weapons, noting the odd "R" shaped logo on each.
"'R'? Great, Chris O'Donnel's in on this too?"
"You should really do your homework..."
Spider-Man turned, before getting kicked in the face mid-air, knocking him off of the water-tower from the confusion, and the blow to his face. Tumbling back, across the rooftop, Spider-Man looked upwards, noticing a new figure diving right after.
"...No, really. I think actually preferred the Vader knockoff."
Backflipping to his feet, Spider-Man leapt up, and kicked high, knocking the individual off his descent and into a fall, as he landed with a crash infront of his companion, who had attacked Spider-Man moments prior. Readying himself for another attack, as the two leaped to the feet and charged Spider-Man, all three were stopped in their tracks by a bold, larger-than-life sounding voice in the distance.
"STOP!"
All eyes turned to the edge of the rooftop, as what appeared to be a yellow-skinned man in a crimson cape and a strange face attachment stood, arms crossed, facing the two attackers that had ambushed Spider-Man.
"Richochet, Hornet. You idiots. The plan was a group tactic, not a direct attack!", The individual shouted, angrily, as the two sneered at the being.
"Oh get off our backs, Prodigy. Just because you were made the team leader... by the way, without our consent on the matter... doesn't mean we have to kiss your ass at every turn."
"Actually..."
The two turned, as a layer of darkness seemed to appear out of nowhere, bending through the air itself, before taking on the form of a blackened costumed female, creeping along the top of the water tower.
"I was under the impression that was what it meant."
The man indentified as "Hornet" seemed to step forward, slightly embarrassed.
"Uh... h-hey there, Dusk. Wh-When did you... um... get back in town?", Hornet stammered, rubbing the back of his armored head, as if compensating for something he really wanted to say.
"Pfft. Please. Get a room, you two.", Richochet noted, visibly disgusted.
"Did anyone actually listen to me, a minute ago?", Prodigy asked, angered.
"We were supposed to do this as a team. A team, remember?! You know how powerful he was, from the reports! What the hell made either of you think you could take him on by yourself?"
"Umm..."
"Hey, don't get onto me about it. I almost had him, until Apollo Creed, here, came in with his arms swinging..."
"HA! You had him? That's rich. It was pretty damned obvious he was kicking your ass all over the city, and he barely had to move!"
"Would both of you quit your childish bickering? This isn't going to solve anything."
"Uh..."
"And lurking in the shadows is? Get real. This isn't 1939, Dusk. Criminals actually require a bit more than scaring the bejeebus out of them. You have to actually show them why they need to be afraid of you."
"Because of course, you were doing such a spectacular job."
"Better than you, Flyboy."
"HEY!"
The four turned, as Spider-Man stood, hands on hips, on a corner of the rooftop.
"Could somebody explain to me just what the hell is going on?", Spider-Man asked, so annoyed by the four's bickering that he had considered filming it and sending it to Bob Saget for some added money, ontop of his photography bonus for the pictures of himself.
"..."
"It can talk?"
"Yeah. And a little too much, if you ask me."
"No one asked you."
"It's a figure of speech, moron."
"SHUT UP!", Spider-Man yelled, angered, stopping the two dead in their tracks.
"Geez. The costumes were bad enough... you don't actually have to act like you belong in pre-school."
"As much as I hate to admit it, he is right. Neither of you are helping."
Spider-Man turned to the darkened one called "Dusk", as the four seemed to stand closer together.
"You seem to be the most rational one here, so... mind telling me just why I was attacked, and more importantly, by who?", Spider-Man asked.
"You mean you've never heard of us?", Prodigy asked.
"Sorry. I'm not an avid viewer of 'When loons from Brooklyn attack'. I've sworn off FOX ever since they raped The Star Wars prequels."
"...I liked Episode Three."
"Yeah, well, dressed like that, I'm not surprised."
"Regardless,", Prodigy intervened.
"We're taking you in, Spider-Man. Before you cause someone harm."
"Uh... forgive me for sounding flabbergasted, or even annoyed at the fact that you clowns just insituated that I was the one who was putting someone in danger, back there, but... what?", Spider-Man asked, confused.
"What the hell did I do? And who's 'we'?"
Prodigy crossed his arms, as the four struck a pose that almost made Peter vomit from the cheesiness.
"Beware, evildoer... for we're THE SLINGERS."
Spider-Man blinked again.
Oy. This is gonna be a longer day than I thought...