The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[That-Guy]

I know, I know. No photos or anything yet, but hell... I think that when I started a thread like this for The Dark Knight, we had a good 6 months before we had a picture. And there are plenty of cartoon pics we can use, along with numerous photos of the actors, so why not? I'll start.

"We just thought we'd prove to you that casting action figures in this movie instead of real actors would be a hell of a lot more interesting!"

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Mission: Impossible"

 

[That-Guy]

lol!

 

[Hotwire]

Baroness: Shh.

 

[tamron]

Duke: "One word..."
Roadblock: "Sounds like..."

 

[That-Guy]

Baroness: If this wasn't a children's cartoon, I'd be showing you a very different finger.

 

[That-Guy]

Cobra Commander: I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
Megatron: Something is so familiar about that damned voice...

 

[Hotwire]

Megatron: Say, "Hello" to my little friend.
Cobra Commander: Stop calling me that!

 

[Hotwire]

Cobra Commander: I always wanted a pony when I was growing up.

 

[Spider-Bat]

Cobra Commander:"Does my butt look fat in these pants."

Megatron:"Not at all, baby."

 

[Spider-Bat]

Cobra Commander:"Was it good for you too?"

 

[Spider-Bat]

"Oh banana, you've always been there for me. and I'm so sad to say this but, I have to eat you now."

 

[Lex Luthor]

DESTRO: "I know this is wrong, Commander. But it feels sooooo right."

 

[Lex Luthor]

BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."

Hehehehehe

DUKE: "Alright you bleeding heart liberals, gooooooooooooooooooooooo get 'em!"


TUNNEL RAT: "Is he talkin' about us?"


LT. FALCON: "I think he's talkin' about us."





DUKE: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
FALCON: "The needs of the few."
SCARLETT: "Or the one."
DUKE: "Live long... and prosper..."

 

[K.B.]

Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"

Hehehehehehehe, good question.

DUKE: "Destroy those rival franchises!"

LION-O: "What?! We don't even have a script or a director yet!"

HE-MAN: "We have that same problem!"

SILVERHAWKS: "No one even bothers remembering us... jerks!"

THUNDARR: "We feel your pain."

 

[KenK]

"MINORITEAM!!!"

 

[Loki]

Smell my Finger

 

[Lex Luthor]

Beachhead: "Didnt I tell you to take off that stupid helmet?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"MINORITEAM!!!"

Hehehehehehehe

SERPENTOR: "Infidel Defilers! They shall all drown in lakes of blood! Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark, now they will learn why they fear the light!"

 

[DarthRekal]

I this thread t:

SILVERHAWKS: "No one even bothers remembering us... jerks!"

I love the Silver Hawks!

 

[DarthRekal]

WarrioooooooorS!... COme out to PLayyyyyeeeahhhh!!

 

[That-Guy]

You guys are great.

Falcon: I'm here with ya Duke! You're gonna pull through, I swear it!
Duke: Ah, it's okay. No sweat. Only a flesh wound. TV villains are such morons. They always shoot you in the right side of the chest. The heart's on the left dumbass!

 

[Lex Luthor]

FALCON: "You mean you're going to die like Optimus Prime?"

DUKE: "Nah. But after my wife sent me a supposed copy of The Deerhunter, I sure wish I would."