The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

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I know, I know. No photos or anything yet, but hell... I think that when I started a thread like this for The Dark Knight, we had a good 6 months before we had a picture. And there are plenty of cartoon pics we can use, along with numerous photos of the actors, so why not? I'll start.

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"We just thought we'd prove to you that casting action figures in this movie instead of real actors would be a hell of a lot more interesting!"
 
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Duke: "One word..."
Roadblock: "Sounds like..."
 
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Baroness: If this wasn't a children's cartoon, I'd be showing you a very different finger.
 
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Cobra Commander: I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
Megatron: Something is so familiar about that damned voice...
 
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Megatron: Say, "Hello" to my little friend.
Cobra Commander: Stop calling me that!
 
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Cobra Commander: I always wanted a pony when I was growing up.
 
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Cobra Commander:"Does my butt look fat in these pants."

Megatron:"Not at all, baby."
 
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"Oh banana, you've always been there for me. and I'm so sad to say this but, I have to eat you now."
 
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DESTRO: "I know this is wrong, Commander. But it feels sooooo right."
 
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BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."
 
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BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."
Hehehehehe

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DUKE: "Alright you bleeding heart liberals, gooooooooooooooooooooooo get 'em!"


TUNNEL RAT: "Is he talkin' about us?"


LT. FALCON: "I think he's talkin' about us."





DUKE: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
FALCON: "The needs of the few."
SCARLETT: "Or the one."
DUKE: "Live long... and prosper..."
 
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Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"
 
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Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"
Hehehehehehehe, good question.

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DUKE: "Destroy those rival franchises!"

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LION-O: "What?! We don't even have a script or a director yet!"

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HE-MAN: "We have that same problem!"

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SILVERHAWKS: "No one even bothers remembering us... jerks!"

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THUNDARR: "We feel your pain."
 
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Beachhead: "Didnt I tell you to take off that stupid helmet?"
 

"MINORITEAM!!!"
Hehehehehehehe

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SERPENTOR: "Infidel Defilers! They shall all drown in lakes of blood! Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark, now they will learn why they fear the light!"
 
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WarrioooooooorS!... COme out to PLayyyyyeeeahhhh!!
 
You guys are great. :D

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Falcon: I'm here with ya Duke! You're gonna pull through, I swear it!
Duke: Ah, it's okay. No sweat. Only a flesh wound. TV villains are such morons. They always shoot you in the right side of the chest. The heart's on the left dumbass!
 
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FALCON: "You mean you're going to die like Optimus Prime?"

DUKE: "Nah. But after my wife sent me a supposed copy of The Deerhunter, I sure wish I would."
 

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