The Ian McLounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

(Nickelback intensifies)

 

[Perfect Cell]

Did I miss anything important? Did everyone unanimously agree that The Batman will be the greatest movie ever made, simply based on the trailer alone? They did? That's cool.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Everyone has their own flying car. Entire meals come in pill form and the world is ruled by damn apes.

Also Tenet came and went.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Everyone has their own flying car. Entire meals come in pill form and the world is ruled by damn apes.

Also Tenet came and went.

Maybe it's just doing everything in reverse.


...I have no idea what Tenet is about.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Everyone has their own flying car. Entire meals come in pill form and the world is ruled by damn apes.

Also Tenet came and went.

I think you're glossing over that period where Kevin Costner save the world not once but twice. First time via purifying his urine through a mr. Coffee. Second time he teamed up with Tom Petty to deliver the mail.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Maybe it's just doing everything in reverse.


...I have no idea what Tenet is about.

Nobody does!

But it's provocative!!!

 

[Roose Bolton]

Maybe it's just doing everything in reverse.


...I have no idea what Tenet is about.

Well dressed people shooting at a concept is what I got from the trailers. And Sir Kenneth Branagh effecting a....Russian (?) accent. Real cutting edge stuff.

I think you're glossing over that period where Kevin Costner save the world not once but twice. First time via purifying his urine through a mr. Coffee. Second time he teamed up with Tom Petty to deliver the mail.

You know, one would assume that with all the comic booky stuff in our lives that the first image of Kevin Costner that comes to mind would be of Pa Kent. But I’m not ashamed to say he will always be the Mailman to me.

Also the husband in Dragonfly.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Costner is Bull Durham. And then I also realize that I've never seen that movie in full. I've only seen bits and pieces here and there of the heavily-edited TV version.

Iconic.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Costner is Bull Durham. And then I also realize that I've never seen that movie in full. I've only seen bits and pieces here and there of the heavily-edited TV version.

Iconic.

Not a Sports guy as you know but Bull Durham is definitely in like my top 10 sports movies.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Not a Sports guy as you know but Bull Durham is definitely in like my top 10 sports movies.

It's a verified fact that the best sports movies come from baseball and hockey. It's just the truth. You might not even like hockey, but you like Slap Shot. Or Youngblood. Or Mystery, Alaska. Or Miracle. Or the goddamn Mighty Ducks.

 

[Perfect Cell]

SUDDEN DEATH.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's a verified fact that the best sports movies come from baseball and hockey. It's just the truth. You might not even like hockey, but you like Slap Shot. Or Youngblood. Or Mystery, Alaska. Or Miracle. Or the goddamn Mighty Ducks.

Football has some good showings. You got the original The Longest Yard and The Replacements and of course your beloved Waterboy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

SUDDEN DEATH.

I bow to you and the Buddha nature within you.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Van Damme disguises himself as the goalie and stops a shot! What a motion picture.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Van Damme disguises himself as the goalie and stops a shot! What a motion picture.

The chairman of the Pittsburgh Penguins was literally one of the film's backers.

 

[Perfect Cell]

"On August 20, 2019, it was reported that the sequel to be titled Welcome to Sudden Death is in production from both Universal 1440 and Netflix, originally set for a June 2020 release date. The film will star Michael Jai White and Gary Owen in a more comedic take on the material. On May 26, 2020, it was announced that the film would be released on September 29, 2020."

What

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

...

I'm sure that will work out for all parties involved.




Thoughts?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Wait, it's basketball this time? Basketball doesn't have sudden death overtime...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Wait, it's basketball this time? Basketball doesn't have sudden death overtime...

This should be a line in the film by a character played by Rob Schneider. In fact it should be the character that Rob Schneider played in the Van Damme movie Knock Off.

 

[Perfect Cell]

...

I'm sure that will work out for all parties involved.




Thoughts?

My thoughts are that deepfakes are a terrifying glimpse into our dystopian future. And that young Shatner is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

 

[Roose Bolton]

That’s...one hell of a Khan.

 

[Morg]

I think I saw the Kingpin of raccoons today, saw a big ass coon waddle away to the back yard and he/she was huge! Bugger probably the one that keeps stealing my trash can lid

 

[terry78]

Morg, your life is a tex avery cartoon.

 

[Micromind]

...

I'm sure that will work out for all parties involved.




Thoughts?

I don't have words..

 

[squeekness]

I think I saw the Kingpin of raccoons today, saw a big ass coon waddle away to the back yard and he/she was huge! Bugger probably the one that keeps stealing my trash can lid

You must have some really tasty trash, lol.