The Ian McLounge

[DarthSkywalker]

I am two episodes into the second season of Umbrella Academy, and it feels like a big step up from the first season. Shorter, tighter episodes, without a lot of flashbacks to weigh down the progression of the story. So a much improved pace, while still having plenty of quiet moments. Vanya, Five, Klaus and Ben are still great, but I am even enjoy Luther, Allison and Diego. Which is nice.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Having sex with her seems like it'd be terrifying though. For one, she seems like she'd be insanely dominant, for two she seems like if you didn't satisfy her she'd rip your penis off or something.

Something Something Dark Side... Something something path... something something unnatural...

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Something Something Dark Side... Something something path... something something unnatural...

Yeah, you are definitely falling. But on the plus side, you probably look good in all black. Plus if you get injured enough, you get a wicked little control box with lights on it!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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"Everyone needs to back off mayo."

 

[Schlosser85]

I like mayo.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I like mayo.

You're a good friend. Mayo needs that support. Mayo is out there, every day, doing the work... But is Mayo getting support from the public? No... Mayo is getting attacked, or worse, outright replaced (I'm looking right at you Miracle Whip!!!). Then there's the accusations of white privilege.

Mayo isn't without sin... But Mayo deserves respect. It's hard out there for a condiment.


Everyone needs to back off Mayo.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It's a saucy sauce.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I like adding deli mustard and a dash of garlic salt when I use mayo.

 

[Perfect Cell]

That's a good potato salad recipe right there.


...I miss BBQs. That world is gone now.

 

[Guts]

Just like what George Lucas said. Nobody wears underwear in space.

 

[Schlosser85]

Made quickies with green women in the supply closet easier.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Perfect Cell embrace the new world where BBQs may be mourned but we celebrate the deluge of talk about the crotch areas of both Star Wars AND Star Trek cast members.

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Like a Nerd Paradise that was secretly a Nerd bad place in a Twilight Zone twist ending way.

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Maybe more M. Knight.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Made quickies with green women in the supply closet easier.

"What are you looking at Ensign Green? Get your sonic mop and get out of here! The ambassador's species might be amphibious but even she can't hold her breath much longer... Beta-Antarians, am I right Ensign? Huh? He knows..."

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just like what George Lucas said. Nobody wears underwear in space.

 

[Perfect Cell]

@Perfect Cell embrace the new world where BBQs may be mourned but we celebrate the deluge of talk about the crotch areas of both Star Wars AND Star Trek cast members.

...

Like a Nerd Paradise that was secretly a Nerd bad place in a Twilight Zone twist ending way.

...

Maybe more M. Knight.

New? Remember the third season of Enterprise? I thought that Xindi thorax was going to get them kicked off of UPN. I've been beating this drum for years.

I said what I said.

 

[ComicChick]

A year ago I started the movie Yesterday while on a flight. Today I finally finished it.
After working 17 hours yesterday, I went and got my hair cut and colored and decided I wasn’t doing anything today. Especially since I have to drive 6 hours tomorrow.
so, I decided I wanted to watch something else but there are way too many options a time decide between. Lol. I almost picked Me Before You because I read the book but didn’t want to watch something sad before bed. So now I’m watching a random Netflix movie my friend said she liked.
I wish there was a way I could upload all my movies somewhere and run a randomizer to pick something

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Umbrella Academy season 2 is forking amazing. Even if you weren't a fan of the first season, you should watch the second. It's something special. They even made the annoying characters from season 1 super forking likable.

 

[Kane52630]

I'll just wait for The Boys season 2...

 

[Kane52630]

I almost picked Me Before You because I read the book but didn’t want to watch something sad before bed.

I actually liked that one.

 

[flickchick85]

I'll just wait for The Boys season 2...

Aaaaand I'll just keep on waiting for the next seasons of Watchmen and Mindhunter.

In the meantime, I finally signed up for Letterboxd to have a place to put my Hitchcock reviews when I finish the countdown, and I just wasted over an hour just rating movies on there. This will not be good for me, I can tell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Reek


Roll call.

Just check in to let us know you is breathing.

 

[Kane52630]

In the meantime, I finally signed up for Letterboxd to have a place to put my Hitchcock reviews when I finish the countdown, and I just wasted over an hour just rating movies on there. This will not be good for me, I can tell.

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[C. Lee]

The movies I watched in July -
*Alibi Ike (1935) Olivia de Havilland
*My Love Came Back (1940) Olivia de Havilland
*Government Girl (1943) Olivia de Havilland
*Libel (1959) Olivia de Havilland
*Gold is Where You Find It (1938) Olivia de Havilland
The Charge of the Light Brigade (1936) Olivia de Havilland
*Espionage in Tangiers (1965) Luis Davila
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Rosa Salazar
Bomba, the Jungle Boy (1949) Johnny Scheffield
*John Paul Jones (1959) Robert Stack
Hellboy II: the Golden Army (2008) Ron Perlman
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Hugh Jackman
Armageddon (1998) Bruce Willis
Fantastic Four: the Extended Edition (2005) Jessica Alba
*Hitler: the Last Ten Days (1973) Alec Guinness
Ghost Rider (2007) Nicholas Cage
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) Nicholas Cage
Three Amigos! (1986) Steve Martin
*Charlie's Angels (2019) Patrick Stewart
Stripes (1981) Bill Murray
*The Falcon in Danger (1943) Tom Conway
*The Falcon and the C0-Eds (1943) Tom Conway
*The Falcon Out West (1944) Tom Conway
*The Falcon in Mexico (1944) Tom Conway
*The Falcon in Hollywood (1944) Tom Conway
*The Falcon in San Francisco (1945) Tom Conway
The Norliss Tapes (1973) Roy Thinnes
*Trapeze (1956) Burt Lancaster
*The Creation of the Humanoids (1962) Don Megowan
*November Christmas (2010) Sam Elliott
*A Nutcracker Christmas (2016) Amy Acker
*Bomba on Panther Island (1949) Johnny Sheffield
Invitation to a Gunfighter (1964) Yul Brynner
*Jumanji: The Next Level *2918( Dwayne Johnson
*The Old Guard (2020) Charlize Theron
Serenity (2005) Nathan Fillion
*Hall Pass (2011) Owen Wilson
*John Tucker Must Die (2006) Jesse Metcalfe
Borderline (1980) Charles Bronson
Love and Bullets (1979) Charles Bronson
Capricorn One (1977) James Brolin
The Cassandra Crossing (1976) Richard Harris
The Eagle Has Landed (1976) Michael Caine
*Raise the Titanic (1980) Richard Jordon
*Bomba: the Lost Volcano (1950) Johnny Sheffield
*Trouble Man (1972) Kevin Hooks
*Team America: World Police (2004) Trey Parker
Cannonball Run II (1984) Burt Reynolds
Sam Whiskey (1969) Burt Reynolds
Dressed to kill (1980) Michael Caine
Alvarez Kelly (1966) William Holden
Memphis Belle (1990) Mathew Modine
*Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) Johnny Depp
*Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019) Greg Cipes
*Prototype (1983) Christopher Plummer
*Tammy and the T-Rex...uncut (1994) Denise Richards
*American Pie 2 (2001) Jason Biggs
*American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005) Eugene Levy
*American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) Eugene Levy
*American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009) Eugene Levy
*American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) Eugene Levy
Deadpool (2016) Ryan Reynolds
The Blues Brothers (1980) John Belushi
*Much Ado About Nothing (2012) Amy Acker
*Nick Carter: Phantom Raiders (1940) Walter Pidgeon
Cat People (1942) Simone Simon
*Wichita (1955) Joel McCrea
Cheyenne Autumn (1964) Richard Widmark
How the West Was Won (1962) James Stewart
Sergeant Rutledge (1960) Woody Strode

 

[Lily Adler]

So The Dark Knight Returns is apparently part of YouTube Kids... How?

 

[Schlosser85]

So The Dark Knight Returns is apparently part of YouTube Kids... How?

Through the power of imagination.