The Lord of the Advice: The Two Towering Relationships thread

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

He wasn't even talking about Asian women though. It was English girls he'd met out there!

But yeah, there were plenty of lady boy stories to balance it out. Like peeing in a unrinal and one just grabs you're penis without warning and says 'Hello Darling'

Somehow, it doesn't make me feel better though

P.S. When I say perfect bodies, i'm being kinda PG-13... he was talking about how this one girl had the most attractive private parts he's ever seen... except he used the word perfect, and the name for a baby cat

Perfect kitten?

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm a chick and I think we look pretty odd down there. I'm not sure how it could ever be "pretty."

If he thinks the totally shaved look is hot, run the other way.

It was kind of weird. But he does like going down on girls, so it didn't really surprise me.

Comes from when he was on meds and had trouble staying aroused. If he couldn't perform, he'd make it up to the girl another way.

Perfect kitten?

Huh... I guess I wasn't thinking that one through Maybe not baby cat, just euphamism for cat

 

[Anita18]

It was kind of weird. But he does like going down on girls, so it didn't really surprise me.

Comes from when he was on meds and had trouble staying aroused. If he couldn't perform, he'd make it up to the girl another way.

Oh, my guy finds the lady parts very arousing too, but I'm pretty sure I'd laugh in his face if he called it pretty or "perfect." WTF does that even mean???

And um, if he was talking so freely about them, how many girls do you think he was with during that time? You don't always catch STDs by bumping uglies!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Yeah that's defo worrying, especially cause I know drunk (among other things) he was the majority of the time out there. I mean, he even lost his passport at one point!

Not that it matters to me at this point anyway, we won't be bumping any uglies any time soon

I mean, he was talking about coming to Bristol too, but he just got himself a job as kitchen assistant in a wetherspoons last night, says he wants to do some hard work for a while cause he's been lazing around so long.

So I'm going, he's staying. Which is probably a lot better.

Someone asked me the other day why we never ended up together, and my response was 'Cause he's even more of a mess than me'.

Not a healthy dynamic to be entagled in.

I just hope he does all the stuff he is planning to do (travel round the UK to see where he might wanna settle, and then think about starting his own food business), and doesn't get sucked into this town again... It's really easy to get in a rut here and just work-drink-work-drink-sleep etc.

 

[DV8]

I don't think it's ever "pretty down there" but it can def by "pretti-ER" when compared to others, relatively speaking . . . if a guy goes downtown a lot, the less hair the better

 

[terry78]

It looks like an Arby's sandwich, frankly. But we're rarely staring at it, just using it for practical purposes.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know what you mofos are talkin about. I've seen some pretty baby cannons in my day.

Like a succulent peach.

 

[Erzengel]

As long as it doesn't look like Fidel Castro eating a london broil.

 

[Hound55]

I mean, he was talking about coming to Bristol too, but he just got himself a job as kitchen assistant in a wetherspoons last night, says he wants to do some hard work for a while cause he's been lazing around so long.

Yup... My dirty-old-man mind read that with a whole bunch of double entendres...

Maybe I should get to work on writing a return series of Are You Being Served...

 

[terry78]

Haha, I remember giggling like an idiot when I was little watching those reruns listening to Mrs. Slocombe discuss her agitated *****.

 

[DV8]

As long as it doesn't look like Fidel Castro eating a london broil.

goddammit! *throws down sandwich*

 

[Anita18]

As long as it doesn't look like Fidel Castro eating a london broil.

 

[Dreadstar]

For background info, check out this thread.

http://forums.comicbookresources.co...s-the-universe-takes-care-of-you-in-a-BIG-way!

SO here is what I have figured out today. 3 things came to light recently. We have been moving extremely fast in the sexual arena. She closed her account on the dating site we met on, and she could not define what we are, either in a relationship, gf/bf/dating whatever.

So I came to this conclusion. She wants to have a fling with someone usual and I fit the bill. Thats why she closed her account on that site, she does not want to meet anyone serious. Thats why she could not define what we are, we just are! Thats why she left at 815 saturday morning after staying the night. Its not a relationship, its a fling! I get it. I just wish she would have told me upfront. She wants the romance and roses and intimacy and pillow talk and the holding hands in public part of a relationship BUT not a relationship. We are friends with benefits PLUS!

I dont like to take things slow, I am like the FLASH, moving at the speed of light! FAST! FAST! FAST!
So this woman set the record (for me anyways) for having sex after meeting for the first time and having it NOT be a one night stand. Fastest time after meeting someone on a first date and having sex between date 1 & 2, 5 days. I have known her 13 days and we have pretty much done it all. So its all good!

Different prespectives are good (which is what I really wanted here), now I have my head out of the clouds and can get back into the game. Lets see……now I can get more direct in terms of what I want in the bedroom, dont have to worry about going too far as I understand what we are now. THERE IS NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THERE IS ONLY THE NOW!

Before I was overwhelmed, now I am firmly in the drivers seat!

SO there you have it, John-Paul Sartre was right when he wrote, "hell is other people!"

 

[Anita18]

For background info, check out this thread.

http://forums.comicbookresources.co...s-the-universe-takes-care-of-you-in-a-BIG-way!

SO here is what I have figured out today. 3 things came to light recently. We have been moving extremely fast in the sexual arena. She closed her account on the dating site we met on, and she could not define what we are, either in a relationship, gf/bf/dating whatever.

So I came to this conclusion. She wants to have a fling with someone usual and I fit the bill. Thats why she closed her account on that site, she does not want to meet anyone serious. Thats why she could not define what we are, we just are! Thats why she left at 815 saturday morning after staying the night. Its not a relationship, its a fling! I get it. I just wish she would have told me upfront. She wants the romance and roses and intimacy and pillow talk and the holding hands in public part of a relationship BUT not a relationship. We are friends with benefits PLUS!

I dont like to take things slow, I am like the FLASH, moving at the speed of light! FAST! FAST! FAST!
So this woman set the record (for me anyways) for having sex after meeting for the first time and having it NOT be a one night stand. Fastest time after meeting someone on a first date and having sex between date 1 & 2, 5 days. I have known her 13 days and we have pretty much done it all. So its all good!

Different prespectives are good (which is what I really wanted here), now I have my head out of the clouds and can get back into the game. Lets see……now I can get more direct in terms of what I want in the bedroom, dont have to worry about going too far as I understand what we are now. THERE IS NO HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THERE IS ONLY THE NOW!

Before I was overwhelmed, now I am firmly in the drivers seat!

SO there you have it, John-Paul Sartre was right when he wrote, "hell is other people!"

You think too much, dude.

My bf closed his account on Plenty of Fish a few weeks after meeting me, and we actually didn't get serious until a few months later, and even then he would still classify the relationship as "I like hanging out with you, so I'll continue to hang out with you." That was three years ago, and we're getting married next year.

So I think it's safe to say that he (and your girl) knew he'd found what he liked. She just doesn't want to label it as anything serious because the relationship is only two weeks old! It's kind of scary for anybody to classify a relationship as "totally serious" after only two weeks. After all, you're still in the getting-to-know-each-other stage.

Since in the CBR thread, you note how accepting she is of your quirks, it's best not to take advantage of that. You're still getting to know each other, don't throw that away because you've got low self-esteem issues. Yeah, I just said it. How else would you have interpreted your girl closing her account on the dating site mean that she doesn't want a serious relationship? She made the account and met you and continues to see you! You need to get some common sense slapped into you, no offense.



Also, I haven't met a guy who says he wears women's jeans and panties, but seriously, more power to you. The first thing I was gonna ask was how you find ones that fit, but then I remembered that women's underwear/pants come in sizes MUCH larger than mine. (I'm a size 0.) The cut is still different though, how do you get them to stay up?

And um, where ARE the best places to find low-cost, durable panties?

 

[Dreadstar]

Anita18: Thank you for your opinions. I appreciate them and you make many good points. I will consider seriously what you have said. Thanks.

**Perhaps I do need some common sense slapped into me.

Panties are like anything else, find the style and size that fit and its all good. They fit much better than those cotton mens undies because of the spandex.

 

[Anita18]

I hate it when they start to come apart after a few washings though.

 

[crounsa810]

Ughhhh I did it again. I get told "I was talking to her and she said that she does like you but more as a friend and she just doesn't want to hurt you and tell you"


I could make a book with the amount of times I've heard that phrase, but what can you do? I'm an idiot and always sit on my ass instead of going for it and I lose my chance. Nothing new there

 

[Anubis]

Then stop being an idiot sitting on your ass and go for it before you loose your chance.

 

[crounsa810]

Then stop being an idiot sitting on your ass and go for it before you loose your chance.

And it really really is that easy. But for some reason I just keep on doing it and I don't know why. I'm like an alzheimers patient, just doing the same damn thing over and over and not learning from it

 

[Anubis]

Make your intentions known right from the start. If you come away from the first meeting without her knowing that you are interested in her and totally not in a platonic way, then you've already failed. Be clear. Be direct. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

 

[crounsa810]

Make your intentions known right from the start. If you come away from the first meeting without her knowing that you are interested in her and totally not in a platonic way, then you've already failed. Be clear. Be direct. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Oh she was very well aware. I just never made the move to take it to that level and after almost a year of that same **** I think she's justified in going "OK friend zoned."

 

[Anubis]

A YEAR!


Dude, wtf man.

 

[Anita18]

Oh she was very well aware. I just never made the move to take it to that level and after almost a year of that same **** I think she's justified in going "OK friend zoned."

Yeah, a year means you've lost your chance.

 

[Dreadstar]

I hate it when they start to come apart after a few washings though.

Get a lingerie bag and wash them in a front load washer on the gentle cycle. The top load washers have that agitator that wrecks clothes (it tears em apart)

 

[crounsa810]

Yeah, a year means you've lost your chance.

Unfortunately. She is really damn awesome too...Idk I for some reason sabotage myself. It's like I help them throw me in the friend zone. "Here let me just throw myself no no it's fine you might pull something I'll throw myself there. Weeee!!!"


I can't figure it out