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A pizza with alligator meat toppings or like an unholy monster made of pizza in the shape of an alligator?

That doesn't sound so bad. When I was a kid, the Chuck E. Cheese knockoff in my hometown used to sell grilled cheeses shaped like dinosaurs. They charged you more just to cut off pieces of the sandwich. Unrestrained capitalism is the Cheese way.
 
I picture an alligator delivering pizza.

Some wholesome commercial with some bad child actor. "Wow, Mom! It's the Pizzagator!"

Cue generic stock suburban family flocking over-excitedly to greet a pizza deliveryman in an alligator mascot costume.

"Order one Creole toppings pizza and get our garlic Bayou Breadsticks for free! See ya' later alligator!"

V.O. by like Kevin Hart or Larry the Cable guy. Something in that wheelehouse.
 
My imagination is going wild with that last part.

But you just know the Pizzagator Super Bowl ads are lit AF.

I wonder how many takes they had to do until the mascot guy managed to execute his little circle dance without knocking over a bookshelf or something.
 
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