The Offcial "How To Get A Girl Thread" Written By Members Of Hype.

[Jack Rabbit]

That really hurt my feelings. I dunno, I picked it because 5006 is my pass on my computer and Ghostrider poped into my head.

:whoooosh:

Right over your little head.

 

[nosebleed.]

Hookers FTW dammit

 

[Fran]

blind_fury would recommend that.

 

[Excel]

get a six pack, n be mr nice guy.

 

[nosebleed.]

blind_fury comes to me for advice.

 

[Enriquespy]

Curiously enough I dont make Gf advice treads because I know i will never get one ( me go to the corner and cry).

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Jk, didnt hurt my feelings. I had worse....

Over.

Your.

Head.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

:whoooosh:

Right over your little head.

Jk, didnt hurt my feelings. I had worse....

 

[Holly]

Jk, didnt hurt my feelings. I had worse....

dont you live in Illinois?

 

[Superhobo]

My advice? Try to get a girl younger than you. Emo girls LUV older guys. I live in a part of town where there are a lot of them, and everyone of them in the 12-14 age range ain't a virgin anymore, and most times it's a guy who's like sixteen or something.

Words of wisdom.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Read this book:

 

[Shuley]

If you want a girlfriend, try asking one of them for their number.If they say "I have a boyfriend" ask another one.I know it sucks since that's all I ever hear,but If you want one that bad,you'll get it.

 

[The IronMan]

Here it goes.You see a girl you like .You get a big club.You whack her on the back of the head.Then you drag her back to your cave by her hair.Don't laugh it's how dad got momt:

 

[jaguarr]

That really hurt my feelings. I dunno, I picked it because 5006 is my pass on my computer and Ghostrider poped into my head.

You should now go and change your password. There are people on these boards that would use the info you shared above to take over your system over the 'net.

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

You should now go and change your password. There are people on these boards that would use the info you shared above to take over your system over the 'net.

jag

You Fool! I was this close!

 

[webhead731]

I don't know Ghostie, asking for relationship advice from people you don't know? This is all you're depending on? I've asked for advice here before, but it wasn't my only option. It was just something I did to get more opinions etc.

Of course, she ended up being a witch with a b, but yeah, still. Don't depend on the internet for advice like this. Just do it when it's to get more opinions.

And just be yourself around girls! That's all you need to know!

 

[terry78]

Take a twenty dollar bill, and tie a string around it. Leave it on the ground and hide behind a bush. They won't be able to resist.

 

[The Evolutionist]

Take a twenty dollar bill, and tie a string around it. Leave it on the ground and hide behind a bush. They won't be able to resist.

Best advice you're gonna get.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Just grab one.

 

[POWdER-man]

I don't know Ghostie, asking for relationship advice from people you don't know? This is all you're depending on? I've asked for advice here before, but it wasn't my only option. It was just something I did to get more opinions etc.

Of course, she ended up being a witch with a b, but yeah, still. Don't depend on the internet for advice like this. Just do it when it's to get more opinions.

And just be yourself around girls! That's all you need to know!

a bwitch?...


I think you mean a B(ee) with an itch....

 

[Erzengel]

I really need a girlfreind. And I thought a thread like this would help others also. Cause I have tooken advice from some of you and it worked perfectaly. Soo....have any advice?

http://www.surreycc.gov.uk/SCCWebsi...83AA80256D20004C9FF0/$FILE/child-laughing.jpg

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I really need a girlfreind. And I thought a thread like this would help others also. Cause I have tooken advice from some of you and it worked perfectaly. Soo....have any advice?

Talk to your friends in real life, ask them to set you up on a date or at the very least go out drinking/clubing/or some other activity involving men and women. You will do your best job meeting new people through people you already know

 

[Mee]

What is it with posters and the name 'Ghostrider' being an inherently bad combination?!

At least 87 is amusing.

You just suck, 5006.

Don't make any more threads.

Did you miss his "Are you a virgin or un-virgin?" poll a while back?


I guess he's not an un-virgin yet.

 

[nosebleed.]

no, no, no...hookers FTW.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I is an un-virgin. And it was an un-Gay experience too.