The Official "Ask A Brotha" Thread - Part 2

[MadVillainy]

Chris Rock is the GOAT imo.
Currently, Hannibal Burress is really funny and I like Kevin Hart a lot. I quote them almost daily. Bill Burr, Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, Maronzio Vance, and Damien Lemon are all good too

The one Hannibal bit about the overly religious girl "You tryna get the d*** or what?" or the Ectasy story. Gold.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bill Burr is hilarious.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I love that bit Hannibal had about when he got a Jaywalking Ticket in Canada.

Love that joke. I saw him a few weeks ago and while he(and I ) were doing Gibberish Rap, this nice confused looking white woman turned around and asked how I knew all the words.

 

[MadVillainy]

Racism is out of control...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I was recently made aware that Pandora has stand-up comedy as well as music. Been taking up a lot of my free time lately. Just an FYI in case anybody didn't know that.

 

[MadVillainy]

DId not know that. I dont use Pandora because I think it sucks for music. I like Songza better.

But the standup thing is interesting

 

[Silvermoth]

Do you think black people don't experience racism from cops in Europe as much as the USA because Europe has less black people being shot by cops while innocent?

 

[Manic]

I have absolutely no idea how cops treat black Europeans, but I imagine they get shot less.

 

[Anubis]

Mainly due to the cops not really having guns.

 

[terry78]

Yeah,though they will give us a stern talking to. Oh, Europe. I'd move there if I wasn't so lazy about learning a bunch of new customs. Unless you're like a real hipster black American, you don't backpack through Europe and all that "white boy" ****.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Isn't Europe also pretty racist, especially in places like Italy, Sweden, and the like?

 

[terry78]

Those soccer games, they just don't give a ****.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah but they don't count. Europe is just England, France, Amsterdam, and sometimes Spain.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Those soccer games, they just don't give a ****.

They're awful at soccer games. They throw bananas and s**t... at their own black players!

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, Europes awful. And once the EU finally tanks, you do NOT wanna be a minority over there. They're one bank collapse away from Nazi takeover.

 

[E-Man]

Europe is basically the American North during the Civil War. They talk bad about our racism because they don't have as many of us over there, but once we move over there you find out that they get more racist because they never had to handle living with those colored folk so close to them before.

 

[PyroChamber]

Curves are nice. I like those. And I like ass, ass, ass, ass.

What man doesn't? Seriously, who are these guys that actually don't like curves on a woman (when the curves are in the right places of course)?

Yeah,though they will give us a stern talking to. Oh, Europe. I'd move there if I wasn't so lazy about learning a bunch of new customs. Unless you're like a real hipster black American, you don't backpack through Europe and all that "white boy" ****.

Has anyone ever met a black hipster? Most of the hipsters I've ever met were Asian.

 

[Anubis]

What man doesn't? Seriously, who are these guys that actually don't like curves on a woman (when the curves are in the right places of course)?

Has anyone ever met a black hipster? Most of the hipsters I've ever met were Asian.

I don't think we can be hipsters. Black people are just naturally on the cutting edge of whats cool. Yes I have a Cookie Monster t-shirt. Yes I wear sick ass scarves. But I don't wear that s**t ironically. I wear that s**t cuz Cookie Monster and sick ass scarves are the s**t!

And yeah, I can't understand a dislike of curves. If a dude wants a woman that looks like a prepubescent boy then they are secret pedophiles.

 

[terry78]

Basically if you're wearing skinny jeans and wearing oversized headphones around your neck.

 

[Anubis]

Now wait, are you talking about wearing oversized headphones but not using them or wearing them and using them? Cuz I don't much like earbuds. Not because they're uncomfortable but because when I want somebody to hear something I don't like feeling all self conscious about handing my earbuds over and they're covered in ear wax.

 

[terry78]

As black people I think we can wear a lot of weird **** and not get too lambasted, but it varies. Some brothers like to be uniform.

 

[Anubis]

I saw a whole buncha dudes walking down the street wearing these, like, turquoise blue skinny jeans. But I think it was a gang thing cuz they totally beat the s**t outta some dude on the corner.

 

[PyroChamber]

I saw a whole buncha dudes walking down the street wearing these, like, turquoise blue skinny jeans. But I think it was a gang thing cuz they totally beat the s**t outta some dude on the corner.

Those jeans were sagging weren't they?

 

[Anubis]

That goes without saying.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Basically if you're wearing skinny jeans and wearing oversized headphones around your neck.

That's never been considered hipster.