The Official "Ask A Brotha" Thread - Part 2

[Manic]

I might be willing to move to Vancouver or Toronto, but this bird would have to fly south every winter.

 

[terry78]

Though there are exceptions to the rule, we as black people can get very complacent and not want to move out the comfort zone. If I told my parents I was moving to Canada they'd be like, "the hell you wanna go up there for?"

 

[Warhammer]

We received some sexy white women from up there, too. Rachel McAdams, Evangeline Lilly, Elisha Cuthbert, Nina Dobrev, Kim Cattrall in her prime, Pamela Anderson in her prime, Cobie Smulders, Stana Katic, etc.

See? Not totally useless.

 

[terry78]

You know I'm all about my asians. Grace Park, and pretty much every other Korean chick in the acting game right now is from Canada.

 

[Warhammer]

And readily available Mayor quality crack

That, too. The finest of the fine.

Though there are exceptions to the rule, we as black people can get very complacent and not want to move out the comfort zone. If I told my parents I was moving to Canada they'd be like, "the hell you wanna go up there for?"

My dad would tell me the same thing. Word for word.

 

[terry78]

We as men move for two reasons....career and *****.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Canada is like America's unhip little brother, so we ain't going up there voluntarily. It'd have to be even more ****ed up down here for us to move to Nova Scotia and ****.

Not sure if you were making a historical joke there, but if so, well played. (Nova Scotia has a large black population from escaped American slaves going there during the darkest days of the slave trade era).

 

[RockSP]

We received some sexy white women from up there, too. Rachel McAdams, Evangeline Lilly, Elisha Cuthbert, Nina Dobrev, Kim Cattrall in her prime, Pamela Anderson in her prime, Cobie Smulders, Stana Katic, etc.

See? Not totally useless.

I was thinking more along the lines of the black Canadian women, including but not limited to Melyssa Ford and Jessica Lucas

 

[Pink Ranger]

As the kind of guy that women tend to gossip with, trust me guys, a black American guy coming up to a big Canadian city is like pulling your chair up to a buffet table.

 

[Warhammer]

I was thinking more along the lines of the black Canadian women, including but not limited to Melyssa Ford and Jessica Lucas

Oh f***. Yes, and Paula Patton's fine ass too.

 

[Warhammer]

As the kind of guy that women tend to gossip with, trust me guys, a black American guy coming up to a big Canadian city is like pulling your chair up to a buffet table.

I'm buying my ticket to Toronto tonight.

 

[RockSP]

^^what he said

 

[E-Man]

As the kind of guy that women tend to gossip with, trust me guys, a black American guy coming up to a big Canadian city is like pulling your chair up to a buffet table.

Yeah, but it's so cold. My sexiness can't really shine if it's snowing. It's why I never leave Texas that often.

 

[Pink Ranger]

For white women, you want Calgary. Vancouver for Asians, Ottawa for French, Toronto for black, Latina, Persian or Indian, Montreal if you can't decide right now but want to keep all your options open.

Yeah, but it's so cold. My sexiness can't really shine if it's snowing. It's why I never leave Texas that often.

Ah, yes, shrinkage, got it. Say no more, say no more.

 

[chamber-music]

I'm probably the only black man alive who doesn't mind the snow and cold.

I would live in the Arctic circle and be fine with it if I had to.

 

[Manic]

Yeah, but you're English. You only get to see the sun like twice a year.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Yeah, but you're English. You only get to see the sun like twice a year.

Winter is coming. Chamber is otherwise known as the Garlic Knight.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm probably the only black man alive who doesn't mind the snow and cold.

I would live in the Arctic circle and be fine with it if I had to.

Right there with ya. I even snowboard.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I hate the cold and the relentless heat.

Does that make me biracial?

 

[Anubis]

I was born and raised in the Chi. I live in the cold. The heat can go die in a fire.

 

[PyroChamber]

For white women, you want Calgary. Vancouver for Asians, Ottawa for French, Toronto for black, Latina, Persian or Indian, Montreal if you can't decide right now but want to keep all your options open.




Ah, yes, shrinkage, got it. Say no more, say no more.

Well damn.

I've wanted to check out Canada for a while now, but that was mainly after watching Scott Pilgrim.

 

[chamber-music]

Yeah, but you're English. You only get to see the sun like twice a year.

It isn't sunny all the time but when it is everyone gets almost naked over here. When it gets hot and sunny most people make the most of it.

 

[Kar]

I'm buying my ticket to Toronto tonight.

I'm dying

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

As the kind of guy that women tend to gossip with, trust me guys, a black American guy coming up to a big Canadian city is like pulling your chair up to a buffet table.

As a guy who's been to Ottawa several times, he's competely right. I feel like my chances with women actually go up significantly in Canada.

 

[terry78]

I have to get a little superficial for a moment, as Kim Kardashian did a recent photoshoot insanely NSFW, and the ass is just out there. As a nerd I despise anything Kim related, but as a black man....that thing caught my gaze.

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian_paper_jean_paul_goude.php