The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

MS. MARVEL [laughing]: Seriously, you guys realize that getting just one girl drunk among four guys, you have a much bigger chance of ending up in bed with each other than me, doncha?!
WOLVERINE: Dibs on Spidey!
SPIDEY: Hey! I´m flattered, but hey!

 

HULK: Wanna know my secret? I´m always angry.
hawkeye: It figures. Given what your transformation does to your pants, your tight whitties must look like they had a mega-atomic wedgie!
HULK: Shut up.

 

Hehehehehehehe


HULK: "Do you see what Hulk sees?"
HAWKEYE: "A Star... A Star..."

 

LOKI: "Why yes I did suggest Galactus as a cloud many moons ago. Why do you ask?"
CAP: "You... Bastard...!!!"

 

Captain America: Tony
Tony Stark: Yeah.
Captain America: Can you take a look at this and tell me if its normal.

 

MS. MARVEL: Let´s make a drinking game! Whenever a fanboy says something stupid on a message board, we take a shot!
WOLVERINE: No way, bub! Last time I went into an alcoholic coma, healing power and all!

 

Lol.

Since when does Hulk big cheeks in this image? Lmao.

 

Hehehehehehe


CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

 

look in the clips just released where Cap's giving orders. if you pause it and go frame by frame you see it.

Tho to me the smoke "behind" Clint actually looks like he has gas lol

 

HULK: "This Hulk's version of speeding ticket!"

 

Hahaha, never noticed that before, thanks man!

 

Hence THIS post

 

Coming Next Summer... Crouching Hawkeye, Hidden Hulk

 

Not mine, but I thought it was hysterical

 

ANT-MAN: "I am Vengeance! I am the Night! I am Bat- no wait that's not right..."

 

BLACK WIDOW: "So I hear Warner Brothers is eyeing your Town director Ben Affleck for the Justice League film."
HAWKEYE: "The mythical Justice League film that they've been trolling fans with for years while not caring enough or committing enough to actually make it happen? I don't think Ben's dumb enough to get dragged into that mess. If he learned anything from Daredevil it should be to not get mixed up with people who don't believe in the property, let alone care about it."
BLACK WIDOW: "That's harsh."
HAWKEYE: "You're damn right it's harsh. I've been waiting years for a Wonder Woman film and they can't even get a frickin' TV show about her off the ground."

 

"Just hold it like that for a few more seconds, Hulk. Your hiccups will be all gone."

 

t:t:t:

 

Hehehehehe

 

Thor: What are you looking at?
Cptn: I don't know.
Thor: Oh ok.

 

HAWKEYE: "I'm not trying to impress you or anything but... I'm Batman."
BLACK WIDOW: ""

 

lol nice. SEE what kind of pics you can find by going frame to frame?