The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

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  1. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    CAP: I don´t like this.
    IM: That he surrendered so easily?
    CAP: No, that this movie was basically stolen by the character who´s had two failed attempts at launching his solo film franchise and had to be recast twice.
    IM: Or that the heart and soul of the movie was a government agent who wasn´t even a Marvel character and got killed in the middle of the movie.
    CAP: Don´t even get me started on that.
     
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    Hehehehehe

    Says two of the three guys who have solo franchises of their own. :cwink:
     
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    Loki: Ohhhhhhhhh....
    Cap: What's he-
    IM: Don't ask.
    Cap: Look at him.
    Loki: This chair has a "massage" feature...
    Cap: Looking away, looking away.
     
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    LOKI: "Look Ma - no steroids!"
     
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    BLACK WIDOW: "-Snoring-" [wakes up] "Cheer leading practice!" [reverse head bangs the guy] "Oh, I'm still here... thank God."
     
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    CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I Wash My Hands And Feet Of You!"
     
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    Cap: Who knew this show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic was all we needed to pacify Loki.

    Ironman: Never underestimate the strength of Brony Power Cap.
     
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    :funny::funny::funny:
     
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    Tony: "We have a Hulk."

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    Loki: "I have an army of fan girls turned on my androgyny."
     
  10. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff all around guys.

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    BLACK WIDOW: Bras are for nuns.
     
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    TONY: We have a Hulk.

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    TONY: And boobies. Boobies are really cool too.
     
  12. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Tony: I got my fangirls without my suit or a cool accent.
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    Loki: .....
     
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    Tony: off screen-thats now what she told me?
    Loki: where?
    Tony: at my Malibu pad.
     
  14. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Captain Oveur over loudspeaker: Hey Loki do you like films about gladiators? Have you seen a grown man naked? Do you like fighting frost giants all by yourself?
    Loki: Please stop this I will tell you everything now!
    Cap: ok pony up 20 bucks Tony I knew that would work!!
     
  15. Godzilla2000 Dollar Store Diva

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    Gee, Scarlet must be listening to the same hard rocking song I am.
     
  16. Panthro Team Language

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    All this stuff is great.
     
  17. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    "I whip my hair back and forth/ I whip my hair back and forth"
     
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    CAP: "Who knew that was all it would take to subdue Loki?"
    TONY: "I keep telling ya gods really aren't all that different from us. You know he's got a subscription to Playboy, or rather the Asgardian equivalent, Playgod?"
    CAP: "I believe it."
     
  19. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Gotta love these new techniques.
     
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    CAP: He´s seeing a bootleg of The Dark Knight Rises in OUR movie?!
    IM: Cut the man some slack. I seen it three times already. In IMAX.
     
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    :funny::funny::funny::funny:
     
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    LOKI: "The Ring goes to Mordor whether you like it or not."
     
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    Loki: Really, what do these Midgard wenches on this Tele see in this Tom Hiddleston chap you're showing me? I'm definitely hotter than he is.
     
  24. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Gotta love a LOTR reference.

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    LOKI: Miister Waaayne...
    CAP: Uh, right gesture, wrong franchise.
     
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    :funny:
     
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