The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

CAP: I don´t like this.
IM: That he surrendered so easily?
CAP: No, that this movie was basically stolen by the character who´s had two failed attempts at launching his solo film franchise and had to be recast twice.
IM: Or that the heart and soul of the movie was a government agent who wasn´t even a Marvel character and got killed in the middle of the movie.
CAP: Don´t even get me started on that.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: I don´t like this.
IM: That he surrendered so easily?
CAP: No, that this movie was basically stolen by the character who´s had two failed attempts at launching his solo film franchise and had to be recast twice.
IM: Or that the heart and soul of the movie was a government agent who wasn´t even a Marvel character and got killed in the middle of the movie.
CAP: Don´t even get me started on that.

Hehehehehe

Says two of the three guys who have solo franchises of their own.

 

[bored]

Loki: Ohhhhhhhhh....
Cap: What's he-
IM: Don't ask.
Cap: Look at him.
Loki: This chair has a "massage" feature...
Cap: Looking away, looking away.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Look Ma - no steroids!"

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "-Snoring-" [wakes up] "Cheer leading practice!" [reverse head bangs the guy] "Oh, I'm still here... thank God."

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I Wash My Hands And Feet Of You!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Who knew this show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic was all we needed to pacify Loki.

Ironman: Never underestimate the strength of Brony Power Cap.

 

[Panthro]

Cap: Who knew this show called My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic was all we needed to pacify Loki.

Ironman: Never underestimate the strength of Brony Power Cap.

 

[Panthro]

Tony: "We have a Hulk."

Loki: "I have an army of fan girls turned on my androgyny."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys.

BLACK WIDOW: Bras are for nuns.

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: We have a Hulk.

TONY: And boobies. Boobies are really cool too.

 

[mc7791]

Tony: "We have a Hulk."

Loki: "I have an army of fan girls turned on my androgyny."

Tony: I got my fangirls without my suit or a cool accent.

Loki: .....

 

[mc7791]

LOKI: "That's right. I score with Scarlet Johanasson off camera and you don't."

Tony: off screen-thats now what she told me?
Loki: where?
Tony: at my Malibu pad.

 

[mc7791]

Captain Oveur over loudspeaker: Hey Loki do you like films about gladiators? Have you seen a grown man naked? Do you like fighting frost giants all by yourself?
Loki: Please stop this I will tell you everything now!
Cap: ok pony up 20 bucks Tony I knew that would work!!

 

[Godzilla2000]

Gee, Scarlet must be listening to the same hard rocking song I am.

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff is great.

 

[bored]

"I whip my hair back and forth/ I whip my hair back and forth"

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Who knew that was all it would take to subdue Loki?"
TONY: "I keep telling ya gods really aren't all that different from us. You know he's got a subscription to Playboy, or rather the Asgardian equivalent, Playgod?"
CAP: "I believe it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love these new techniques.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: He´s seeing a bootleg of The Dark Knight Rises in OUR movie?!
IM: Cut the man some slack. I seen it three times already. In IMAX.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: He´s seeing a bootleg of The Dark Knight Rises in OUR movie?!
IM: Cut the man some slack. I seen it three times already. In IMAX.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "The Ring goes to Mordor whether you like it or not."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: Really, what do these Midgard wenches on this Tele see in this Tom Hiddleston chap you're showing me? I'm definitely hotter than he is.

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love a LOTR reference.

LOKI: Miister Waaayne...
CAP: Uh, right gesture, wrong franchise.

 

[Panthro]

Gotta love a LOTR reference.

LOKI: Miister Waaayne...
CAP: Uh, right gesture, wrong franchise.