The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Thebumwhowalks]

"...whoa, now did I just go into my left hand jacket pocket or my right...(feels around his pockets)....ah shee-it...I think I just fired my glass eyeball into that truck."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "A New Day Is Dawning! The Day Of The Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Nick Fury has got to have the best Nerf gun ever there.

 

[RagingOvaries]

Go ahead, say WHAT again!

 

[mc7791]

Go ahead, say WHAT again!

you stole that from me

 

[mc7791]

Fury: Finally I can take out 10 Nolanites at once!!

 

[Panthro]

NICK FURY: "Hasta La Vista Baby!"

 

[Panthro]

NICK FURY: "The next dumb-ass fanboy who says they should get Kevin Conroy to dub Christian Bale or that they should always use the outdated John Williams Superman them for every single mother-f***ing Goddamn Superman movie or that they should make a 5th Indiana Jones film is gonna get a missile shoved so far up his ass he won't be able to s*** right for a week!"

 

[elgaz]

Thor : "4 of us ....................... 1000 of them. This should pose no problem."
Cap : " .............. err......... 3.5 of us you mean. Hulk's lost a little weight."
Iron Man : "Yeah, he felt he overdid it a little at Xmas on the chocolates, but went on one of those fad crash diets. Now when he changes from Banner to Hulk, he actually shrinks. It's a mindf**k".

*faint whisper in background* "Hulk hungry............"

 

[RagingOvaries]

you stole that from me

yea? I didn't see it obviously.

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "If it bleeds we can kill it."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Oh my God, the Fanboys are pissed there's no new trailer yet and they're heading our way.

*P.S.* This is unrelated but that Zulily banner ad at the top of my page has me wanting to wear a Tutu for some odd reason.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Oh my God, the Fanboys are pissed there's no new trailer yet and they're heading our way.

*P.S.* This is unrelated but that Zulily banner ad at the top of my page has me wanting to wear a Tutu for some odd reason.

I made almost the same caption in the old thread

 

[mc7791]

Fury: Hold still guys I think I see Loki behind you!

Thor: you missed Fury and caused more damage then Lokis forces.
Cap: yeah Fury what the hell? I though you were director of SHIELD for a reason.
Fury: my bad. bad depth perception with only one eye

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, depth perception...

FURY: "For the last time it's not our fault that Marvel & Disney won't release season 2 of Avengers: EMH until April!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

I made almost the same caption in the old thread

Great minds think alike?

 

[blah]

BW: I hope no one takes this out of context...
Henchman: I know I will! =D
BW: Oh, my. That line really isn't working for me. *Crack*

BW: So, yeah. I killed a man for a terrible one liner. Just throwing it out there.
Thor:....
Cap:....So who's the new guy?
Banner: Just so you know, I'm already off the market.
Cap:...just that I haven't seen him in the briefing before or anything.
Thor: Iron man informs me that I possess prostitutes in differing locales so far apart that they are indeed referred to by completely distinct numerical identification.
Cap:....so we're just gonna ignore this strange disshevelled and deeply depressed man?
*BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP*
BW: CRAP! A break-in at section 12, I do NOT need this right now.

Meanwhile, at section 12
Loki: Quickly! Time for ponies!

Cap: Did sombody...

Stark:...just say...

Hulk:..POOOOOOONIEEEEEEEEESS?!!!!!

Fury: EVERY WEEK!! Every MuthaF#$@ing week with this ponies nonesense! Clogging up my DVR!
Stark: OOOOH! He's gonna say it! he's so gonna say it!
Fury: I have had it...
Stark: *Squeeeeeeeeee*

Fury: ...Actually, it's not bad. Not bad at all. Proceed.
Stark: DAMMIT!

 

[Panthro]

BW: I hope no one takes this out of context...
Henchman: I know I will! =D
BW: Oh, my. That line really isn't working for me. *Crack*

BW: So, yeah. I killed a man for a terrible one liner. Just throwing it out there.
Thor:....
Cap:....So who's the new guy?
Banner: Just so you know, I'm already off the market.
Cap:...just that I haven't seen him in the briefing before or anything.
Thor: Iron man informs me that I possess prostitutes in differing locales so far apart that they are indeed referred to by completely distinct numerical identification.
Cap:....so we're just gonna ignore this strange disshevelled and deeply depressed man?
*BWOP BWOP BWOP BWOP*
BW: CRAP! A break-in at section 12, I do NOT need this right now.

Meanwhile, at section 12
Loki: Quickly! Time for ponies!

Cap: Did sombody...

Stark:...just say...

Hulk:..POOOOOOONIEEEEEEEEESS?!!!!!

Fury: EVERY WEEK!! Every MuthaF#$@ing week with this ponies nonesense! Clogging up my DVR!
Stark: OOOOH! He's gonna say it! he's so gonna say it!
Fury: I have had it...
Stark: *Squeeeeeeeeee*

Fury: ...Actually, it's not bad. Not bad at all. Proceed.
Stark: DAMMIT!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "Why yes I am sleeping with Black Widow. And Pepper Potts. And Jane Foster. And Sharon Carter. Ah yes, it's great to be me."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Black Widow: Dammit we have to nail this routine in time for the Ice Dancing competition at the 2014 Olympics. If we don't win the Gold this time you are so fired and I'm finding a better skating partner.

 

[mc7791]

BW: I am about to kick your ass.
Henchman: From my current perspective I dont see how that is a bad thing

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor: By the Gods I'm so jealous of Black Widow's hair.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

BLACK WIDOW: "I saw Batman do this to Ray Charles in the 1989 Batman film..."

 

[protocida]

TONY: "2 girls 1 cup"? Sounds kinky...

 

[blah]

TONY: "2 girls 1 cup"? Sounds kinky...

Haahhahahaaa

Fury: It's simple...
Thor: We Kill the Batman?

Fury: Boy, I better not have heard you talk about straight up murder right to MY MUTHALOVIN' FACE!
Thor: I-I'm not..it was just- wait a minnit, did you say "Muthaloving"?
Fury: OUT!

Fury: Ok, Lady and Gentlemen, as I was saying...
Wheadon: Change of plans! Can I talk to you for a sec, Nicky?

A few minutes later...

Fury: Good news, everybody! We Kill the Batman!