The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Cap: My hammer is better than yours Thor.

Thor: *sigh* Mortals...

Hehehehe

 

[bored]

"Hulk's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/ And they're like: "Hulk's is better than yours/ Damn right, Hulk's is better than yours"/ Hulk would teach you, but Hulk would have to charge..."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Remember guys, the money we're getting from entertaining all the kids at Little Timmy's birthday party will buy SHIELD enough paper to stock their copiers for the next month so big smiles team!

Hawkeye: Yes Steve, we get it already.

Black Widow: You're not smiling yourself there Cap.

 

[mc7791]

Hawkeye: So thats the new Ghost Rider movie? That was terrible!
BW: yeah what is the deal with Cage? He looks to have gone off the deep end?
Cap: I want to know how he can set his head on fire and survive.
Hawk and BW: Facepalm

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

CAP: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose..."
BLACK WIDOW: "I thought Cap missed the Disco years."
HAWKEYE: "He's been catching up with XM Radio."

 

[bored]

BW: "Oh crap, is that Ant-Man up ahead?"
Hawkeye: "Nobody told him he's not in the movie, did they?"
Cap: "Just look straight ahead and keep walking."

 

[Panthro]

BW: "Oh crap, is that Ant-Man up ahead?"
Hawkeye: "Nobody told him he's not in the movie, did they?"
Cap: "Just look straight ahead and keep walking."

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "Your next target. His name is Tom Rothman."

 

[kedrell]

Fury: "Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, Capt. Rogers?
Cap: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Fury: A jelly doughnut?
Cap: Sir, yes, sir!
Fury: How did it get here?
Cap: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Fury: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Capt. Rogers?
Cap: Sir, no, sir!
Fury: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Capt. Rogers?
Cap: Sir, no, sir!
Fury: And why not, Capt. Rogers?
Cap: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Fury: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Capt. Rogers!

 

[That person]

Black Widow: We're very disappointed in you Steve.
Hawkeye: When we get home, we are going to have a very serious talk.
Cap: Look, the guy told me it was just a cigarette. Can't we all just calm the **** down?

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "I hate you Cap."
HAWKEYE: "I hate Cap more."
CAP: "All this because I ate the last slice of pizza..."

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "Natasha, do you like movies about gladiators?"
BLACK WIDOW: "No."
HAWKEYE: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
BLACK WIDOW: "No. Wait, I mean yes! No I mean-"
HAWKEYE: "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

[The Infernal]

Thor screams relentlessly in despair that he cannot escape this prison.... then some hours later he notices the large crack where he pounded on the glass earlier.

*upon meeting up with the rest of the Avenger*

Thor: Sorry, lads. Had a bit of blonde moment.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Khan!"

 

[Herolee10]

**Thor heard about Paramount wanting to make another Transformers film with Michael Bay**

 

[Godzilla2000]

Yeah, this would have been Thor's reaction to the level of smoke in the kitchen after I incinerated my Brussel Sprouts last week. I blame my mom for getting me too involved in watching Green Lantern.

Ironman: No, I am not going to start singing Row Row Row Your Boat with you and Thor in rounds.

Cap: Aw, c'mon Tony. It'll be fun!

Thor: Mortals...

 

[Lady Marion]

Ironman: No, I am not going to start singing Row Row Row Your Boat with you and Thor in rounds.

Cap: Aw, c'mon Tony. It'll be fun!

Thor: Mortals...

Hehehe, reminds me of the scene of Star Trek V when Kirk, Spock and McCoy sit around the campfire.

 

[Hotwire]

Hulk: Hulk smash dat ass!

 

[Hotwire]

Widow: Would you f*** me? I'd f***me. I'd f*** me, hard.

 

[Hotwire]

Thor: Call me Goldilocks, one more f***ing time!

 

[Smashlilman]

Hulk - Oh, it's time baby!
Hulk - Hulk like your *******' -- Hulk like your raincoat, *****.
Hulk - You can't run! You can't run!

 

[wobbly]

Hulk: "Come back here red hair woman, Hulk only want to gently caress you!"
Widow: "Are you kidding me? Thor still hasn't recovered from you gently caressing him!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hehehe, reminds me of the scene of Star Trek V when Kirk, Spock and McCoy sit around the campfire.

Yay! You got the reference!!

 

[BoredGuy]

THOR: I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: No tents, no fire, and no marshmallows?!?! GOD DAMN IT! This is the worst f***ing camping trip I've ever been on!