The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[elgaz]

Loki : Why did the chicken cross the road?

Stark : I dunno. Fascinate me.

Loki : To get to the other side.

Stark : That's it? You're the God of mischief, and that's the best you can do? .......... Oh lord.

Loki : It's my delivery, isn't it? Mother always said I need to smile more.

 

[Panthro]

Loki : Why did the chicken cross the road?

Stark : I dunno. Fascinate me.

Loki : To get to the other side.

Stark : That's it? You're the God of mischief, and that's the best you can do? .......... Oh lord.

Loki : It's my delivery, isn't it? Mother always said I need to smile more.

Hehehehehe

 

[Hotwire]

Loki: Yo! F***nuts! It's probin' time!

 

[Hotwire]

Hulk: It Hulk gonna have to choke a b****?

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: Where's the trolley boy?
Thor: In the freezer.
Cap: Did you say, "Cool off?"
Thor: No, I didn't say anything actually.
Cap: Shame.
Thor: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Cap: You're off the f***in' chain!

 

[Hotwire]

Loki: How can this be for the greater good?

Avengers in unison: The greater good!

Loki: Shut it!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[Hotwire]

All together: RUN AWAY!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "Brave Captain America Bravely Ran Away!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Shut up!"
HAWKEYE: "When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled Brave Captain America!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I did not!"
HAWKEYE: "Brave Captain America Bravely Ran Away!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "All lies!"
HAWKEYE: "Bravely Ran Away Brave Captain America!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Why I Never!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hurry, we must ensure that the Transformers reboot is not handled by Michael Bay!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Stop recasting Hulk's puny alter ego! Pick an actor and stick with him damn it!"

 

[MarvelKnight]

I hope we get a glimpse of Stark's armory and get a fly-by look at some Hulkbuster armor. Sort of how they showed the partial cap shield

 

[mc7791]

Im Hulkeye the smashing man! Im Hulkeye the smashing man! I fights to the finish because Im green like spinach, Im Hulkeye the smashing man!!

 

[The_Shadow]

Loki: Yo! F***nuts! It's probin' time!

this made me laugh out loud t:

 

[Panthro]

Im Hulkeye the smashing man! Im Hulkeye the smashing man! I fights to the finish because Im green like spinach, Im Hulkeye the smashing man!!

Hahahaha

 

[Panthro]

HULK [in Will Smith style voice]: "Welcome to Earth!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Pure Rage, Pure Rage, is that really all Hulk's fans care about?! Can't Hulk have any other emotions?! Can't Hulk laugh, can't Hulk cry, can't Hulk love? One more word about the friggin' pure rage and Hulk is gonna start ripping off fan boy nuts and forcing fans to eat them! How's that for rage?!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "If puny humans do not accept Lou Ferrigno as their Lord & Savior, Hulk will lay Hulk's vengeance upon them!"

 

[Hotwire]

Fury: I'm sorry, Cap. You're out of The Avengers.
Cap: But, why?!?!
Fury: This report shows you've tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

 

[Hotwire]

Hawkeye: Is Hawkeye gonna have to choke a b****?

 

[bored]

Hawkeye: The boss wants us to be on a team with a legendary super-soldier, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist with a suit of power armor, a super-strong rage monster, and a Norse deity?
Black Widow: We're here to provide the sex appeal.

Hulk: Heh, yeah right. Look at these pecs!

 

[Panthro]

Fury: I'm sorry, Cap. You're out of The Avengers.
Cap: But, why?!?!
Fury: This report shows you've tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Hawkeye: The boss wants us to be on a team with a legendary super-soldier, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist with a suit of power armor, a super-strong rage monster, and a Norse deity?
Black Widow: We're here to provide the sex appeal.

Hulk: Heh, yeah right. Look at these pecs!

Hahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "You know, I didn't mind it when you called me 'Mockingbird' in bed, but when you called me 'Pym'-"
HAWKEYE: "Look, Pym and I were having an argument earlier alright? It won't happen again!"
BLACK WIDOW: "Yeah sure it won't..."
HAWKEYE: "Hey, do I give you crap for that one time you called me Green Lantern in the sack? Huh? Do I?"

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: does this pose make me look fat?