The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, I knew deep down the green goliah was a ladies´man.

 

[mc7791]

HULK: C´mon, it´s not as big as people think!
BW: No way, I learned my lesson after Thor "Mjolnired" me!

Hulk: if you can take that you can take my "Gamma Hammer".

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Ok who locked my in here with the Hulk after he cleaned out an entire Taco Bell?

 

[Panthro]

LOKI DISGUISED AS SOLDIER: "We'll show 'em Seabiscuit, we'll show 'em all!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

For Odin´s sake, I already swore again and again, I have no idea who this mortal Fabio is, I never did a cover for this strange "chick porn" kind of literature, and I NEVER HEARD SOME BLASTED BAND CALLED METALLICA IN MY WHOLE IMMORTAL LIFE!!

 

[elgaz]

Thor: "It's time I channelled some Arnie........................ GO! NOW! .................... GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAH!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Can´t go wrong with an Arnie quote.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your eyes to witness what shall be, TRULY, the fight of the century!!

In THIS corner, arguably the most popular superhero of all time, for the first time completing a trilogy, fresh from the criticallty-acclaimed, billion dollar-making The Dark knight, helmed by acclaimed filmmaker Christopher Nolan, THEEE DAAARK KNIIIGHT RIIISEEES!!

In THIS corner, one of the greatest, most beloved superhero groups of all time, making their feature film debut, after each of the main members launched their own solo franchise, helmed by fan-favorite mastermind Joss Whedom, THEEE AAAVEEENGEEERS!!

And in THIS corner, arguably the one superhero whose popularity challenges that of the dark knight, looking for a fresh start with a reboot, regaining hype territory after a somewhat slow start thanks to an awesome trailer, helmed by talented newcomer Marc Webb, THEEE AAAMAAAZIIING SPIIIDEEER-MAAAN!!

LET´S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEEEEE!!!

 

[Smashlilman]

^ I can't wait till ItsJustSomeRandomGuy and HISHEdotcom make parodies.

ItsJustSomeRandomGuy

Green Lantern vs Thor
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Green Lantern vs Captain America
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Batman vs Iornman
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HISHEdotcom

Thor,Batman,Superman
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Captain America,Batman,Superman
lol Captain America had to rub it in.
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Ironman,Batman,Superman
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[T"Challa]

"You were made to be ruled"

 

[Panthro]

Thor: "It's time I channelled some Arnie........................ GO! NOW! .................... GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAH!!!!!"

Bwahahahahaha

All this other stuff's great. Love the TDKR Vs. Avengers Vs. Amazing Spider-Man. t:

 

[Guhndoi]

Fury: You two Motherf'rs on the Hype again!
Coulson: Yeah, we need a funny line for the Avengers Caption Thread.

 

[Panthro]

Fury: You two Motherf'rs on the Hype again!
Coulson: Yeah, we need a funny line for the Avengers Caption Thread.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "Still marveling at the porn sites eh Thor boy?"
THOR: "Aye, verily."
COULSON: "It keeps him from beating up Iron Man."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

COULSON: See Thor, this is the kind of wonder the internet has to offer: Two Girls, One Cup!
THOR: What is it, maidens enjoying a warm beverage?
COULSON: Something like that, something like that.

 

[mc7791]

Fury: Coulson are you conferring with Thor about potential strategies to take on Lokis army?
Coulson: No just playing words with friends.
Thor: Son of Coul you have the high word score, excellent!!!

 

[Panthro]

COULSON: See Thor, this is the kind of wonder the internet has to offer: Two Girls, One Cup!
THOR: What is it, maidens enjoying a warm beverage?
COULSON: Something like that, something like that.

Hehehehehe

Yours was funny too mc

 

[blah]

Thor: Oh My Me, am I famished!
Coulson: Yeah, having Hypno-toad subliminally beam images of food directly into our brains was a bad idea. I dropped the ball on that one.
Fury: The cafeteria is closed due to a mutant rat infestation. You could go to the city and get lunch...
*Fwoosh*
...aaand that was the last available jet.
Thor: OH Those SONS OF-

Thor:HEEEEEY!! HEEEEEEEYYY! GET! ME! A! SUSHI! PLATTER!!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Oh My Me, am I famished!
Coulson: Yeah, having Hypno-toad subliminally beam images of food directly into our brains was a bad idea. I dropped the ball on that one.
Fury: The cafeteria is closed due to a mutant rat infestation. You could go to the city and get lunch...
*Fwoosh*
...aaand that was the last available jet.
Thor: OH Those SONS OF-

Thor:HEEEEEY!! HEEEEEEEYYY! GET! ME! A! SUSHI! PLATTER!!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "All this because I insulted a Tom Hiddleston fan girl..."

 

[JB-the-Hunter]

THOR: "All this because I insulted a Tom Hiddlestone fan girl..."

...By misspelling his last name

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Thor: So this is the forest you say you saw this "sparkly" man running with a girl on his back?

Cap: Positive. I heard her say he was a vampire then they went up the mountain and went up a tree. Damn monster. What do you think our plan should be, Stark?

Iron Man: We wait.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

COULSON: And there it is, Megan Fox's Cinemax softcore porn.
THOR: I heard of this. Young mortal actresses often do those things in the beginning of their careers.
FURY: Beginning? This premiered last tuesday.

 

[Raiden]

CAP: Did Loki's goons destroyed this city block?
THOR: No, I heard it is a result of a stampede from a Justin Bieber concert.