The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Loki: I have an army

Tony: I have Leslie Bibb in my bed.

Loki:

 

[Hotwire]

Iron Man: Whoa! Steve! Pissing contest is just an expression! Put that thing away!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: See guys. Unlike the two of you, I don't need a fancy suit of armor, or a big hammer to compensate for any, um... "Shortcomings?"

Iron Man: Holy HELL!!!

Thor: We've nothing like THAT in Asgard!

 

[Panthro]

Cap: See guys. Unlike the two of you, I don't need a fancy suit of armor, or a big hammer to compensate for any, um... "Shortcomings?"

Iron Man: Holy HELL!!!

Thor: We've nothing like THAT in Asgard!

Bwahahahaha

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: Paper covers rock. You lose hero.

 

[Lady Marion]

Iron Man: Whoa! Steve! Pissing contest is just an expression! Put that thing away!

All this stuff is great, guys. You're really cool!

 

[Panthro]

Loki: Paper covers rock. You lose hero.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Falcon Punch!"
LOKI: "I think not."

 

[Pink Ranger]

LOKI: Listen, just follow my lead. It's step, turn, step, step, chasse, step, turn ...

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Listen, I still don't believe that Asgardians invented the samba.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: Listen, just follow my lead. It's step, turn, step, step, chasse, step, turn ...

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Listen, I still don't believe that Asgardians invented the samba.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Are you as turned on by this as I am?"
CAP: ""

 

[Micromind]

Loki: "My Helmet is better than yours..You lose"

Cap: "Wheedoon...."

 

[mc7791]

Hiddleston: where are your ears?
Evans: No fair stealing my line from FF!

 

[mc7791]

Loki: Cap we have to stop meeting like this, people will talk.
Cap: what people?

Tony: Yeah what is it with you guys anyway? Are you frenemies or something?!
Cap: Loki!!!!!

 

[mc7791]

Loki: can you pick up Sirius for free with those wings?
Cap: A-hole!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: while the big horn head look might work for Hellboy from time to time it looks like garbage on you.
Loki: Jerk

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

LOKI: "Didn't think a skinny guy like me could pull this off did ya?"

 

[Hotwire]

John Madden: So, what's gonna happen here is, Thor here, is gonna swing Mulneer over this way right at Iron Man's head over here. Then Iron Man here, he's gonna do a little juke move to his left, while he decks, 'Ole Cap over this way. Cap's gonna get knocked out on this play, but not before he hurls this here shield over at Thor's head back over here!

 

[Panthro]

John Madden: So, what's gonna happen here is, Thor here, is gonna swing Mulneer over this way right at Iron Man's head over here. Then Iron Man here, he's gonna do a little juke move to his left, while he decks, 'Ole Cap over this way. Cap's gonna get knocked out on this play, but not before he hurls this here shield over at Thor's head back over here!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I'm gonna go all Jackie Chan on your ass!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

LOKI: Sorry, when YOUR movie franchise makes 450 mil worldwide, you get to connect a punch.
CAP: i f***ing hate Hollywood...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: STOP!! In the naaaaame of loooove...

 

[Godzilla2000]

John Madden: So, what's gonna happen here is, Thor here, is gonna swing Mulneer over this way right at Iron Man's head over here. Then Iron Man here, he's gonna do a little juke move to his left, while he decks, 'Ole Cap over this way. Cap's gonna get knocked out on this play, but not before he hurls this here shield over at Thor's head back over here!

Oh my God...I'm laughing so hard at this it hurts.

 

[Hotwire]

Oh my God...I'm laughing so hard at this it hurts.

Thanks.

And thanks to all who enjoy my captions. I think I may have to do some more Madden ones.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: STOP!! In the naaaaame of loooove...

Aw someone always beats me to that one...

The other one was funny too UF.

LOKI: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
CAP: "I said she baked nice cookies!"
LOKI: "Oh."