The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Fury: ok the Avengers have taken the Quinjet to Germany to intercept Loki. Asst director Hill set a course for Stuttgart!
Hill: course plotted sir!
Fury: engage!
Hill: yes sir!
Fury:.....ok why are we not moving? You are a pilot and know how to fly this thing right?
Hill: uh, very much sir I have been trained.
Fury: is the parking brake on? Do Iron Man and Thor have to get out and push?
Hill: Uh no.. Ill figure it out.
Coulson: Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
Hill: ready for flight sir.
Fury: Punch it!

Hill: wheeee!!! were flying!!
Fury and Coulson at the same time *Facepalm*

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect! Look at you? What do you believe in huh? What do you believe in?!"
LOKI: "I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

 

[bored]

Cap: Avengrs *hic* Assemble! Lllllllllll........
Loki: Um, I'm your enemy.
Cap: We musss unite against our emenmy... Lex Luthor.
Loki: Cap, you're drunk. Give me your keys.

 

[Panthro]

Cap: Avengrs *hic* Assemble! Lllllllllll........
Loki: Um, I'm your enemy.
Cap: We musss unite against our emenmy... Lex Luthor.
Loki: Cap, you're drunk. Give me your keys.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "I Must Break You."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

FURY: Fiscal austerity can kiss my ass!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Loki your hands are so smooth, what do you use?
Loki: I use aloe vera and cream rinse twice a day. It keeps them smooth and soft but still strong to stop do gooders like you.
Cap: I see. Hmm I guess plain old soap just isnt good enough anymore.
Loki: Plus it dries out your skin too much and that can be a real pain.
Cap: like a shield strike to the face?
POW!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

FURY: Fiscal austerity can kiss my ass!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Cap: Loki your hands are so smooth, what do you use?
Loki: I use aloe vera and cream rinse twice a day. It keeps them smooth and soft but still strong to stop do gooders like you.
Cap: I see. Hmm I guess plain old soap just isnt good enough anymore.
Loki: Plus it dries out your skin too much and that can be a real pain.
Cap: like a shield strike to the face?
POW!

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "Kill 'em. Kill 'em for me, Marv."
HAWKEYE: "I won't let ya down, Goldie."

 

[kedrell]

Hank: "Anyone want to tell me how I ended up as the Tom Bombadil of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?"

 

[metaphysician]

Hank: "Anyone want to tell me how I ended up as the Tom Bombadil of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?"

Everyone else: "Because the Avengers don't feel like being attacked by killer robots."

 

[bored]

Hawkeye: So, this is it, you're really breaking up with me for... him.
Black Widow: I'm sorry, Clint. I have needs. Needs that you just can't fulfill. Big, loud, and green needs.

 

[mara]

Hawkeye: So, this is it, you're really breaking up with me for... him.
Black Widow: I'm sorry, Clint. I have needs. Needs that you just can't fulfill. Big, loud, and green needs.

 

[Panthro]

Hank: "Anyone want to tell me how I ended up as the Tom Bombadil of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?"

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "Spartans! Prepare For Glory! Ready Your Breakfast And Eat Hearty! For Tonight We Dine In Hell!"

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "They can take our lives but they can never take our freedom!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

ANT-MAN: How DARE you say A Bug´s Life is better than Antz?!

 

[mara]

ANT-MAN: How DARE you say A Bug´s Life is better than Antz?!

LMAO! oh, that was good!

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: How DARE you say A Bug´s Life is better than Antz?!

I've never seen either film but it's still funny. t:

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

 

[Panthro]

ANT-MAN: "Wait, am I Hank Pym? Am I Scott Lang? Am I Eric O'Grady? My moniker's been passed around so many times that even I'm not sure who I am anymore."

 

[kedrell]

I enjoyed AntZ much more than ABL.

 

[mara]

I enjoyed AntZ much more than ABL.

And I liked ABL. hehe