The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

CAP: Dammit, Black Widow gotta start taking her medication, this running around naked thing is running out of control!

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Dammit, Black Widow gotta start taking her medication, this running around naked thing is running out of control!

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Yo! Where the Green Women at?!"

 

[Hotwire]

lol not going to see it. Bay just crossed my line with that.

Have you even read what else has been said on that movie? The turtles aren't alien, the ooze is, as it was in the comics. Eastman is on the writing team. The studio was the one that renamed it to Ninja Turtles, which is what most of us call them anyway.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Wow, I knew Ant-Man/Giant-Man was angry about being left out of the film but I didn't realize he was *THIS* angry."

 

[kedrell]

CAP: "Yeah, I know I'm basically a saint. Hell, I even emit light that dispels the darkness around me."

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "All this because we said we thought the animated Young Justice adaptation was an inferior piece of work when compared to Greg Weisman's previous efforts such as Gargoyles and the Spectacular Spider-Man."

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "So they cancelled Batman: The Brave & The Bold for a whole new Batman series that's going to be all CGI?"
BLACK WIDOW: "Yep, looks that way."
HAWKEYE: "And somehow I find myself wishing they'd just kept Brave & The Bold going."
BLACK WIDOW: "Hey now, this new CGI Batman might be good."
HAWKEYE: "Meh, I don't know Natasha, all this Batman overexposure has really sucked the fun out of the character. There's no variety in the DC/WB Cinematic efforts."
BLACK WIDOW: "There's gonna be a Superman film next year."
HAWKEYE: "Like I said, little to no variety."

 

[Hotwire]

CAP: Oh, look! A penny! And it's heads up, too!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, love the Batman overexposure rant.

CAP: Uh, when did this become an eighties music video?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff, love the Batman overexposure rant.

CAP: Uh, when did this become an eighties music video?

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAP: Oh, look! A penny! And it's heads up, too!

See a penny, pick it up, and all day you'll have good luck. t:

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "You know Natasha I want to get caught up in the thrill of the Hunger Games bandwagon, I really do, but I just can't for some reason."
BLACK WIDOW: "It's okay, I was resistant at first too. Maybe once the hype dies down you'll be able to enjoy it more naturally."

 

[bored]

"Okay, I've ignored like six explosions now. Am I cool yet?"

 

[Panthro]

"Okay, I've ignored like six explosions now. Am I cool yet?"

Hehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Hey, don't move! There's a bee on your hat. I'll get it!"

 

[Cracker Jack]

Fury: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

 

[Panthro]

Gotta love Pulp Fury & anti-bee jokes.

HULK: "Enough with the Chuck Norris jokes! Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny like 5 years ago!"

 

[Lady Marion]

^^Hehehe, You know: Chuck Norris will find you now!

Great stuff guys, thanks!

 

[Panthro]

^^I'll be sure to file a restraining order against Chuck Norris.

HULK: "You didn't pay Hulk what you owe Hulk, now Hulk gonna bust a cap in your ass!"

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "Oh no! You did NOT just shoot that blue s*** at me!"
Invader: "Ugh! Will Smith just called in from the 90's. He wants his material back."
Hulk: "Shut up you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

HULK: They bring a laser gun, you bring a Hulk fist!

 

[ultimatefan]

ALIEN: Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle f...

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: "Oh no! You did NOT just shoot that blue s*** at me!"
Invader: "Ugh! Will Smith just called in from the 90's. He wants his material back."
Hulk: "Shut up you!"

Hehehehehehe

Funny stuff UF.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Isn't that just like an alien? Brings a blaster to a fist fight."