The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice follow up.

ALIEN: I´m much cooler than the Skrulls!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, nice follow up.

ALIEN: I´m much cooler than the Skrulls!

HULK: "Hulk says otherwise!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I drink your milkshake!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor: The next mortal that calls me Goldilocks will get the smacketh layed down on them.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: ok did everyone remember where we parked?

 

[mc7791]

Thor: No I use Selsun blue instead of Head and shoulders. Why?

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: your going out on Knuckle Airlines... Fist Class!!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: yknow what you look like?
Alien: No what?
Hulk: a Gargoyle!
Alien: so?
Hulk: so be one with the building!!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: does this hanging on the building pose make me look fat?

Thor: yes very fat Hulk!! Like a pregnant green cow!

Cap: Thor what hell are you doing? You are making the Hulk angrier!

Thor: correct Cap and by ticking him off more he will smash more of Lokis army for us!
Cap: Hmmm good strategy. Hey Hulk the aliens say that you are so fat that your BMI is measured in acres!!
Hulk: Arrrrggggghhhhh!!!

 

[bored]

"Hulk use pimp hand!"

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

HULK: "Skipped watching season 2 of Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes?! Hulk SMASH!!!!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hulk: Hulk missing Survivor because of invasion. Hulk mad now.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: "Hulk says otherwise!"

Heh, my take is Hulk answered with his fist.

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

ALIEN: C´mon, acupuncture works!
HULK: It has not been conclusively proven!

 

[Scarlettess]

CAP: I told you we should have invited Hulk for Coffee.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Anyone see a big, green, irradiated iguana calling itself Godzilla running through here?

 

[The Infernal]

Cap: What is it?

Coulson: It's an 'etch a sketch'

Loki: So what do you think Doctor, is this normal?

Doctor: No, it shouldn't look like that. Generally they're not supposed to glow.

RDJ: See? I told you my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[ultimatefan]

RDJ: Hey honey, can you adjust it a little lower? No, lower. Stiiil lower... Oh my God that´s it, marry me right now!

 

[mc7791]

Hulk: dont tase me bro!
Alien: why not?
Hulk: you have to ask?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

ALIEN: "Coke!"
HULK: "Pepsi!"

ALIEN: "Tastes Great!"
HULK: "Less Filling!"

ALIEN: "Batman is the Best!"
HULK: "Batman is Overrated!"

 

[ultimatefan]

ALIEN: You´ll have to look elsewhere, sir, we´re all out of prime ribs...
HULK: HULK WANT PRIIIIME RIIIIBS!!!

 

[Panthro]

ALIEN: You´ll have to look elsewhere, sir, we´re all out of prime ribs...
HULK: HULK WANT PRIIIIME RIIIIBS!!!

Hehe, everyone loves ribs.

 

[Gamma Goliath]

Joe Rogan: SPINNING BACK-FIST!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Falcon Back-Hand!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Bruce Banner: Boy, they're going to love this gadget in Japan for their frequent Godzilla attacks.