The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

HULK: "With Great Power Comes... Great Bad-Assery!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Well, excuse me Princess!

 

[mc7791]

Cap: does the high Priest from the Conan movies know you raid his wardrobe?
Loki: Captain A-hole!!

 

[Hotwire]

Hulk: Be honest. Hulk's ass look good as Black Widow's?

 

[ultimatefan]

ALIEN: Tag! You´re it.

 

[venom420]

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

LOKI: "Come Son Of Jor-El! Kneel Before Zod!" [pause] "No wait that's not right..."

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Cap: I thought you wanted to fistbump!
Loki: I thought you wanted a high-five!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: Suck in the guts, guys, we're The Avengers.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Suck in the guts, guys, we're The Avengers.

Thor: well Cap the only one that kind of has a gut is Hulk.
Hulk: Hulk heard that!! Hulk smash Thor!
Cap: nice going Thor you create more destruction with your mouth more then Mjolnir ever could!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Hey Black Widow you gotta admit with this wind even my hair looks better than yours.
Black Widow: Are you the reason I keep seeing that bottle of mane and tail in the Helicarrier bathroom?

 

[mc7791]

Loki: Hey Cap if I have a good showing in the Hand to Hand combat sequences in the film do you think I could be a playable character in the next Marvel vs Capcom game?
Cap: no dont think so. I heard that they are going with Squirrel Girl instead.
Loki: ..........

 

[mc7791]

Loki: Avengers Season!
Cap: Loki season!
Loki: Avengers season!
Cap: Loki season!
Loki: Avengers season!
Cap: Avengers season!
Loki: Loki season!
Cap: Avengers season!
Loki: I say its Loki season now fire!!!

BLAMMM!!
Loki: your despicable!!
Cap: aint I a stinker

 

[Godzilla2000]

Ironman: And I can make the perfect Baked Potato with these lasers too.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

IRON MAN: "There's Mandarin!" [zap] "There's Mandarin!" [zap] "That's also Mandarin!" [zap]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Okay, who let Lindsay Lohan pilot a ship?

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: This is it, boys! Now go and break a damn buncha box office records or don´t you dare show your faces in the Hellicarrier again!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

 

[Godzilla2000]

All this just to hail a cab.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hi, we're here for the gang bang."

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKEYE: Hey, since when do you have chest hair?

HULK: What, do you take Hulk for one of those metrossexual *****es that shave it?

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: Hey, since when do you have chest hair?

HULK: What, do you take Hulk for one of those metrossexual *****es that shave it?

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Godzilla2000]

So this is what happened to the remains of Zilla after the military killed it in 1998. Loki really is evil! Hopefully the thing won't dry hump a building.

 

[mc7791]

IM: Bang! Pow! To the moon Loki!!