The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Hawkeye: Hulk does this outfit make my butt look big?
Hulk: No bigger than mine.
Hawkeye: Thanks... I think

 

[mc7791]

Leviathan: New Zenomorph from Prometheus? Yeah I get that a lot.

 

[Panthro]

LEVIATHAN: "I'll Swallow Your Soul!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hi there, I'm actually Galactus' colonoscopy machine.

 

[mc7791]

Leviathan: Ok Joss I have been floating and holding this pose for half an hour. Do you have the shot yet?
Whedon: Just a few more minutes Levi the lighting is almost perfect.
Leviathan: Joss you are sucking my will to live!

 

[mc7791]

Iron Man: Hey Leviathan

Leviathan: yeah what?

IM: Battleship called and they want you back on set-pronto.

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: Hey Leviathan

Leviathan: yeah what?

IM: Battleship called and they want you back on set-pronto.

Ooh, burn.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Didn't Jeph Loeb used to be a good writer once?"
JOSS: "Yes Thor, he was, once, but that was another life."

 

[Godzilla2000]

I seem to have lost my way. Can you tell me where Arrakis is?

 

[mc7791]

I seem to have lost my way. Can you tell me where Arrakis is?

good one

 

[Godzilla2000]

good one

Why thank you. I have to exhibit my 2 star geek credentials somehow by name dropping a fictional planet from a well known Sci Fi book like Dune of course.

 

[mc7791]

Leviathan: yes I am available for rentals, childrens parties and double as an armored transport. contact me #Leviathan on twitter for booking. Not liable for damage to city where event is booked

 

[Steelsheen]

HULK: Okay, who let Lindsay Lohan pilot a ship?

bahahaha!!

 

[Panthro]

I seem to have lost my way. Can you tell me where Arrakis is?

Dune reference FTW.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hawkeye: Are you... are you grabbing my butt?

Hulk: Shh, arrow man be a good boy and Hulk get him bigger role in sequel!

 

[Drummerdude7]

Hawkeye: What's wrong Hulk?

Hulk: Hulk read Armond White's Avengers review. Hulk smash puny troll.

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff guys.

HAWKEYE: "What'cha lookin' at Hulk?"
HULK: "Hulk watching the 3rd trailer for the Dark Knight Rises. Dear God... it's just so beautiful..." [starts crying]
HAWKEYE: "Are you crying?"
HULK: "Hulk has something in Hulk's eye." [sniff]

 

[Panthro]

Cap's reaction to the 3rd trailer for the Dark Knight Rises...

CAP: "By Roosevelt, how are we supposed to compete with that?"

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man's reaction to the 3rd Dark Knight Rises Trailer...

IM: "Steal our hype will you?! Take that!" [zap] "And that!" [zap] "And that!" [zap] "And some of this!" [zap]

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "So all we had to do to stop Loki was show him the 3rd trailer for the Dark Knight Rises..."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Why can't all super-villains be this easy to beat? If we'd tried this on Red Skull during WW2 we could have ended things a lot sooner and with less bloodshed."

 

[Panthro]

COULSON: "TDKR's 3rd trailer... so grand... so epic... must wear... sunglasses... to protect eyes... from being burned... by the sheer awesomeness..."

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "So I just got done watching the 3rd Dark Knight Rises trailer."
BLACK WIDOW: "And?"
HAWKEYE: "I'm not gonna lie to ya Widow, it was good. Not just good but DAMN good. So good that it makes me fear that whatever records we're setting it'll break with little to no effort."
BLACK WIDOW: "Stow that talk soldier. We're Marvel remember? We can actually build successful film franchises around more than one character!"
HAWKEYE: "Hmm, well that's certainly true."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

hehehehehehe

Thanks.

 

[Marvin]

Good stuff guys.

Hawkeye: "Hulk, buddy you look like you're being rendered by 90's computers."