The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: Crap, I have a wad of gum on my boot.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: did I leave the iron on?

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: NOW KISS!!!

Hehehehehe

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: That penny is not heads up and bad luck. I'm not going to touch it.

 

[Lady Marion]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: We have a Hulk!

Loki: ...You dare threat me, Loki, with so puny Hulk...wait, that's not right.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: Well I have a drink in my hand. You can't drink your army can you?

Loki: I hate you.

 

[Panthro]

funny stuff godzilla t:

 

[bored]

Loki: I missed my flight. May I crash on your couch tonight?

Tony: Sorry, Hulk called it already. But I bet he can find a comfy spot on the floor for you if you want.

Loki: You really aren't going to let that go, are you?

 

[Godzilla2000]

funny stuff godzilla t:

Thanks alot! t: I do my best.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: I missed my flight. May I crash on your couch tonight?

Tony: Sorry, Hulk called it already. But I bet he can find a comfy spot on the floor for you if you want.

Loki: You really aren't going to let that go, are you?

Hehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

I have an army

We have a Hulk

But no one has hair like mine! It sill has its windswept look even indoors! Nothing can disturb it!

The Hulk can

Jerk

 

[Joeyjojo72]

HEEHEE. Keep em coming. Ill come up with one in a bit.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

HULK: "War! It's Fantastic!"

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Thank You Topper! I Can Kill Again! You've Given Me A Reason To Live!"

 

[bored]

Cap: Random guy, will you make me the happiest super-soldier alive?

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "Flame on? No, that's the other guy."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Cap: I am not going to say anything about taking an arrow to the knee.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I want you to send this Bane guy a message. You tell him that Captain America is coming for him, and ain't nothing is gonna stop me from giving him my permission to die."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: Let me guess...that Necromancer you have to kill for Meridia in that Daedric Quest just kicked your butt right before you completed your goal?

Loki: Yes and it's bothering the piss out of me so I decided to take my frustrations out on Earth.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: I have an army.

Tony: Let me guess...that Necromancer you have to kill for Meridia in that Daedric Quest just kicked your butt right before you completed your goal?

Loki: Yes and it's bothering the piss out of me so I decided to take my frustrations out on Earth.

Hehehehe

 

[Godzilla2000]

Hehehehe

True story. I need to send my companion home because that dern Necromancer always turns him against me right before I kill him. It's always an ax to the back from him right before the killing blow to the Necromancer.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: see this is how you kneel! Now kneel before Cap!...wait thats not right. Ummmm I know just do these leg exercises and you will have quads of Vibranium!
Officer: Vibra what?

 

[Panthro]

Cap: see this is how you kneel! Now kneel before Cap!...wait thats not right. Ummmm I know just do these leg exercises and you will have quads of Vibranium!
Officer: Vibra what?

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Golgo-13]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Thor's reaction to learning that Josh Keaton originally recorded Spider-Man's guest spots on "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" only to have his work re-dubbed by Drake Bell