The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

I'm not amused by that image. Seriously, militant Atheists are the biggest bullies on the planet right up there with Scientologists. Grow up people and learn to become more tolerant of people's individual rights.

 

Ironman: I know the wait for the Dawnguard DLC for PC and PS3 users is unbearable but can't we just be happy slaying some bandits for now instead of just standing out here in the middle of nowhere and waiting?

 

Hehehehehehehe

 

LOKI: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

 

What was at all atheistic about that image?

 

Here is your entertainment for tonight Master Wayne

 

HAWKEYE: "So what did you think of Amazing Spider-Man, Hulk?"
HULK: "Well, Marc Webb's style is definitely less fanciful and arguably less comic book-y than Sam Raimi's, but this does not prevent the action scenes from popping as necessary. And while Hulk feels that Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield are both equally affable as Spider-Man Hulk feels that Garfield captured the sarcasm of Spider-Man better than Maguire did, though this may be due more to the scripts than anything else. Hulk also finds it ironic that even though Mary-Jane Watson is the more iconic love interest the new film portrays the late Gwen Stacy as the more useful love interest while also giving her the spunk that many felt was lacking from MJ in previous films. And-"
HAWKEYE: "Dude, did you like it or not?"
HULK: "Hulk enjoyed Amazing Spider-Man."
HAWKEYE: "That's all I needed to know."

 

No wonder Alfred looks grim.

 

"Would you like some ice cream before the film starts, Master Wayne?"

 

Wait a minute! Turning things into Ice Cream is Loki's department!

..Now he'll have yet another thing to angst about what with his brotherly jealousy and all.

 

Hehehe, that's a useful ability, wanna see this in a movie .

We could ask where Thor the ice cream got from. Maybe Loki turned Mjolnir into it.

 

Hehehehehehe

 

THOR: "By The Power Of Ice-Cream!"

 

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Loki: Why do you always have to try to do things better than I do them Thor?

 

Thor: LOKI! You can't seduce me with your suggestive dancing!
Loki: Then why are you still staring?
Thor: DAMMIT ALL!

 

BW: Hah, down 125 Batman fanboys who´d try to break our opening weekend record!

 

Hehehehehehehe

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

Loki's reaction to Thor's poor showing in Avengers Vs. X-Men -


LOKI: "Egads man, I've hated Thor for centuries and even I find this to be overkill!"

 

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SCARJO: That´s right, explosions turn me on. Why do you think I made that dumbass, pretentious Michael Bay attempt at a sci-fi movie? I developed PSAS by the time principal photography ended.

 

hehehehehehehe

 

It looks to me like Scarlet has finally gotten her revenge on Michael Bay for him blaming her and Ewan McGregor for The Island failing at the box office.