The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great one Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK SMASH DAT ASS!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK SMASH DAT ASS!!

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Vartha]

heh SEE told ya we'd have fun with that manip. lol

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

This isnt one of mine but had me in stitches.

 

[Panthro]

This isnt one of mine but had me in stitches.

Hehehehehe, Thor's got that "Tangled" look going on there.

 

[Lady Marion]

I know this as Th'Oreal - Asgard

Hehe

 

[ultimatefan]

edit

 

[ultimatefan]

This isnt one of mine but had me in stitches.

Great one!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: So, you really wanna see how big it is?

CAP: Holy s***!!
THOR: Verily.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: So, you really wanna see how big it is?

CAP: Holy s***!!
THOR: Verily.

 

[cph9fa]

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[smallville fan]

hey guys, one day I heard about the Avengers' line of perfumes and especially how there's one about Nick Fury with some friends.

Then I said how I thought it would be funny if Nick Fury was in a commercial where he was the Old Spice guy.

One guy even said quotes like "The tickets are now the Tesseract!" and "I'm on a Hellicarrier"

It'd be really cool if someone made captions like Old Spice Nick Fury happen, please, please, please

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: That´s right I´m leaving, Tony. I can´t handle the modern world, everything is too cynical, too artificial, and... wait, what´s that?

tONY: Oh, that´s a hot beach girl. We got quite a few of those.
CAP: And she´s allowed to dress like that in public?
TONY: Actually, in some European beaches, she could even take that top off. You were saying?
CAP: I was saying we can´t rush into conclusions, you know, all ages have their rotten apples, but also their...
TONY: Bodacious Melons?
CAP: I was going to say their beauty, but fine, whatever. You know, this suit is a lot tighter than it seems...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Oscorp]

This isnt one of mine but had me in stitches.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

And ultimatefan, I like your caption for obvious reasons

 

[Vartha]

Hawkeye: Hulk, stop doing your Jim Ignatowski impersonation and concentrate on the plan.

 

[Panthro]

Hawkeye: Hulk, stop doing your Jim Ignatowski impersonation and concentrate on the plan.

Hehehe

HAWKEYE: "Oh no the Hulk's gonna hurl!"
HULK: "Hulk not hurling, Hulk seeing how long Hulk can hold Hulk's breath."

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "Yes, my ass is registered as a lethal weapon. So what?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKEYE: Don´t look at me, I told you buying shish kebab from NY street vendors was dicey!

HAWKEYE: Don´t look at me, I told you that Total Recall remake looked like crap!

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: Don´t look at me, I told you buying shish kebab from NY street vendors was dicey!

HAWKEYEon´t look at me, I told you that Total Recall remake looked like crap!

Hehehehehe

 

[Vartha]

hehe

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKEYE: Now I know why Ant-Man and Wasp didn´t show up in the movie! You´re eating them!
HULK: Hmmm, delicious puny humans.