The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: Now I know why Ant-Man and Wasp didn´t show up in the movie! You´re eating them!
HULK: Hmmm, delicious puny humans.

^^Hehehehehe

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Alright, who shot my cleavage? I'm looking at you, Frank."
PUNISHER [off camera]: "Oh snap..."
SPIDER-MAN: "You'd better run, Frank."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

Hulk´s reaction to his popularity polls before Avengers came out.

Hulk´s reaction to his popularity polls after Avengers came out.

 

[Panthro]

hehehehehe

Hulk´s reaction to his popularity polls before Avengers came out.

Hulk´s reaction to his popularity polls after Avengers came out.

Hehehehehe

HULK: "Ladies, look at your man. Now look at Hulk. Look back at your man. Now look back at Hulk. Sadly, your man's not Hulk. However, he can smell like Hulk. Gamma Spice - the way an old Gamma Hulk should smell."

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "DAT ASS!!!"

 

[Vartha]

lol Didn't think Hulk was a meat eatter lol

 

[The Caped Knight]

I found this online lol Disney Avengers

Scar-Loki
Beast - Hulk
Robin Hood - Hawkeye
Kuzco- Iron Man
Mulan -Black Widow
Herclues - Thor
Aurora- Cap

 

[Panthro]

I found this online lol Disney Avengers

Scar-Loki
Beast - Hulk
Robin Hood - Hawkeye
Kuzco- Iron Man
Mulan -Black Widow
Herclues - Thor
Aurora- Cap

Hehehe, funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: We have a HUlk.

HULK: Puny humans group don´t have a Hulk. Hulk have a puny humans group.

 

[Panthro]

TONY: We have a HUlk.

HULK: Puny humans group don´t have a Hulk. Hulk have a puny humans group.

Hehehehehehe

 

[bored]

"Hulk huff, and Hulk puff, and Hulk blow giant alien space-whale down!"

"Well... Okay then."

 

[Panthro]

"Hulk huff, and Hulk puff, and Hulk blow giant alien space-whale down!"

"Well... Okay then."

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Freedom is life´s great lie. It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled.

Now that´s my kinda guy.

 

[Panthro]

Freedom is life´s great lie. It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled.

Now that´s my kinda guy.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Oscorp]

LOKI: "Oh, you have no idea what I put in that whiskey bottle just a couple of minutes ago haha! I'm the dirty God of Mischief, after all! A little hint, it starts with S."

TONY: "Salt? Suggar? Sand? Oh God, I hope it's not sand!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehhe

HAWKEYE: Jesus, will you stop being such a baby? It´s not your turn on the Hellicarrier´s PS3 and that´s it!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk wants to be directed by Ben Affleck."
HAWKEYE: ""

 

[bored]

Fifty Shades of Grey Hulk

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk aims to misbehave."

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice stuff, especially the Fifty Shades reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Of course I didn´t ask for an actual alcoholic drink! Now I´m a huge star, I have a reputation to uphold! Plus, cocaine dilutes so much better in apple juice... I think...

 

[Micromind]

Hulk: " Hulk Knows that your movie, Bourne Legacy failed... "

Hawkeye: "what more was needed ?"

Hulk:"Add Hulk.. make it a success"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, don´t get cocky, Hulk, it took you a long time to get there...

 

[Panthro]

TONY: Of course I didn´t ask for an actual alcoholic drink! Now I´m a huge star, I have a reputation to uphold! Plus, cocaine dilutes so much better in apple juice... I think...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Hulk sees Shia LaBeouf across the street and prepares to literally drown him in spit.