The Official DC Stupid Question Thread....

[TheCorpulent1]

He supercompresses the clothes...

You're just making s*** up now.

 

[Carnage921]

what about this. When superman practically died in superman returns where did they think Clark was while he was in the hospital

 

[Lobo]

Out investigating the blackout?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He fell in a plot hole and no one noticed because everyone had stopped caring by that point.

 

[Carnage921]

Out investigating the blackout?

That's another thing. If the blackouts not in the paper for a week is it still news

 

[Anubis]

What if dogs pooped candy?

 

[Scarecrow_King]

i would still eat it.

 

[WompuM]

You guys are *****. Clark was found under some rubble next to a broken water line. He ate his shoes or something to survive.

 

[Hush]

What if humans pooped puppies would you still take it home with you, you know cause its a puppy.

 

[Spike_x1]

Only if those puppies, in turn, pooped candy.

 

[Hush]

Ahh they would be the ultimate cute/providing machines!

 

[Varient]

This could apply to any superhero really, I'm just using an example, and I'm sure it's been asked before, but when Clark Kent changes into Superman, what happens to his street clothes?

In the Silverage he compressed them at Superspeed then put them into a pocket in his cape.

I have NO clue what he does nowadays.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Probably something that's not as stupid.

 

[Green Lantern]

With Johns's love for the Silverage?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're right. I bet Clark eats them and stores them in his special Kryptonian second stomach that's room temperature and devoid of gastric juices, making it the perfect hiding spot.

 

[yenaled]

Silverage?

That's not a word.

 

[Spike_x1]

You're right. I bet Clark eats them and stores them in his special Kryptonian second stomach that's room temperature and devoid of gastric juices, making it the perfect hiding spot.

And then poops the clothes back out when he needs them? Along with candy?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If by "candy" you mean "chocolate" and if by "chocolate" you mean "s***," then yes.

 

[Spike_x1]

Close enough.

 

[Anubis]

I bet Kryptonians don't even have a**holes.

 

[Varient]

I bet Kryptonians don't even have a**holes.

......

Of course now I want someone to take a good hard look up supergirls skirt,....

 

[Spike_x1]

So does Clark poop his clothes out through his bellybutton or something?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, he uses his super-regurgitation.

 

[Spike_x1]

Well that's less exciting to visualize.

 

[Anubis]

The guy could hack up a cow in less than 30 seconds.