Mentok said:
Blas... He loves me because of my Australianness... And because I live 24 hours in the future compared to him.
Isn't Blas Mexican?
Only because American TV loved him so much... HAd he stayed in Australia he would have been just another crazy dude yelling things on the street corner.
That's what they want you to think, but the truth is that you guys blighted him with us.
They are the worlds oldest surviving civilization (even despite England's attempts to wipe them all out) and thats pretty cool in my book.
Aborigines aren't cool.
Once again the blame has to go to America for that one... Stop drinking it and they will stop making it.
Americans don't drink Foster's. You just try and blame us for everything
Well I did hit one in the car a few years back, thus bringing down the population a bit... I hope that helps
More blame goes to America for that one, but I am willing to take part of the blame.
You guys allowed it to happen, thus all the blame goes to you. Your country could have just said "No thank you" to CBS, but noooooo! Instead we got a second successful season of Survivor and now we are plagued with reality TV in America.
Yeah, he hates them and so do I. The BUNDY BEAR however provides Rum to drink and thats is so awesome its not even funny...
http://www.bundabergrum.com.au/
Let's team up and make them go extinct!
Only if we lie down end to end
No country deserves an entire continent (unless that country is the good ol' USA).
Anyways the point I'm trying to make is that:
United States of America > Commonwealth of Australia. Why do you ask?
1. We get everything first. Movies, video games, etc. Businesses care about Americans more than Australians.
2. You guys have a Queen. Who isn't even Australian! Kings and Queens are not the American way, which everyone should follow by the way
3. Even Prime Minister John Howard thinks the United States kicks ass. It's why he visted the country 7 times to hang out with the incredibly awesome President George W. Bush and even does everything Bush does such as sending troops to Iraq (because he fully understands Bush's intentions of bringing freedom and democracy to the Iraqi people and free them from tyranny), opposes gay marriage and the Kyoto Protocol, supports privatization, etc.