Erik Talks To People - a transcript
A few months ago, I was having a discussion with a friend about Erik's feelings about Moira in XMFC. Does he respect her, does he put up with her because Charles likes her, does he think she's less awful than most flatscaners, etc.
But it's almost impossible to tell what Erik thinks of any character in XMFC other than Charles and Shaw on a personal level without making a lot of things up, because he talks so little to anyone else. So little that we could actually transcribe it.
I mean, he only holds actual, honest to god conversations with six people. Two of those are nazis he kills in a bar, another is a banker with whom he plays dentist.
So if you take out his interactions with the two central figures of his life in XMFC AND the nameless dudes he's threatening/killing, you have -
Alex
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Angel
Erik: We were thinking more "we will show you ours if you show us yours."
Angel: Baby, this is not the way it works around here.
Banshee
Erik: Here, let me help.
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Sean: You back right off!
Beast
Erik: Never looked better, man.
Beast: Don't mock me.
Erik: I wasn't.
Darwin
Darwin: Where to, fellows?
Erik: Richmond, Virginia, please.
Darwin: That's a six hours drive.
Erik: That will give us plenty of time to talk.
Emma
Erik: So then you can just tell us. Where's Shaw?
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Erik: I know we've had our differences...
Emma: Where's your telepath friend?
Erik: Gone. Left a bit of a gap in my life, if I'm to be honest. I was rather hoping you'd fill it. Join us.
Emma: Erik, I believe.
Erik: I prefer Magneto.
Moira (*)
Moira: Plane leaves for Russia in an hour.
Erik: I'm telling you, these kids are not ready for Shaw. [Talking to both Moira and Charles here.]
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Moira: Erik!
Erik: She's his right hand woman, that's good enough for me.
Moira: The CIA invading the home of a senior soviet official? Are you crazy?!
Erik: I'm not CIA.
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Erik: You. You did this.
Oliver Platt's Character
OPC: My mission has been to investigate the application of paranormal powers in military defense.
Erik: Or offense.
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OPC (to Charles): (...) help us find other mutants for our division.
Erik: What if they don't want to be found by you? / If a new species is being discovered, it should be by its own kind. Charles and I find the mutants. No suits.
Raven
Erik: By the way, if I looked like you, I wouldn't change a thing. [I'm putting this one here even though he's actually looking at Hank.]
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Erik: If you're using half your concentration to look normal, then you're only half paying attention to whatever else you're doing. Just pointing out something that could save your life. You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself.
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Erik: Well, this is a surprise.
Raven: The nice kind?
Erik: Get out, Raven, I want to go to bed. Maybe in a few years.
Raven: How about now?
Erik: I prefer the real Raven. / I said the real Raven. / Perfection.
Raven: Could you pass me my robe?
Erik: You don't have to hide. Have you ever looked at a Tiger and thought you ought to cover it up?
Raven: No, but...
Erik: You're an exquisite creature, Raven. All your life the world has tried to tame you. It's time for you to be free.
Riptide/Azazel
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(*) Moira gets an asterisk because Erik mentions her name in a conversation with Charles - "You think they're all like Moira."