The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

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    Crazy thing is, that´s a real DC thing.
     
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    SUPERMAN: Why bother looking for a match on the internet when you know there´s only one guy on Earth you can have sex with without breaking apart?
    WW: Hey, you never know. We live in a whole universe of super people and just about everyone is on the web, I wouldn´t be surprised there is a "MrTitaniumPelvis" out there...
     
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    :hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud

    Yours was funny too UF
     
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    Hehehe, Superman's getting kinda thug there.
     
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    WW: You do know that, technically, this constitutes insrspecies sex, don´t you?.
    SUPERMAN: C´mon, it´s not like you´re having sex with a horse, is it?
    WW: I´m sooooo not having sex with a horse...
    SUPERMAN: Hey!
     
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    WW: I´m yours, Superman! I´ll do anything you desire! Anything!.
    SUPERMAN:Hmmm... Can you dress up like a b****y, crabby reporter and then, no matter how many times I save your life, undermine me and emasculate me at every turn?
    WW: And I thought Batman was the weirdo...
     
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    KIDS: [Singing] One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the other!
     
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    Aquaman: "£ú¢¥ñ idiots. You know that she's mine. Don't you see me riding side saddle with her all the time?"

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    Aquaman: "Now it's time to take out the trash."

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    Aquaman: "Now go make me a sandwich!"
     
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    "...and I don't smell like fish anymore either..."
     
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    SUPERMAN: "I don't know why so many fans are upset about this. Don't they realize that this is just a temporary thing to boost sales, raise eyebrows, and give the forums something to overload before the writers inevitably send us in different directions?"
    WONDER WOMAN: "Meh, they're our fans, it's what they do."
     
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    Thanks Maverick! great stuff, especially the Aquaman revenge.
     
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    SUPERMAN: Yes, i understand it´s much more likely that an alien such as myself would look like some non-humanoid freakish creature instead of this magnificulous piece of mansteak that makes the ladies flood with love juices, but who am I to question my scientifically preposterous good fortune?
     
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    AQUAMAN: Hah, and people say Catwoman is the tramp of the DC Universe.
    WOMAN: Gullible suckers...
     
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    BATMAN: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    SUPERMAN: World's Finest.... THE MUSICAL!!!!!

    BATMAN: Well, uh.... sure...
     
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    hehehehehe
     
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    Great stuff guys.

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    Superman & Batman watching Shia Labeouf getting kicked out of a fancy LA bar.
     
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    LOIS: Look here Smallville, you better not leave me...

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    CLARK: Leave you? Lois I'm in love with you, there's no way I'll ever--

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    CLARK: Uh, hi!

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    LOIS: CLAAAAARRRRRRK!!!
     
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    :funny:
     
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    SUPERMAN: "That's no moon... it's a space station!"



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    LOIS: "You still owe me 5 bucks."


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    SUPERMAN: "Very funny girls."
     
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    SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

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    CLARK: Who cares, just come back to bed...

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    BRUCE: Hey! Wait a minute!!!!
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Great stuff guys

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    WONDER WOMAN: Now that you´re compelled to tell me the truth... how the hell do you hide your secret identity with just a pair of glasses?

    SUPERMAN: It´s simple, actually. I happen to be working with the dumbest, most inattentive journalists who ever worked for a major metropolitan newspaper.

    WW: So that´s why you pretend to be a bumbling weasel.

    SUPERMAN: Exactly. I have to fit in.
     
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    WONDER WOMAN: "So how much exactly did you learn during your time on the Tudors?"
    SUPERMAN: "Quite a bit."
     
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