The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[dnno1]

 

[ultimatefan]

Crazy thing is, that´s a real DC thing.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Why bother looking for a match on the internet when you know there´s only one guy on Earth you can have sex with without breaking apart?
WW: Hey, you never know. We live in a whole universe of super people and just about everyone is on the web, I wouldn´t be surprised there is a "MrTitaniumPelvis" out there...

 

[Panthro]

Yours was funny too UF

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Superman's getting kinda thug there.

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: You do know that, technically, this constitutes insrspecies sex, don´t you?.
SUPERMAN: C´mon, it´s not like you´re having sex with a horse, is it?
WW: I´m sooooo not having sex with a horse...
SUPERMAN: Hey!

 

[ultimatefan]

WW: I´m yours, Superman! I´ll do anything you desire! Anything!.
SUPERMAN:Hmmm... Can you dress up like a b****y, crabby reporter and then, no matter how many times I save your life, undermine me and emasculate me at every turn?
WW: And I thought Batman was the weirdo...

 

[Crazymaverick]

Lol

 

[Lily Adler]

KIDS: [Singing] One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the other!

 

[dnno1]

Aquaman: "£ú¢¥ñ idiots. You know that she's mine. Don't you see me riding side saddle with her all the time?"

Aquaman: "Now it's time to take out the trash."

Aquaman: "Now go make me a sandwich!"

 

[DrCosmic]

"...and I don't smell like fish anymore either..."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I don't know why so many fans are upset about this. Don't they realize that this is just a temporary thing to boost sales, raise eyebrows, and give the forums something to overload before the writers inevitably send us in different directions?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Meh, they're our fans, it's what they do."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Maverick! great stuff, especially the Aquaman revenge.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Yes, i understand it´s much more likely that an alien such as myself would look like some non-humanoid freakish creature instead of this magnificulous piece of mansteak that makes the ladies flood with love juices, but who am I to question my scientifically preposterous good fortune?

 

[ultimatefan]

AQUAMAN: Hah, and people say Catwoman is the tramp of the DC Universe.
WOMAN: Gullible suckers...

 

[Lily Adler]

BATMAN: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

SUPERMAN: World's Finest.... THE MUSICAL!!!!!

BATMAN: Well, uh.... sure...

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

Superman & Batman watching Shia Labeouf getting kicked out of a fancy LA bar.

 

[Lily Adler]

LOIS: Look here Smallville, you better not leave me...

CLARK: Leave you? Lois I'm in love with you, there's no way I'll ever--

CLARK: Uh, hi!

LOIS: CLAAAAARRRRRRK!!!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: Look here Smallville, you better not leave me...

CLARK: Leave you? Lois I'm in love with you, there's no way I'll ever--

CLARK: Uh, hi!

LOIS: CLAAAAARRRRRRK!!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "That's no moon... it's a space station!"

LOIS: "You still owe me 5 bucks."

SUPERMAN: "Very funny girls."

 

[Lily Adler]

SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

CLARK: Who cares, just come back to bed...

BRUCE: Hey! Wait a minute!!!!

 

[Panthro]

SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

CLARK: Who cares, just come back to bed...

BRUCE: Hey! Wait a minute!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

WONDER WOMAN: Now that you´re compelled to tell me the truth... how the hell do you hide your secret identity with just a pair of glasses?

SUPERMAN: It´s simple, actually. I happen to be working with the dumbest, most inattentive journalists who ever worked for a major metropolitan newspaper.

WW: So that´s why you pretend to be a bumbling weasel.

SUPERMAN: Exactly. I have to fit in.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

WONDER WOMAN: Now that you´re compelled to tell me the truth... how the hell do you hide your secret identity with just a pair of glasses?

SUPERMAN: It´s simple, actually. I happen to be working with the dumbest, most inattentive journalists who ever worked for a major metropolitan newspaper.

WW: So that´s why you pretend to be a bumbling weasel.

SUPERMAN: Exactly. I have to fit in.

WONDER WOMAN: "So how much exactly did you learn during your time on the Tudors?"
SUPERMAN: "Quite a bit."