The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "So let me get this straight. Iron Man is a superhero and Iron Woman is a command?"

 

[ultimatefan]

The pic won´t show, Dnno1.

 

[Enriquespy]

And "woman iron man" is a cruel assasination order.

 

[dnno1]

The pic won´t show, Dnno1.

Had to use a different pic. Sorry.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "So you and Wonder Woman eh?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
IRON MAN: "Can I have Lois Lane then?"
SUPERMAN: "No."

 

[Lily Adler]

BRUCE: I have an ADA who was a childhood friend you can take...

 

[ultimatefan]

Cppç stiuff, love the Tudors one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, we´ll be competing at the BO next year!
IRON MAN: "Competing" is a strong word. I have a well-established franchise and just appeared in a billion-dollar-plus movie, you´re doing a desperate second attempt at a reboot after the first one disappointed the fans.
SUPERMAN: Damn Tony, you get really nasty when you drink.
TONY: I´m sober.
SUPERMAN: Go to hell.

 

[ultimatefan]

KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive-

ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"?

KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark!

REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013?

KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?!

 

[Panthro]

KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive-

ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"?

KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark!

REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013?

KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?!

As much as I'd love to use the many laughing emoticons there's probably not enough room so I'll just go: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Mindreaper21]

Spoiler

KIDDER LOIS: Hey, I´m still your favorite Lois, aren´t I?

REEVE SUPERMAN: Of course, honey, you´re irreplaceable, the definitive-

ADAMS LOIS: Hey Smallville, wanna "spellcheck my article"?

KIDDER LOIS: Clark? Clark!

REEVE SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, nothing. See, would you mind if this time, instead of turning back time to save your ass, I actually fast-forward it to 2013?

KIDDER LOIS: WHAT THE F****?!

This has to be one of THE greatest post on this thread

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "So you were on the Tudors for a while?"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys I try. Gotta love the Tudors references.

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "So, you spend lots of money to never go out at night, not get laid for six months, and go to sleep at 7 PM at night so that you can call yourself something that no one else wants to do?"
Iron Man: "No, that's some loser training to be an ironman. I am Iron Man. There's a slight difference."
Superman: "At first I thought that was a song."

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "So, deal?"
Iron Man: "No."
Superman: "Aww. c'mon. It's for a good friend."
Iron Man: "No!"
Superman: "Is there anything that would make you change your mind."
Iron Man: "The Powers That Be will not negotiate such a deal. No amount of money can change that. Besides, she's cuter."

Superman: "I couldn't seal the deal. You can't use your name in public. It still belongs to Marvel."

Captan Marvel: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "So, deal?"
Iron Man: "No."
Superman: "Aww. c'mon. It's for a good friend."
Iron Man: "No!"
Superman: "Is there anything that would make you change your mind."
Iron Man: "The Powers That Be will not negotiate such a deal. No amount of money can change that. Besides, she's cuter."

Superman: "I couldn't seal the deal. You can't use your name in public. It still belongs to Marvel."

Captan Marvel: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

All these captions are but this one gets the

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "My Captain Marvel is hotter than your Captain Marvel."
SUPERMAN: "Your Captain Marvel has schizophrenic hair."
IRON MAN: "That was uncalled for."

 

[Enriquespy]

Here we see Lois initial reaction upon finding the "Goatse" image that Clark sneaked in her vintage viewmaster.

She punished him by refusing to "iron" his "man steel" that night.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the Captain Marvel name one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: A little known fact is that Margot Kidder´s famous nervous breakdown started to build up right here, after she read the "memory-erasing kiss" scene from the Superman II script.

 

[Panthro]

HOLLYWOOD TRIVIA: A little known fact is that Margot Kidder´s famous nervous breakdown started to build up right here, after she read the "memory-erasing kiss" scene from the Superman II script.

ouch

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Dammit, people keep complaining that I´m too unrealistic, that Im´t too wholesome, my origin is too fantastic, my superpowers are too implausible--

HATCHER: That´s nothing, you should see when people find out I had the most successful career of all the Lois Lanes!

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "You seen my latest girlfriend"
Thor: "You with another woman? I thought thou wouldn'st ever leave youn Lois Lane."
Superman: "What to see a picture of her?"
Thor: "Certainly."

Thor: "What a goddes! Me dost think she has held my hammer before."

Superman:*Bam!*

Thor: "Okay, okay, I was lying!"