The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Kevin Smith]

Can never go wrong with Disney

CLARK: "Harry Potter? No, but I get that a lot."

Where did this picture come from? It's awesome.

 

[Panthro]

I think someone else posted it first, I just went back a page or two for it.

SUPERBOY: "So I'm having lunch with the guys, there's not much going on, I notice this tabloid magazine, I started flipping through it and unfortunately I hit on this article that, I kid you not, was literally titled ''Uh-Oh! Looks Like Honey Boo Boo Is Really Honey POO POO!'' , and the article went on to detail how they had evidence that the little girl from Honey Boo Boo, who is like 7 or so, is still wearing diapers and they even had so called photographic evidence of the girl getting out of a car with a big red circle drawn around her hips to indicate the alleged diaper. I swear to God I don't know what's more disgusting, a 7 year old who still isn't properly house broken or the fact that a grown man or grown woman actually went out of their way to photograph some poor child's rear end just to sell papers by humiliating her."
SUPERMAN: "What the Hell is Honey Boo Boo?"

 

[dnno1]

Captain Ginyu: "Superman, you can't make it as a Ginyu on brute strength alone. A Ginyu must be able to showcase his grandeur and fabulous strength in a variety of poses.

Captain Ginyu: "Now, it's your turn! I wanna see you strike a pose!"

Captain Ginyu: "You look like a hood ornament! The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like wallpaper! That is why we chant loudly when we pose! To draw attention to our magnificence!..."

 

[Panthro]

Captain Ginyu: "Superman, you can't make it as a Ginyu on brute strength alone. A Ginyu must be able to showcase his grandeur and fabulous strength in a variety of poses.

Captain Ginyu: "Now, it's your turn! I wanna see you strike a pose!"

Captain Ginyu: "You look like a hood ornament! The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like wallpaper! That is why we chant loudly when we pose! To draw attention to our magnificence!..."

 

[dnno1]

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Next?"

 

[Tra-El]

Supes:Who grabbed my ass?
Soldier 1: ..........
Supes: ...did you grab my ass?
Soldier 2: ........
Supes: Who grabbed my ass?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "Looks like it's time to call in that favor from Zeus."

 

[Project862006]

Clark: Hey Bruce and Lois WTF Is Going On Here

 

[Rodrigo90]

Brokeback Fortress

Green Lantern: Wow. We've been to space. Seen many*amazing*things...but nothing beats this...Hey Clark.
Superman: Yeah, Hal?
Green Lantern: I like spending time with you.
Superman: And I with you.
Green Lantern: Tee hee!....can I hold your hand?
Superman: Sure...tee hee!

 

[Nemeres]

Brokeback Fortress

Green Lantern: Wow. We've been to space. Seen many*amazing*things...but nothing beats this...Hey Clark.
Superman: Yeah, Hal?
Green Lantern: I like spending time with you.
Superman: And I with you.
Green Lantern: Tee hee!....can I hold your hand?
Superman: Sure...tee hee!

It's nobody's business but theirs'...

 

[Rodrigo90]

It's a beautiful thing for heroes to come together

 

[Nemeres]

It's a beautiful thing for heroes to come together

But it is a one-shot thing they've got going on here.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Their love will last across the cosmos

 

[Panthro]

Brokeback Fortress

Green Lantern: Wow. We've been to space. Seen many*amazing*things...but nothing beats this...Hey Clark.
Superman: Yeah, Hal?
Green Lantern: I like spending time with you.
Superman: And I with you.
Green Lantern: Tee hee!....can I hold your hand?
Superman: Sure...tee hee!

Bruce and Barry are gonna get SOOOOOOOOO jealous

HAL: "Hey, I can see my house from here."
CLARK: "I can see Luke Skywalker getting mugged by a snow monster from here."
HAL: "Show off."

 

[Rodrigo90]

 

[Dark Sentinel]

ZOD: Who took the last piece of chicken?! Who?!

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lmao

 

[3rdstone]

Superman: Enough of this bickering, women! You don't have to fight for me, you know. I have a satisfactory solution to this conflict for all parts.. Giggity giggity!

 

[MrMaooz]

Superman: Enough of this bickering, women! You don't have to fight for me, you know. I have a satisfactory solution to this conflict for all parts.. Giggity giggity!

Lois: Im gonna beat the s**t out of this woman after Im done with this!

 

[GreenKToo]

Where is Dorothy with that damn oil can..I gotta go potty, like NOW!!!!

 

[Panthro]

ZOD: "My name is Buck and I'm here to- well you get the idea."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Faora: So what do you say Lois?.....

Lois:.....say what?...

Faora: How I hit it better.....

Superman: wait what??

 

[elgaz]

Superman : "The armour isn't too bad, but really, that hairnet looks ridiculous. I feel like vaporising it. It's sooooo 1990s darling"

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Go ahead, make my day!"