The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you, Scooby Dooo where aaaare you...
BATMAN: Shut up.

 

[X Knight]

Batman to cameraman: "You will say nothing of this incident......."

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

CLARK: "This is me giving the Iron Man 3 trailer the thumbs up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehhe, indeed.

 

[Krumm]

BATMAN: A**hole landed on my only Batmobile...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: A**hole landed on my only Batmobile...

I smell a lawsuit.

BATMAN: "All this just to get our Avengers Blu-Rays..."

 

[super-t]

Batman to cameraman: "You will say nothing of this incident......."

ahahaha

Superman- Ooop...(Lets one go...Super rip!...Destroying the city!)

Batman- ..........

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "I'll fight bad guys for food or a free lift!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

CLARK: C´mon, a little ride for your buddy! For old time´s sake!

BATMAN: Loser.

 

[dnno1]

Superman: Don't tell me...
Batman: They out bid me. What do you expect?

 

[JOE]

^

Superman: ...I told you the Avengers already saved the day!
Batman: (whispers into headset) ...Alfred!... What the hell man?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys. Bats is such an a--hole sometimes...

BATMAN: "Hey Clark!"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "I just saved a hole bunch of money on my Batmobile insurance by switching to Geico."
[Superman sets Batman on fire with heat vision]
SUPERMAN: "[BLEEP] Geico!"

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "Just like the Romans and their arches, Disney's always got to make it's mark on conquered territory..."

Superman: "I think that guy has a triple sunburn.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Just like the Romans and their arches, Disney's always got to make it's mark on conquered territory..."

Superman: "I think that guy has a triple sunburn.

 

[Mindreaper21]

Superman: Sooo...I just found out that there's a bomb in your ride and you have about 2 seconds before I save you.

Batman: What the hell are you talking about? There's no....

Batman: Clark...

Superman: Don't mention it bro. No thanks needed. Just doing my job...The job that I do...saving people...because I'm Superman.

Batman: ...you're a d***.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Sooo...I just found out that there's a bomb in your ride and you have about 2 seconds before I save you.

Batman: What the hell are you talking about? There's no....

Batman: Clark...

Superman: Don't mention it bro. No thanks needed. Just doing my job...The job that I do...saving people...because I'm Superman.

Batman: ...you're a d***.

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "What? At least we have our own attraction at Movie World and don't have to bum a ride on a Fantasy Land carousel."
Batman: "No comment."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "You know Diana is going to kick your ass when she finds out you sold her tiara, bracelets, and magical lasso on Ebay."

Batman: "Well.......the economy is bad, and I need the money to fight teh crime........."

Superman: "............."

Batman: "and besides, I'll blame it on Aquaman.........."

Superman: "............she's still going to kick your ass."

Batman: "..........I know....................but it's a small price to pay for vigilante justice!! "

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "You gonna start any time soon, Supes?"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up Hal. If this were your real hand it'd be in a thousand pieces by now."

 

[dnno1]

Superman: "Honey Boo-Boo featured in the Wonder Woman film? Is that going to work?"
Batman: "She's just as popular as the President. The suits felt it could garner the film an extra $10 million."

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Honey Boo-Boo featured in the Wonder Woman film? Is that going to work?"
Batman: "She's just as popular as the President. The suits felt it could garner the film an extra $10 million."

That's funny, scary and sad all at the same time.

 

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[dnno1]

Another robot. Time to get the mods.

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "And that's what Bruce gets for having a threesome with Lana, Lois and Wonder Woman."

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "Batman's not the only one who can make a fire rise ya know."