The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Holy s***! I picked one Hell of a week to stop sniffing the glue!"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Thor, what's in YOUR wallet?"
THOR: "Don't touch me."

SUPERMAN: "Hey Thor, did you steal my cape?"
THOR: "Nay. Did you steal mine?"
SUPERMAN: "Nope."
THOR: "Then who could have..."

LEONIDAS: "Oh yeah hey sorry about that guys but my 300 were two capes short so we had to borrow yours."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You Shall Not Pass!"

SUPERMAN: "No you cannot be in my next movie!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Great Scott! Someone from a parallel universe has amassed a fortune from writing about my life!"

Or...

SUPERMAN: "So this is fan fiction?"

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "I know, I know: because Wonder Woman wasn't enough."

 

[UaalaDan]

lmao, Dnno1!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "I know, I know: because Wonder Woman wasn't enough."

SUPERMAN: "Aw cheer up Thor! So what if you got punked repeatedly in AVX? You got to be in the mega-hit Avengers movie! I'll be lucky if my film manages just Iron Man level numbers!"
THOR: "Verily, I suppose you speak truly..."

 

[X Knight]

Diana: "Kiss me, Lover!!"

Clark: "No. Wait. What if Bruce sees us together?"

Diana: "Don't be silly, Clark. Bruce already knows."

Clark: "He does?"

Diana: "Of course..........who do you think is taking this shot of us?"

Clark: "Wait........what............Bruce??? What are you doing over there??!! And why do you have Jimmy's camera???!!!"

Bruce: "................I like to watch............."

 

[dabilee01]

Batman: "I know, I know: because Wonder Woman wasn't enough."

they all look very...satisfied.

 

[Panthro]

Diana: "Kiss me, Lover!!"

Clark: "No. Wait. What if Bruce sees us together?"

Diana: "Don't be silly, Clark. Bruce already knows."

Clark: "He does?"

Diana: "Of course..........who do you think is taking this shot of us?"

Clark: "Wait........what............Bruce??? What are you doing over there??!! And why do you have Jimmy's camera???!!!"

Bruce: "................I like to watch............."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "My father believed, if the world found out who I really was, they'd reject me........out of fear. He was CONVINCED that the world wasn't ready. What do you think?"

Batman: "I think you should fly back to whatever doomed, god forsaken planet you came from, Alien Freak!!"

Superman: ""

Batman: ""

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "My father believed, if the world found out who I really was, they'd reject me........out of fear. He was CONVINCED that the world wasn't ready. What do you think?"

Batman: "I think you should fly back to whatever doomed, god forsaken planet you came from, Alien Freak!!"

Superman: ""

Batman: ""

SUPERMAN: "How about you crawl back down into whatever cheap, filthy, rinky dink, poorly air conditioned cave that spawned you, you scum sucking, emotionally crippled child endangering jack-ass!"
BATMAN: ""

 

[Smallville13]

CIA/Game of Thrones dude: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Superman: Of course.

 

[Panthro]

CIA/Game of Thrones dude: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Superman: Of course.

SUPERMAN: "It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!"
CIA DUDE: "Whatever."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Falcon Punch!"
THOR: ""

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "I though that I'd do anything for love......."

Soldier: "But you shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't have done that."

Superman: "No........I shouldn't have..........."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I feel like I should be quoting American Psycho right now, or maybe some clever line of Loki's from the Avengers, but I just can't seem to get motivated to do so."

SUPERMAN: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's Superman no time to talk-"
CIA GUY: "Stop that!"

 

[william]

 

[jaymes_e06]

Superman: This make-out session is gonna be so ****ing good!

Hulk: Mmmmhmmm.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Did you steal Hulk's purple pants?"
SUPERMAN: "No. Did you steal my red trunks?"
HULK: "No."
SUPERMAN: "I see. The search continues..."

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "You doing Christmas decorating for cash now?"
Superman: "It's hard to make ends meet this time of year on a reporter's salary."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Winter is coming.

 

[Mad Love]

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Admit it, Bruce. You shed some manly tears when you watched my new trailer."

Batman: "I did..........."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

SUPERMAN: "Well, time to shovel the driveway."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Following his embarrassing loss in the presidential election, Mitt Romney decided to take up superhero cosplay.