The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

X-MEN FIRST CLASS CAST: So, what you guys think?

SUPERMAN: Honestly? Not impressed.
FLASH: Blonde´s got great boobs, though.
SUPERMAN: Shut up.

Hahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, Anne Hathaway is playing Catwoman in your next movie.
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: She was played by Michelle Pfeiffer before, right?
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: And there seems to be another female role in the movie, possibly Vicki Vale, who was played by Kim Basinger before.
BATMAN: Three for three.
SUPERMAN: Bruce, I hate you so much.
BATMAN: I thought so.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, Anne Hathaway is playing Catwoman in your next movie.
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: She was played by Michelle Pfeiffer before, right?
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: And there seems to be another female role in the movie, possibly Vicki Vale, who was played by Kim Basinger before.
BATMAN: Three for three.
SUPERMAN: Bruce, I hate you so much.
BATMAN: I thought so.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Anne Hathaway?! Anne Hathaway?!?! You get Anne Hathaway while I had to settle for Kate Bosworth?!?!?!?! You bastard! You dirty filthy bastard!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, poor Supes.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, what you think of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
BATMAN: She´s definitely a talented actress, and a beautiful woman. Some may say she doesn´t look the part, or wouldn´t convince in that role, because of her more popular roles, but she´s shown in lesser known roles that she can be sexy and dangerous when she wants to.
SUPERMAN: And they said the exact same things about Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker.
BATMAN: Exactly.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Lottsa smiles and chuckles. Great stuff, people.

Inspired by ultimatefan's signature:

SUPERMAN: "I may have been impressed by the Green Lantern trailer if I cared about Green Lantern. But alas, I never have. I'll probably feel the same way about Flash when that movie comes."

FLASH: "We're standing right here, you know."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "If you share Hathaway with me, I'll share whoever is cast as Lois with you."

BATMAN: "You're a strange person, Clark."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "If you share Hathaway with me, I'll share whoever is cast as Lois with you."

BATMAN: "You're a strange person, Clark."

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Prime!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: We... We hate to have to break this to you, Diana, but that new David E Kelley show... It, it portrays you as a corporate executive who´s a crime-fighting vigilante in LA...
WW: ...
SUPERMAN: Diana?
WW: ...
FLASH: Please, say something!
WW: Clark, I need you to f*** me right now. No kissing, no cuddling, no talking. Just rough, angry, animal sex. Right now.
SUPERMAN: Huuuuuuh... Okay.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahaha! She caught Superman totally off-guard. And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: We... We hate to have to break this to you, Diana, but that new David E Kelley show... It, it portrays you as a corporate executive who´s a crime-fighting vigilante in LA...
WW: ...
SUPERMAN: Diana?
WW: ...
FLASH: Please, say something!
WW: Clark, I need you to f*** me right now. No kissing, no cuddling, no talking. Just rough, angry, animal sex. Right now.
SUPERMAN: Huuuuuuh... Okay.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, who do you think should be the villain in my reboot?
BATMAN: I needs to be someone new. A classic villain from the comics who hasn´t been used in any of the movies. Someone who can get the fans excited again, really believe this is a fresh take on the franchise.
SUPERMAN: Brainiac? Doomsday? Darkseid?
BATMAN: Nah. How about Lex Luthor?

BATMAN: And people say I´m the one who has no sense of humor...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

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