ultimatefan
The Batman must come back
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SUPERMAN: I love it that Zack Snyder is directing my film reboot.
BATMAN: Yes, he´s proven that he can do faithful, exciting comic book adaptations...
SUPERMAN: Huh, actually, I had something else in mind...
BATMAN: I see.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
SUPERMAN: I love it that Zack Snyder is directing my film reboot.
BATMAN: Yes, he´s proven that he can do faithful, exciting comic book adaptations...
SUPERMAN: Huh, actually, I had something else in mind...
BATMAN: I see.
Hehehehehe
PLASTIC MAN: Honest guys, thats all I said. I said ''yo supes, you might wanna change the color of your trunks or something, they kinda stand out a little.''
Now look at me.
BATMAN: Mmm Hmmm. Never talk about his trunks, EVER!! He's gotten kinda sensitive about em' ever since he's been reading those message boards.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Supes: Get lost, my reboot doesn't need competition from YOU, kiddo!
Spidey: Hey, I'm just doing it to keep you company!
SPIDER-MAN: Go ahead and punch me, but do you know how much my insurance is, compared to yours? It´s proportional to our difference in box office income!
SUPERMAN: W-whooa! Sorry!
Hehehehehehe
And then a second after that, the supernova created a half inch from Spider-Man's face completely incinerated him. Superman remains a fugitive to this day.
SUPERMAN: "This is for the Clone Saga!" [punch] "This is for selling your marriage to the devil just to extend the life span of your eternally withered 104 year old aunt!" [punch] "This is for leaving your wife for a bland boring Oracle knock off named after Quesada's daughter with a lame CSI motif!" [punch]"And this is for being an emo jazz dancer in your 3rd movie!" [punch]
"All right, mrs. PeenMAN!!"[/QUOTE
so funny dude. lol
hahahahahaha
woman: It´s a bird!
Kid: It´s a plane!
Woman: It´s neo!
Kid: It´s crouching tiger!
Woman: It´s iron man!
Kid: It´s batman with a gliding cape!
Man: Damn, we´re gonna be here all day...