The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: How about a magic trick?

POOOFF!!!

Hi, I´m Kate Bosworth and I was cast as a Pulitzer Prize winner feisty journalist who has a five year-old son...

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[matrix_ghost]

Batman : No

Superman : I wasn't

Batman : I know you were gonna. Don't do it.

Superman : But look at her ass !

Batman : I know you like anal. I do too. But see that sword in her hands. Picture that being pushed in your ass. Inch by inch....

Superman : Dude....

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: How about a magic trick?

POOOFF!!!

Hi, I´m Kate Bosworth and I was cast as a Pulitzer Prize winner feisty journalist who has a five year-old son...

Yours was also funny matrix ghost.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Superman- You know, maybe if they made some changes to the script, more people would have liked Superman Returns and we would have gotten a sequel by now.

Batman- Well why don't you just spin the planet backwards and change it for them?

Superman- You're a d***.

 

[kedrell]

^ awesome

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff Matrix, Bop!

 

[Panthro]

Superman- You know, maybe if they made some changes to the script, more people would have liked Superman Returns and we would have gotten a sequel by now.

Batman- Well why don't you just spin the planet backwards and change it for them?

Superman- You're a d***.

 

[Webhead2006]

Superman: "So was reading chris evans been offered captain america by marvel"
Batman: "A solid actor there, but will those crazy fanboys stop saying he was torch so he cant be cap"
Superman: "Probably not bruce, like they go after ryan reynolds for being hanibal king, wade wilson, and will be our buddy green lantern."

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "So was reading chris evans been offered captain america by marvel"
Batman: "A solid actor there, but will those crazy fanboys stop saying he was torch so he cant be cap"
Superman: "Probably not bruce, like they go after ryan reynolds for being hanibal king, wade wilson, and will be our buddy green lantern."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So Clark, are you a Democrat or a Republican?"
SUPERMAN: "I'm of that rare yet proud breed of men known as the Remocrat. Or Depublican if you will, but Remocrat sounds better."
BATMAN: "What the Hell's a Remocrat? Or Depublican or whatever the Hell it is you just called yourself?"
SUPERMAN: "It's another way of saying I'm a moderate politically."
BATMAN: "Definite 'moderate politically'."
SUPERMAN: "I'm anti-abortion but pro-gay marriage. Can't get much more moderate than that."
BATMAN: "..."

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[Panthro]

haha

Thanks.

 

[Webhead2006]

i do love your captions panthro u and ultimatefan have some great ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot Web, great one too!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, any advice for me to finally get my franchise off the ground?
BATMAN: You know the Fox superhero movies?
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: Do the exact opposite.
SUPERMAN: Gotcha.

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, the good news is Chris Nolan is overlooking your film reboot.
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: The bad news is Bryan Singer may end up not returning to the X-Men.
SUPERMAN: F*** them. I don´t give a crap.
BATMAN: Damn. You changed, Clark.
SUPERMAN: The world changed me, Bruce. The world changed me.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, the good news is Chris Nolan is overlooking your film reboot.
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: The bad news is Bryan Singer may end up not returning to the X-Men.
SUPERMAN: F*** them. I don´t give a crap.
BATMAN: Damn. You changed, Clark.
SUPERMAN: The world changed me, Bruce. The world changed me.

Hehehe, clearly.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: So, how did you feel about Chris Evans being cast as Captain America?
BATMAN: He´s done solid acting work, but Captain has this classic heroic tough guy quality, like a Charlton Heston or a Gregory Peck, that´s hard to picture in Evans.
SUPERMAN: In other words, Cap doesn´t have his Christian Bale.
BATMAN: You didn´t hear that from me.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: You´re using your x-ray vision to see under her costume, aren´t you?
SUPERMAN: Please, Bruce, you know I´m an old-fashioned boy scout.
BATMAN: How else would you know about the spot on her left butt cheek?
SUPERMAN: It´s the right butt cheek.
BATMAN: Gotcha.
SUPERMAN: Crap.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: So, how did you feel about Chris Evans being cast as Captain America?
BATMAN: He´s done solid acting work, but Captain has this classic heroic tough guy quality, like a Charlton Heston or a Gregory Peck, that´s hard to picture in Evans.
SUPERMAN: In other words, Cap doesn´t have his Christian Bale.
BATMAN: You didn´t hear that from me.

I hope Evans works as Cap, but still:

the butt cheek one is great too

 

[Webhead2006]

great butt one lol

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Webhead!

BATMAN: Instead of all this time we spend drinking coffee and discussing nerdy topics, shouldn´t we be out there fighting crime and saving people?
SUPERMAN: Probably. So, what did you think of the new Iron Man 2 TV spot? Sounds kinda funny in Italian, doesn´t it?