The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

ALAN SCOTT GL: "Clark Kent? He ain't nothing but a common hustler, man."

CLARK KENT: "There is nothing common about the way I DANCE!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Clark Kent is: The Lord of the Dance -

CLARK KENT: "Eat your heart out Michael Flannery!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

Inspired by a conversation with Panthro:

SUPERMAN: You know what, Bruce? Enough being Mr nice guy boy scout with you! F*** YOU!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS AND DROP DEAD!! You´re an A-grade pompous, self-righteous, insensitive, paranoid a**hole and nobody likes you!!

BATMAN: Lois does.

SUPERMAN: I´M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Inspired by a conversation with Panthro:

SUPERMAN: You know what, Bruce? Enough being Mr nice guy boy scout with you! F*** YOU!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS AND DROP DEAD!! You´re an A-grade pompous, self-righteous, insensitive, paranoid a**hole and nobody likes you!!

BATMAN: Lois does.

SUPERMAN: I´M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

 

[Panthro]

Inspired by a conversation with Panthro:

SUPERMAN: You know what, Bruce? Enough being Mr nice guy boy scout with you! F*** YOU!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS!! F*** YOU UP YOUR ASS AND DROP DEAD!! You´re an A-grade pompous, self-righteous, insensitive, paranoid a**hole and nobody likes you!!

BATMAN: Lois does.

SUPERMAN: I´M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Hahahahahaha, where are those pics of Supes hitting Bats....

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

NOLAN: Testing directors for the Superman film reboot. Go:

SUPERMAN: KRYPTONIANS!! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!!!

ZACK SNYDER: No wait, that´s from another comic book movie I made! Let´s try something different.

SUPERMAN: Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It's too late. Always has been, always will be. Too late.

ZACK SNYDER: Dammit, I gotta stop before I give him a line from the Sucker Punch chicks...

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN:Testing directors for the Superman film reboot. Round two:

SUPERMAN: WHAT?! You want me to do a homoerotic volleyball game scene with Kenny Loggins as background music?!

TONY SCOTT: trust me, it´s gonna be bigger than Batman´s nipples and butt shots!

 

[Panthro]

Those were both hilarious UF!

 

[That person]

Not technically a caption, but I felt it had to be posted:

 

[BH/HHH]

That was awesome ha ha

 

[Panthro]

Not technically a caption, but I felt it had to be posted:

 

[ultimatefan]

That strip is genius.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."

 

[ultimatefan]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Directing the Superman film reboot looks like a job for Darren Aronofsky, James McTeigue, or possibly Matt Reeves!

OTTO: How about Steven Spielberg or James Cameron?

CBG: Oh, please!

 

[kedrell]

Matt Reeves would be a nice bit of irony. Wouldn't be Superman without a Reeve(s) involved.

 

[Panthro]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Directing the Superman film reboot looks like a job for Darren Aronofsky, James McTeigue, or possibly Matt Reeves!

OTTO: How about Steven Spielberg or James Cameron?

CBG: Oh, please!

Hehehehe

Comic Book Guy makes a great jerk for captions.

 

[TX85]

I agree with Otto!,Spielberg or Cameron taking on a Superman movie would be f'n HUGE imo.....Besides Special effects/CGI being among the best used,I just think it would be damn interesting with there direction skills and plus there name on there own.

But then again.....Spielberg&Cameron are two of my top fav directors and so I'm just biased I guess.

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOD: So, did you take a look at Smallvillé´s red and blue Superman suit?
SUPERMAN: Don´t push it, Zod...
ZOD: Quite interesting. Dark red, light blue, raised symbol...
SUPERMAN: You´re pushing it, I´m warning ya...
ZOD: Looks a little familiar, though. Like, something I may have seen in a movie...
SUPERMAN: Okay, you pushed it, I´m gonna kill you!!
ZOD: Hmmm, interesting, that´s from a movie too. But don´t you have this, say, "no killing rule" in comics?
SUPERMAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

SUPERMAN: "Now that the guy who directed 300 is on my side, I'm gonna be kicking all kinds of ass - starting with yours!"
ZOD: "Mama!"

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: So Supes, Zack Snyder will direct your film reboot...

NOLAN: ...And Zod will be the villain. Again.

 

[The Navigator]

Courtesy of Robot Chicken:

"...bet that knee's starting to hurt, huh?"

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: So Supes, Zack Snyder will direct your film reboot...

NOLAN: ...And Zod will be the villain. Again.

 

[Panthro]

Ah Robot Chicken...


SUPERMAN: "Justice League! Eat a hearty breakfast! For Tonight We Dine In HELL!!!"

 

[The Navigator]

The first meeting...

BATMAN:...and that's how I became Batman.
SUPERMAN: Really? That's it?
BATMAN: What?
SUPERMAN: Oh, yeah, you're all broody and melodramatic because you lost your biological parents? I lost mybiological planet, man.
BATMAN: Well, you weren't old enough to see it, you were an infant. I watched it happen.
SUPERMAN: I watched it happened by way of my dead father's videotapes running over and over again as my little baby space pod rocketed towards hicksville. Did you have to grow up slinging s**t, by the way?
BATMAN: I grew up training, honing my body to--
SUPERMAN: Yeah, didn't think so. You also didn't have to live in an apartment on a reporter's salary, constantly having to hide your secret identity from everyone who cares about you and dumbing yourself down in front of the hottest woman you've ever met while keeping track of madman moguls, extraterrestrial cyborgs, or otherworldly conquerors. You got a five story mansion and billions of dollars to throw away on your cute little toys, your fancy parties and your hook--oh, I'm sorry, escorts. Grim and gritty...ha! You should be Mr. Sunshine compared to me.
BATMAN: Well, you....
SUPERMAN:...
BATMAN: ...you wear bright red underwear on your costume. How lame is that, huh? Spitcurl?
SUPERMAN...(slow clap)