The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[lord-22]

SNYDER: So, Supes, we´ve narrowed down the villains for your reboot!

You´ll either fight Doomsday...

...Or Lindsay Lohan!

SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY!! DOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAYYY!!!

 

[Panthro]

SNYDER: So, Supes, we´ve narrowed down the villains for your reboot!

You´ll either fight Doomsday...

...Or Lindsay Lohan!

SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY!! DOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

But it's also a little sad. It seems like a lifetime ago that Lindsay Lohan was actually kinda cute.

 

[Panthro]

LINDSAY LOHAN: "Can I please be Lois Lane in the reboot? Please oh please oh please pretty please with sugar on top? We have the same initials, and I can perform lewd, unsavory sex acts that she would never think of-"

SUPERMAN: "For the last time the answer is no!"



Oh Lindsay, what the Hell happened to you girl?

 

[ultimatefan]

SNYDER: So, Kevin, we´re thinking of casting you as Pa Kent in the Superman reboot!

COSTNER: That´s great! I´ll finally make people forget all about Waterworld and The Postman!

SNYDER: We wish we could, Kevin. Believe me, we wish we could.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira.

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever.

SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III.

BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark.

SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are.

 

[nouan]

Bravo, ultimatefan. Funny stuff

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[kedrell]

Good job. I hated Waterworld but I didn't mind the Postman all that much. Sure it's badly paced and overlong but it actually showed me something I'd wanted to see for a long time, a post-apocalyptic America that had believable problems and wasn't populated by zombies, cannibals or flat out weirdos. It was like America went back to the days of the wild west and I dug it.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "What are we doing here again?"

BATMAN: "Now that you mention it, I've long forgotten what episode this was even from."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, you´re telling me that, in this new TV show, Wonder Woman will be named Diana Themyscira.

SUPERMAN: Yes.

BATMAN: And she´ll be a CEO/celebrity in Los Angeles who fights crime at night, in some kind of catsuit instead of her costume. She neither flies nor has the invisible jet.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: And that she´s concerned about the size of her boobs, and sings along with a buncha songs, including Lady Gaga and Katy Perry ones.

SUPERMAN: That is correct.

BATMAN: You know, suddenly I don´t feel so bad about Batman & Robin, or Catwoman, or the nipples, neons and campy villains in Batman Forever.

SUPERMAN: And I don´t feel so bad about Superman IV: Quest For Peace, or my bastard kid in Superman Returns, or Richard Pryor as a villain in Superman III.

BATMAN: We´re lucky men, Clark.

SUPERMAN: Indeed we are, Bruce. Indeed we are.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What are we doing here again?"

BATMAN: "Now that you mention it, I've long forgotten what episode this was even from."

I believe that's from Tabula Rasa, which featured Amazo.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

SUPERMAN: Hmmm...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

SUPERMAN: Hmmm...

Sounds like Batman's been spending too much time with Joker again. t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Yummy. I smell someone cooking burgers on the grill. Oh, wait. Nevermind, that's Batman."

 

[Zack Snyder]

Bale:

So I hear you are British.

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Cavill:

Bloody right.

Bale:

That proves nothing.

Cavill: Well I carry myself in an intelligent humble demeanor. Wait... Aren't you a Brit as well?

Bale: I'll get back to you on that.

 

[KrypJonian]

Bale: I'm Batman

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Cavill: I'm Superman

Bale: Not in that suit, your not...
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[ultimatefan]

ZOD: What the hell are you doing?
SUPERMAN: I´ll fly really fast around Earth with you and take you back to 1980, where you belong!!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOR-EL: I accuse them of the heinous crime of trying to come back way too early to the Superman film franchise, when the fans are begging for a villain that has not been used in the movies yet, such as Brainiac!

 

[BH/HHH]

Ha ha good Zod captions

 

[elgaz]

Zod only attended WWE Night at Superman's place once, but swore he would never return.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Love the lastest two captions.

 

[Panthro]

All these captions were great.

SUPERMAN: "I warned you Bruce, I warned you not to brag about your big Oscar win, but did you listen? No, you didn't. You just had to keep running your mouth because you were in a--hole mode. Let this be a lesson to you when you eventually come back to life Bruce - no matter how popular you are, I can still easily whip your ass with little to no real effort, capice?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff, guys!

MA KENT: No, Dr. Phill, I have no idea why Clark has such intense, unresolved oedipal issues. It´s not like he could´ve ever caught me and Pa Kent rolling on the hey... In the middle of the corn field... In front of the cows...

 

[kedrell]

Heh, both Ma Kent & Aunt May are getting hotness upgrades these days in film.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and great stuff, guys!

MA KENT: No, Dr. Phill, I have no idea why Clark has such intense, unresolved oedipal issues. It´s not like he could´ve ever caught me and Pa Kent rolling on the hey... In the middle of the corn field... In front of the cows...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha