The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Glad I could inspire you!

SUPERMAN : What you think about this report that Lois Lane won´t be the female lead in my next movie?

BATMAN : Clark, weren´t they repeatedly saying Thalia Al Ghul was going to be the female villain in my next movie just days before Anne Hathaway was officially cast as Catwoman?

SUPERMAN: Oh.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Glad I could inspire you!

SUPERMAN : What you think about this report that Lois Lane won´t be the female lead in my next movie?

BATMAN : Clark, weren´t they repeatedly saying Thalia Al Ghul was going to be the female villain in my next movie just days before Anne Hathaway was officially cast as Catwoman?

SUPERMAN: Oh.

Hahahaha, oh gullible Clark.

 

[kedrell]

Bale: "My ding-a-ling; my ding-a-ling!
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Reeves: "THIS ACT IS OVER!!"

 

[Panthro]

Bale: "My ding-a-ling; my ding-a-ling!
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Reeves: "THIS ACT IS OVER!!"

Classic Simpsons is always welcome.

 

[Man of Steel]

Superman: What do you mean Lois Lane won't be in the next movie!?! I better get someone like Wonder Woman instead or else...

 

[Timstuff]

Pimpin' Superman: U jelly?

 

[kedrell]

Superman: What do you mean Lois Lane won't be in the next movie!?! I better get someone like Wonder Woman instead or else...

Hehe, well how about Ursa?

 

[BH/HHH]

Pimpin' Superman: U jelly?

He he

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: C.mon, call me gay now. Call me gay from your mom´s basement, *****ebags!

 

[ultimatefan]

What the f***, Ursa again?! Didn´t you get it last time that fans are tired of so many references to the old movies, dammit?!

 

[Milu]

Funny stuff gentlemen.


"Okay, who's the ******* who stole my shaving cream?"

 

[GreenKToo]

Rorshach's Journal..Feb 5th 2011 7:22 P.M.

Cat hiss in alley as I pass, It's afraid of me. I hate cats.
I watch fatman eat bigmac on street, I flip him off and laugh. Ha. I make him cry.
I start search for truth in superman villain casting. Nolan tell lies.


7:25 P.M.
I find Nolan in alley. Threaten to break arm. Black figure drop down from above, kicks my a$$.
Last entry, I quit.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Angry Superman : I need REAL news!

 

[Man of Steel]

Cavill/Superman: All right, who stole my shaving cream?

Horri-Bale/Batman:I did. I'm saving it for later, so I can shave for TDKR.

Superman: Never steal from me, especially my shaving cream.

@ Milu
Sorry for taking the concept, I just had to add more to it.

 

[Milu]

It's all good. Your additions made me laugh.

 

[Panthro]

All these captionos were great.

 

[Man of Steel]

It's all good. Your additions made me laugh.

Thanks, great work on the original.

 

[Milu]

Thanks, great work on the original.

Thank you.

 

[lord-22]

Singer in 2005 :hey i got some awesome ideas for the my superman movie
wath about making him a father ?

 

[Kal-El.9859]

 

[Panthro]

Singer in 2005 :hey i got some awesome ideas for the my superman movie
wath about making him a father ?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I almost became public enemy when everyone thought I was having sex with a twelve-year old girl."

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I almost became public enemy when everyone thought I was having sex with a twelve-year old girl."

 

[ultimatefan]

SNYDER: So, Supes, we´ve narrowed down the villains for your reboot!

You´ll either fight Doomsday...

...Or Lindsay Lohan!

SUPERMAN: DOOMSDAY!! DOOOOOMSDAAAAAAAYYY!!!