The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I'm the goddamn Batman."

SUPERMAN: "Don't use the Lord's name in vain."

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Bruce! Was that really necessary?

Batman: You know the law. Hitchhiking is illegal.

Superman: SO IS RUNNING OVER PEDESTRIANS!!!

Hahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: One more joke about the Superman Returns box office performance and I swear I´ll turn on the jet exhaust on your face!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: One more joke about the Superman Returns box office performance and I swear I´ll turn on the jet exhaust on your face!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Venom'sDad]

Superman: Why do you always have to get revenge?

Batman: Why are you always a BoyScout?

Superman: <sigh>........ to shay.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

It's spelled "touché".

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Btw, thanks Panthro, Man of Steel.

 

[Rowsdower!]

It's spelled "touché".

LOL "To shay or not to shay." t:

 

[X Knight]

Batman: "Tell me, Clark, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Superman: "No, but I did make love to an angel in the glare of the burning hot sun."

Batman: "....................."

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, my reboot movie is finally getting made. Any advise?

BATMAN: Do you, at any point, scream "I KNOW, RIGHT?!" like a frat boy who just had two Red Bulls on top of a bottle of Belvedere?

SUPERMAN: Nope.

BATMAN: Good. It´s a start.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LOL "To shay or not to shay." t:

Hahaha

 

[Venom'sDad]

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, my reboot movie is finally getting made. Any advise?

BATMAN: Do you, at any point, scream "I KNOW, RIGHT?!" like a frat boy who just had two Red Bulls on top of a bottle of Belvedere?

SUPERMAN: Nope.

BATMAN: Good. It´s a start.

That's mean but... hehehe

"Making love to an angel in the burning sun" =

 

[KalMart]

Batman: A little higher....little higher...right there...OOoohhh yeahhh...that feels great....

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I hate the Tumbler! I want a more bat-like Batmobile and I want it NOW!!!"
BATMAN: "...."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Hahahahaha. That's what I call being assertive.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: So, what you think?

ROUTH: I think my career´s gone down the crapper, I hate you and I hope you rot in hell!

CAVILL: I´ll take that as a compliment.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Prime.

CAVILL: So, what you think?

ROUTH: I think my career´s gone down the crapper, I hate you and I hope you rot in hell!

CAVILL: I´ll take that as a compliment.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

"You know what the difference between you and me is?"

"What's that?"

"I make this look good."

 

[Panthro]

"You know what the difference between you and me is?"

"What's that?"

"I make this look good."

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[hopefuldreamer]

"You know what the difference between you and me is?"

"What's that?"

"I make this look good."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Batman: So, I saw the Green Lantern movie the other day.

Superman: Oh yeah? How was it?

Batman: Well, it starts off alright. There's a shaky scene with Parallax at the very beginning but then they get into Hal's story and it starts to move pretty well. I swear, for the first 45 minutes or so, I was scratching my head, trying to figure out why so many people hated it.

Superman: Oh, okay. So it was pretty good, then?

Batman: Well... it was fine until... HE SAID IT.

Superman: Said what?

Batman: He... said... I... couldn't believe they would make him say... Oh, God no...

Superman: Good Lord man, what happened? What did he say?

Batman: He said "I KNOW, RIGHT!" Arrrgghh, the horror! I nearly killed myself from bashing my forehead into the seat in front of me! You should have seen the blood! I mean, "I know, right? I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Ughhh...

Superman: That's it? All he said was "I know, right" and it gave you that ridiculous of a reaction? Geez, Bruce. I hope you never watch True Blood. They say that line in every other episode.

Batman: BUT THIS IS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE! HOW COULD THEY HAVE SUCH A POOR EXCUSE FOR DIALOGUE IN A F**KING COMIC BOOK MOVIE!!!??? IT'S CRINGEWORTHY!!!!!! DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND HOW SACRED THIS IS?!! I HOPE MARTIN CAMPBELL DIES AND ROTS IN HELL!!! AND F**K RYAN REYNOLDS!!!! I HOPE HE SPENDS THE REST OF HIS CAREER MAKING VAN WILDER SEQUELS!!!!

Superman: ... You're not really Batman, are you?

Batman: (tries really hard to lower voice) Errrghh... Whudda yerrr meeeaarrrn? Orrrrff courrrrse Ummm Berrrtmarrrn.

Superman: Alright, drop the act. You're just some Internet troll in a really expensive Comic Con costume, aren't you?

Bat-Troll: Umm... uh...

Superman: Taking the night off from **************.com, eh? Thought you'd hang with the big boys and talks some sh**, huh?

Bat-Troll: Uh... ah, f**k it! Green Lantern sucked! You know it did! Marvel is 1,000 times more awesome! Hahahahaha! I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT...

Bat-Troll: ...ack!!

Superman: Enough talk. I have a friend who would like a word with you.

Green Lantern: Take your 26% RT rating and shove it up your ass!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: So, I saw the Green Lantern movie the other day.

Superman: Oh yeah? How was it?

Batman: Well, it starts off alright. There's a shaky scene with Parallax at the very beginning but then they get into Hal's story and it starts to move pretty well. I swear, for the first 45 minutes or so, I was scratching my head, trying to figure out why so many people hated it.

Superman: Oh, okay. So it was pretty good, then?

Batman: Well... it was fine until... HE SAID IT.

Superman: Said what?

Batman: He... said... I... couldn't believe they would make him say... Oh, God no...

Superman: Good Lord man, what happened? What did he say?

Batman: He said "I KNOW, RIGHT!" Arrrgghh, the horror! I nearly killed myself from bashing my forehead into the seat in front of me! You should have seen the blood! I mean, "I know, right? I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Ughhh...

Superman: That's it? All he said was "I know, right" and it gave you that ridiculous of a reaction? Geez, Bruce. I hope you never watch True Blood. They say that line in every other episode.

Batman: BUT THIS IS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE! HOW COULD THEY HAVE SUCH A POOR EXCUSE FOR DIALOGUE IN A F**KING COMIC BOOK MOVIE!!!??? IT'S CRINGEWORTHY!!!!!! DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND HOW SACRED THIS IS?!! I HOPE MARTIN CAMPBELL DIES AND ROTS IN HELL!!! AND F**K RYAN REYNOLDS!!!! I HOPE HE SPENDS THE REST OF HIS CAREER MAKING VAN WILDER SEQUELS!!!!

Superman: ... You're not really Batman, are you?

Batman: (tries really hard to lower voice) Errrghh... Whudda yerrr meeeaarrrn? Orrrrff courrrrse Ummm Berrrtmarrrn.

Superman: Alright, drop the act. You're just some Internet troll in a really expensive Comic Con costume, aren't you?

Bat-Troll: Umm... uh...

Superman: Taking the night off from **************.com, eh? Thought you'd hang with the big boys and talks some sh**, huh?

Bat-Troll: Uh... ah, f**k it! Green Lantern sucked! You know it did! Marvel is 1,000 times more awesome! Hahahahaha! I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW RIGHT...

Bat-Troll: ...ack!!

Superman: Enough talk. I have a friend who would like a word with you.

Green Lantern: Take your 26% RT rating and shove it up your ass!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Superman: I love her.

Batman: What a klutz... you can't be serious? You know she's not the brightest light on the tree.

Superman: Hey, come on man.

Batman: Dude, investigator reporter? Pulitzer prize my ass.

Superman: Look, you need to layoff.

Batman: What is she, f***ing blind?! She can't see a scoop standing right in front of her with a big\S/ on your chest.

Superman: Bruce man... you running me a little hot here!

Batman: Dude........ she's a f***ing idiot!

Batman: <grasping> I'm just saying, it a f***king pair of glasses, three blind mice can see through that disguise!

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "We be chillin?"

Batman: "We be. "