The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Superman: I love her.

Batman: What a klutz... you can't be serious? You know she's not the brightest light on the tree.

Superman: Hey, come on man.

Batman: Dude, investigator reporter? Pulitzer prize my ass.

Superman: Look, you need to layoff.

Batman: What is she, f***ing blind?! She can't see a scoop standing right in front of her with a big\S/ on your chest.

Superman: Bruce man... you running me a little hot here!

Batman: Dude........ she's a f***ing idiot!

Batman: <grasping> I'm just saying, it a f***king pair of glasses, three blind mice can see through that disguise!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Slugster]

 

[Cav-El]

SUPERMAN: How many times should they use this picture to caption us?

BATMAN: As many times as it takes.

SUPERMAN: I'm getting sore in the same position.

BATMAN: That's what Lois said.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Y'know, Bruce. Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb."

Batman: "Tell me about it......."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Cav, Edge.

 

[KalMart]

Superboy: ****ing Los Angeles....!

 

[Cav-El]

Funny stuff Cav, Edge.

Thanks mate

 

[Panthro]

Superboy: ****ing Los Angeles....!

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Superboy:C´mon, guys, I still wear the shield, an the blue suit... kinda... and the cape... Kinda sorta...

 

[Bad Superman]

Awesome!!! That Kryptonian "ceremonial armor" is gonna be a b$##@ to hide.

 

[BatmanInc]

"Yes, it’s Superman, strange visitor from the planet McNugget, with powers and abilities far below those of average chubby men! Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers...by sitting in them! Bend steel with his bare ass, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered contestant for The Biggest Loser, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and that Pizza Hut down the street!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Starring Jay Leno as Superman

 

[The Shield]

"Yes, it’s Superman, strange visitor from the planet McNugget, with powers and abilities far below those of average chubby men! Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers...by sitting in them! Bend steel with his bare ass, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered contestant for The Biggest Loser, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and that Pizza Hut down the street!"

Hahahahaha!!! Nice. t:

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

Starring Jay Leno as Superman

Lulz

 

[KalMart]

Jor-El: He'll be fast.....virtually invulnerable...

Lara: He'll be different...his face will shrink.

Jor-El: Can't win'em all.

 

[X Knight]

Funny stuff Cav, Edge.

Thanks, Panthro.

great stuff guys!!

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha, funny stuff guys.

 

[Slowtime]

I thought my metabolic advantage could handle Mcdonalds a few times a week. I was wrong.

 

[Logan's Lady]

SUPERMAN: What the f***?! Zod is the main villain again?! Didn´t you idiots realize last time that the fans DO NOT want too many references to the old movies?! What´s next, celophane "s"?! Memory-erasing kiss?!

ha ha love the reference to the cellophane \S/ and memory erasing kiss

Superman: "So, in this whole relaunch, how come YOU get to keep continuity while I get the reboot?"

Batman: "Cuz I'm the G*****MN BATMAN!! "

Superman: "Oh. Hi, Ladies. I'm Superman."

Batman: "And I'm Batman."

Superman and Batman: "And together, we'll fullfill ALL of your spandex fantasies."

Superman: "Want us to wear our underwear over our pants? We'll do that."

Batman: "Want us to talk dirty to you in a low raspy growl? We'll do that, too."

Superman: "And we'll even make a mean, b*****n cup of coffee for you."

Batman: "So call us........we're waiting......"

BATMAN: Umm, Clark? I know she's your cousin and all, but did you know that she's not wearing any.....umm.....well you know...

SUPERMAN: Shut-up Bruce!! Don't you think I know that. I've tried to tell her..she won't listen.


AWKWARD SILENCE.


BATMAN: Umm......I'm Batman.

LOL! I especially love the "Umm......I'm Batman" at the end.

Great stuff guys!

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of my new look?

BATMAN: Trust me, you don´t wanna know.

SUPERMAN: Huh, is it at least better than my mullet look? Or the Blue Flash/Re Flash one?

BATMAN: I dunno, it´s like you´re asking me to choose between diarrhea, constipation and uncontrollabe gas.

SUPERMAN: Look who´s talking, Mr. rubber nipples.

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: Bruce?

BATMAN: ...

SUPERMAN: i`m, I´m so sorry Bruce, I didn´t mean to bring back painful mem...

BATMAN: Don´t. Ever. Mention. That. Again!

HA HA HA AWESOME!

Superman: "Bruce!! Where are we going in such a hurry??!! Is it the Joker again? Lex??"

Batman: "Victoria's Secret is having it's semiannual sale!!"

Superman: "............."

Batman: "What? When fighting crime, I must feel teh sexy. "

hehehe Batman in a pink thong!

Batman: "Tell me, Clark, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Superman: "No, but I did make love to an angel in the glare of the burning hot sun."

Batman: "....................."

NICE!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, and cool stuf guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

What, I´m getting ANOTHER reboot?! Seriously, at this point DC thinks we´re deffective computers, all you have to do is turn it off and turn it on again every time...

 

[kal-elrebooted]

What, I´m getting ANOTHER reboot?! Seriously, at this point DC thinks we´re deffective computers, all you have to do is turn it off and turn it on again every time...

That is exactly how I feel

 

[Panthro]

What, I´m getting ANOTHER reboot?! Seriously, at this point DC thinks we´re deffective computers, all you have to do is turn it off and turn it on again every time...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Venom'sDad]

Superman: .............Yo mouth shole look purdy.

Batman:

 

[DorkyFresh]

Batman: so.....i realize you're impervious to bullets and you've got Superman speed and what not, but......i bet you can't catch a bullet with your TEETH!!

Superman: i'm the Last Son of Krypton, not the Last Dragon *takes a sip of his coffee* i can catch 20 bullets with my teeth...