The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I am the Ultimate Bad Ass!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Superman: ...and where... in the hell... is the "Bat" "Man"!

 

[ArmsHeldOut]

Superman: ...and where... in the hell... is the "Bat" "Man"!

Batman: With your girl, of course.

 

[elgaz]

"Er......... I'm here for the Bank Teller interview? Sorry about the door, I have a habit of knocking a little too hard."

 

[hopefuldreamer]

SUPERMAN: Phew! Do NOT go in there for a while!

BANK MANAGER: But Superman... that wasn't the toilet... that was a bank vault...

SUPERMAN: Oops!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Stealing a bank? No, this used to be Lehman Brothers, I´m actually giving people back the money THEY stole...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

SUPERMAN: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Man of Steel]

SUPERMAN: "You know what's the difference between me and that Bat-guy is? I make the trunks look good".

 

[Man of Steel]

Another one:

SUPERMAN: "Come on, I dare you to say it, call me a lame superhero know, you wimps!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "How dare you suggest Henry Cavill doesn't have the chops to play me?!"
BATMAN: "All I said is you should be played by an American like that Captain fellow over at Marvel..."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "At last!! I have emerged from my long slumber and I'm ready to kick some a**!!"

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "I can destroy entire planets with my pinky finger. What chance do YOU possibly have?"

Batman: "..................."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Citizens of the world!! It is done!! I have sealed the great evil inside this vault for all of eternity!!"

Batman ( inside vault ): "CCCCCCLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Now, Kal-El... are you ready to be Zodomized?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, funny stuff guys.

 

[ElDuderino]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

 

[wspsupes]

not sure where else put this, but i just saw it and had to post.

hilarious!!

 

[Panthro]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

 

[manofsteel4life]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

Lmao....batman"haha....busted!" lmao

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Okay, next fan who complains about the first pic of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is gonna find this big shiny door shoved up his or her ass!"

 

[TDK Joker]

SUPERMAN: Did I hear someone say "freshly baked cookies"?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, love the social network one.

ZOD: Kneel before Zod... And please don´t kiss me afterwards, Ursa, I HATE the aftertaste...

 

[ultimatefan]

ZOD: Mo-cap suit?! What would I need a mo-cap suit for when I can dress like a powerful and sexy geisha?

 

[Rowsdower!]

Not sure where else put this, but I just saw it and had to post.

That is awesome!!!

 

[Panthro]

ZOD: Mo-cap suit?! What would I need a mo-cap suit for when I can dress like a powerful and sexy geisha?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha