The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Venom'sDad]

Supes: Oh S***! just spilled coffee on my trunks... that's the fourth time this week. S***, I don't have anymore clean pair.

Bats: Probably for the best, giving all the flack lately. Hell, just go without them for a fews days; look at me.

Supes: Whoa...I thought something didn't look right. Jesus Bruce, you like that look?

Bats: NO! I feel.....naked, like the need to slip something on.

Supes: Yeah, I know the feeling right now; pulled mine off a minute ago. I feel so exposed.

Bats: When did you... how.... damn that was fast.

Supes: <sip>


<Awkward silence presumes>

Bats: <sigh> You know Clark, can I tell you something?

Supes: Sure man. <sip> What's on your mind?

Bats: Oh man, I'm a little nervous right now.

Supes: Relax man, just spit it out.

Bats: You know what I really wish I could do?

Supes: Come on man! Whaaat!?! The suspense is killing me!

Bats: Don't judge me man; but, I really wish I could wear Wonder Woman trunks.

Supes: ..................! I KNOW!

Bats: REALLY!

Supes: HELL YEAH!

Bats: OH Man, how f***ing great would that be!

Supes: I KNOW! The Red and Blue totally match my costume!

Bats: Can you imagine those white stars enhancing the grey trim of my utility belt! Oh man, I talk about this all day!

Supes: <sip>.....ahhh....... I KNOW!

 

[Super Kal]

SUPERMAN: ... so we're getting rebooted in September...

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: i got so screwed over...

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: i lost my wife, my costume changed completely, and that's just for starters... who knows what else has changed...

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: but you almost basically stayed the same...

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: You've been through costume changes, and people didn't mind it...

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: but when i went through that electric state in the 90's, people hated it, and it was changed back.

BATMAN: yep.

SUPERMAN: yep? YEP!? IS THAT REALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!?

BATMAN:... nope.

SUPERMAN: oh really?... then enlighten me Mr. Mantle of the Bat, greatest detective of all time... what else do you have to say?



BATMAN:... sucks to be you.



SUPERMAN: ... jerk.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys. Some days, yeah, i treally does suck to be Superman.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, what do you think of David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Dune?"
BATMAN: "Well I haven't actually had time to read any of the Dune books, so I'm gonna have to judge the film based solely on itself and not as an adaptation of a book."
SUPERMAN: "Understandable."
BATMAN: "Quite so. Anyway, I wouldn't necessarily call it the terrible film that so many make it out to be, certainly it looked good and the battle scenes were well done, however it was a costly flop and it's not hard to see why. It's very long and the pace is slow with a lot of plot to digest, and even with the changes that were undoubtedly made to translate book to screen, it was probably something of a chore for those who weren't sci-fi fans or fans of the original Dune novels. Additionally, a lot of the characters aren't as fleshed out as they could be. Some believe that director David Lynch, better known for his mind bending psycho thrillers and TV's Twin Peaks, simply did not have the right mentality to direct a large scale summer popcorn film which unto itself was meant to start a franchise."
SUPERMAN: "Since Dino De Laurentiis, may he rest in peace, seemed to be looking for a sci-fi franchise that could be Unviersal's Star Trek or Star Wars, which he previously attempted with Flash Gordon."
BATMAN: "Correct. Others however, believe that the story of Dune was simply too big for one film, even a long one."
SUPERMAN: "Notice how years later the Sci-Fi channel seemed to get a better response with their TV mini-series adaptations of Dune."
BATMAN: "Which just goes to show that sometimes TV really is the better format."
SUPERMAN: "Sean Young was hot in the '84 Dune though."
BATMAN: "Yes she was."
SUPERMAN: "And I think Kyle MacLachlan's a better actor than the guy who played Paul in the TV version."
BATMAN: "Well of course you'd say that, he played you in New Frontier."
SUPERMAN: "Just acknowledging superior talent where I see it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

So, do you choose the red one or the blue one?

Both, obviously.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

So, do you choose the red one or the blue one?

Both, obviously.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[elgaz]

They see me rollin' ................................... they hatin'.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Superman: I'm going to the UN to announce that I'm ridding the world of all nuclear weapons.

Guy in the crowd: Uh, yeah Supes... umm... let's think that through for a second. It didn't work out so well the last time...

 

[ultimatefan]

PERRY WHITE: Hey, I never meant to sell drugs, but try running a newspaper these days with the Internet and whatnot.

 

[Panthro]

PERRY WHITE: Hey, I never meant to sell drugs, but try running a newspaper these days with the Internet and whatnot.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Puckenstein]

Do you KNOW how it FEELS when these TRUNKS RIDE UP?!

 

[Slowtime]

ah ah ah ah ah

Spoiler

staying alive staying alive!

*repeat*

 

[elgaz]

SUPERMAN : "So I was reading about this News International phone hacking scandal. Crazy stuff isn't it?"

BATMAN : "Typical Murdoch move. The man's a megalomaniac with narcissistic tendencies, but even I was surprised he could stoop as low as to hack the mobile phones of innocent people."

SUPERMAN : "But .................... didn't you get Lucius Fox to hack all of Gotham's mobile phones a couple of years ago?"

BATMAN : "Er ............. so anyway, can't believe this weather we're having at the moment, isn't it glorious?"

 

[ultimatefan]

That´s right, I don´t lift s***. I break s***.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

“Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing black rubber-nippled batsuits and switched to a beautiful red-and-blue supersuit, he could be like me. Look down. Back up! Where are you? You’re on Krypton with the man your man could be like. What’s in your hand? Back at me! I have it! It’s a crystal with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the crystal is now a Fortress! Anything is possible when your man is like a Superman and not a lady. I’m in the sky.”

 

[kal-elrebooted]

“Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing black rubber-nippled batsuits and switched to a beautiful red-and-blue supersuit, he could be like me. Look down. Back up! Where are you? You’re on Krypton with the man your man could be like. What’s in your hand? Back at me! I have it! It’s a crystal with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the crystal is now a Fortress! Anything is possible when your man is like a Superman and not a lady. I’m in the sky.”

Love it

 

[ultimatefan]

Great one Psylent.

Noticed the fine shade of red on my cape? The big, imponent shield on my chest? My badass pose and expression? The cinematic, atmospheric, spectacular first picture of my suit?

GO. F***. YOURSELF.

 

[elgaz]

"SINGERRRRRRRRR.................... where are youuuuuuuuu................... no use trying to hide now..."

 

[lord-22]

ha ha ha ha ha

 

[elgaz]

double post sorry

 

[kal-elrebooted]

"SINGERRRRRRRRR.................... where are youuuuuuuuu................... no using trying to hide now..."

 

[Nathan]

"Knock, knock..."

 

[JaD]

*fart sound*

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

BATMAN: "Why? Just... why?"

SPIDER-MAN: "I envy you so much right now."

SUPERMAN: "That's right. I look more awesome than both of you."

CAP: *ahem* "We beg to differ."

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Ding-dong, mother f***er! DING-DONG!