The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Rowsdower!]

The recession has been tough on everyone, folks. It's even hit superheroes, forcing them to take side jobs that they might not necessarily want.

Superman is no exception.

And now, a special behind-the-scenes look at SUPERMAN: THE LAST DONG OF GRIP-TON

Superman: DONKEY PUNCH! Ohhhhh sh**.

Mo-Cap Man: Dude! That chick went flying halfway across town!

Superman: Damn it.

Production Assistant: It's okay, Supes. Here, let me wipe you off and then we'll find you a new girl.

Director: You see, Supes, the trick is to be forceful so she clenches up but not TOO forceful. A guy like me? I can get away with hitting her a little hard and you know, I might knock her out by accident. But you... you either knock her into the next county or just rip her head clean off. Either way... not a good way to end the evening.

Superman: Right, right. I think I got it. You can bring the new girl in.

Superman: F**k.

Director: It's okay, it's okay. You'll get it sooner or later... I hope... Hey, anybody know the number for Tera's next of kin?

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[elgaz]

Superman spent months practising his world-renowned Eagle punch.

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Look! Up there in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! Wait... What the f*** is that?!?!"

 

[Hotwire]

Superman spent months practising his world-renowned Type Of Punch That Shall Not Be Mentioned punch.

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[elgaz]

References to what you referenced are not allowed. You may want to change it before a mod sees it.

Oops, I wasn't aware of that. Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "And this is how I knocked Green Lantern out the window..."

 

[Bad Superman]

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MR. MIYAGI V.O. : Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

SUPERMAN (*CRUSHES FLY WITH HAND*): Heh, I must be a god.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "The difference between my rock and other peoples rocks when it comes to rock, paper scissors? My rock beats both paper and scissors."

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Alright, all of you just stay right there while we fire these cannons at you, mmmkay?"

 

[Panthro]

Picture's not showing up.

 

[elgaz]

MAN : "..... so, uh, if you walk in THAT direction for 3 blocks, then take a left at the lights ... then cross the street and pass the Subway ..... then go right and continue for 4 blocks, that should bring you to the door of the Daily Planet. Pretty much."

CLARK : "Yes yes, but what altitude?"

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Did you just call me Tom Welling?"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Clark: So... YOU'RE Lex Luthor. Wow. Gotta say, that's pretty disappointing. But at least you're wearing green! That counts for something, I guess!

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "How many actresses did I shag off camera while working on the Tudors? A gentleman does not tell."

 

[super-t]

Credit for the pic goes to Kryto.

Chris- So this crystal here actually transforms your..........

(Henry walks up.)

Henry- Sorry im late guys.

Chris- Um...Henry....where's your trunks?

Henry.....Uh...there uh.....

Brandon- Rookies.

 

[Panthro]

Credit for the pic goes to Kryto.

Chris- So this crystal here actually transforms your..........

(Henry walks up.)

Henry- Sorry im late guys.

Chris- Um...Henry....where's your trunks?

Henry.....Uh...there uh.....

Brandon- Rookies.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Herolee10]

Do you like pink Son of Jor-el?

I like pink very much General Zod...

 

[elgaz]

"I have crushed Jor-El. Defeated the ruling council. Destroyed their army. Krypton itself lies in tatters, it's rebel movement wiped from existence. And their last remaining hope, Kal-El, kneels before me and pledges his allegiance.

Finally.................... Starbucks will be mine."

 

[X Knight]

Cavill ( thinking ): "Ok. Got to remember the fight choreography. Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind. Kick – Punch – Chop - Block. Once more now. Kick – Punch – Chop - Block."

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[TDK Joker]

Cavill ( thinking ): Getting. Closer. To. Hitting. Duke. Nukem.

 

[X Knight]

Cavill: "Hey guys!! Look up there!! Is that a bird? A plane??"

Man with glasses: "I think it's a bird."

Snyder: "No way. It's definitely a plane."

Man on right: "Dudes. It's Superman!! OMG!! It's Superman!!"

Everyone waves at Superman......

Cavill thinking: "That Superman. He's so friendly......he's.......hey wait a minute........."

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff was funny guys. Hehe, Duke Nukem...