The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SNYDER: "Oh my God is that Brandon Routh?!"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "It is Brandon Routh! And he's gonna jump!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Brandon! Sure SR didn't work out but you've got your whole life ahead of you!"

 

[Man of Steel]

Clark: Wait, so I just jump off the building? That's it? No flying?
Snyder: Yep.
Clark: But what about leaving "No flights, no tights" in Smallville?
Snyder(quoting MAD) Sorry, union rules.

OR

People: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!
Clark: Hey, do you guys know where my suit and robot duplicate are and...oh, crap! I knew I shouldn't have left the power on.

 

[Man of Steel]

Superman: Bad guys, beware. When I'm done with you, you'll wish it was Chuck Norris who beat you up.

 

[TDK Joker]

SNYDER: "Oh my God is that Brandon Routh?!"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "It is Brandon Routh! And he's gonna jump!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Brandon! Sure SR didn't work out but you've got your whole life ahead of you!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

And: hehehehe to Chuck Norris and robot duplicate gags.

 

[Man of Steel]

Agreed. Great job, Panthro.

Thanks.

And: hehehehe to Chuck Norris and robot duplicate gags.

Thanks.

 

[super-t]

SNYDER: "Oh my God is that Brandon Routh?!"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "It is Brandon Routh! And he's gonna jump!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Brandon! Sure SR didn't work out but you've got your whole life ahead of you!"

AHAHAHAHA but so wrong lol

 

[super-t]

Cavil- What is that? It looks like an enormous..

Guy with Glasses- Pecker...

Snyder- Oh where?

Guy with glasses- Wait thats not a pecker it looks like a giant...

Other guy- Johnson!! Dont set the camera up there!

 

[TDK Joker]

CAVILL: Okay, and when you look back down...my tie will have have disappeared!

SNYDER: I LOVE magic tricks!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Cavill: Uh... that's kinda high. Are you sure you want me to...

Snyder: Snap out of it man, for christ sake, you're Superman!

Cavill: Yeah, but, I'm not really uh....you know, just pretending to be uh.....superman.

Snyder:

 

[Panthro]

AHAHAHAHA but so wrong lol

Thanks.

All this other stuff was funny too.

 

[elgaz]

Never ask Superman to toss a coin and decide who's buying the beer for Poker night. He just took out the ISS.

 

[TDK Joker]

Never ask Superman to toss a coin and decide who's buying the beer for Poker night. He just took out the ISS.

That is pretty genius.

 

[Panthro]

Never ask Superman to toss a coin and decide who's buying the beer for Poker night. He just took out the ISS.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Krumm]

SUPERMAN: Wait, that's my underwear on that flagpole!! Not cool, guys!

SYNDER: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, they suck.

 

[Superman_200]

SNYDER: "Oh my God is that Brandon Routh?!"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "It is Brandon Routh! And he's gonna jump!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Brandon! Sure SR didn't work out but you've got your whole life ahead of you!"

And Snyder looks like he is saying "No! Do it, jump! You guys, this is gonna be a bloodbath! This is gonna be great!"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

JOR-EL: Ok, DEFINITELY sending Kal-El to Earth if Krypton blows up.

Or...

The real reason Zod hates Superman: not because Jor-El locked him in the Phantom Zone, but because he puff-puffed, and didn't pass

 

[Panthro]

And Snyder looks like he is saying "No! Do it, jump! You guys, this is gonna be a bloodbath! This is gonna be great!"

Heh, he probably would say that.

 

[Superman_200]

Heh, he probably would say that.

He probably would. Does that picture show Cavill preparing for some wire work? He does seem to have a harness around his waist with a metal hold behind him, to his left hand side.

 

[Panthro]

SNYDER: "Hey who's that up there?"
CAVILL: "Judging by the red shirt with lightning bolt insignia I'd say it's a Flash fan who's angry at Wally West being replaced by Barry Allen - whom Wally ironically replaced - and seeing no sign of him in the new DCU."
OTHER GUY: "And the Kyle Rayner fans thought they got screwed."

 

[Krumm]

"Spare change for a an under-appreciated superhero down on his luck?"

 

[TDK Joker]

CLARK: And then, I had a fight on the moon with a gay looking wrestler called Radio-something. It was horrible!

WOMAN: It's okay now. Don't worry. The police are on their way...

 

[moviedoors]

God bless smoke breaks.

 

[TDK Joker]

CLARK: Krypto?

 

[manofsteel4life]

SNYDER: "Oh my God is that Brandon Routh?!"
GUY WITH GLASSES: "It is Brandon Routh! And he's gonna jump!"
CAVILL: "No! Don't do it Brandon! Sure SR didn't work out but you've got your whole life ahead of you!"

Lol I can't stop laughing at this....and snyders mouth open smilling is so funny it's perfect lol, I don't know how u guys come up with this stuff lol