The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Great stuff, never thought of Supes as a hearthrob for the elderly...

The elderly are probably the only ones who still see him as such.

 

[ultimatefan]

REEVE:Thanks baby, brand new Cadillac for you, thanks, thanks a lot, brand new Cadillac, yeah brand new Cadillac for ya too, pal! Brand new Cadillacs for ya all!

 

[Panthro]

REEVE:Thanks baby, brand new Cadillac for you, thanks, thanks a lot, brand new Cadillac, yeah brand new Cadillac for ya too, pal! Brand new Cadillacs for ya all!

Everyone likes Cadillacs.

 

[ultimatefan]

Heh, it´s an homage to the great late comic Bill Hicks, who had a gag about how Elvis almost went broke for giving people Cadillacs.

 

[Panthro]

OLD LADY #1: "Don't worry Superman, we still think you're the hottest thing around! Unlike those fickle teen & 20-something fan girls us elderly types are loyal!"
SUPERMAN: "Um... thanks?"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: That´s right, release my teaser trailer or I´ll make America go bankrupt... again!

 

[jaymes_e06]

Old Woman in middle: Enough autographs Sups I wanna see take that robe off and shake it like a polariod picture!

Superman: Um....

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, Jaymes.

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Coo. Coo. Coo."

Batman: "Clark!! What on Earth are you doing??!!"

Superman: "I'm talking with those pigeons. It's a little trick I picked up from the Silver Banshee ( for the full scoop, check out the current issue of Supergirl )."

Batman: "I........see..........and wait??!! Did you just plug your cousin's comic book??"

Superman: "Of course........"

Batman: "So.....what are those pigeons saying?"

Superman: "Well, this one says I'm super handsome! Coo."

Batman: "Gee.......I'm not surprised. And the other one??"

Superman: "That one says that Batman is an a**.............Coo....."

Batman: ""

Superman: "..........and that he just cr****d on the Batmobile..........Coo........."

Batman: ".............******* pigeons!! "

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Coo. Coo. Coo."

Batman: "Clark!! What on Earth are you doing??!!"

Superman: "I'm talking with those pigeons. It's a little trick I picked up from the Silver Banshee ( for the full scoop, check out the current issue of Supergirl )."

Batman: "I........see..........and wait??!! Did you just plug your cousin's comic book??"

Superman: "Of course........"

Batman: "So.....what are those pigeons saying?"

Superman: "Well, this one says I'm super handsome! Coo."

Batman: "Gee.......I'm not surprised. And the other one??"

Superman: "That one says that Batman is an a**.............Coo....."

Batman: ""

Superman: "..........and that he just cr****d on the Batmobile..........Coo........."

Batman: ".............******* pigeons!! "

Hehehehehe, stupid pigeons

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Who ate the last chocolate chip cookie?! Who?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Yes, I´ve seen the latest trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, and yes, it´s awesome. The fact that I already took six shots in the last half hour is completely unrelated.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "Alright, how the Hell is TDKR up to its 3rd trailer while I still don't even have a friggin' teaser?! Do you really want me to spend another 20 years in development Hell?! Huh?! Do you?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Knock knock.

BATMAN: Who´s there?

SUPERMAN: Superman.

BATMAN: Superman who?

SUPERMAN: See, that´s what´s gonna happen if the estate of Siegel and Schuster wins the copyright lawsuit!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

After reading the comments on Superherohype about his new film 'Crooked Arrow', Brandon Routh tried to drown his sorrows...

 

[ultimatefan]

^Really that bad, huh?

 

[Panthro]

Aw, poor Routh...

SUPERMAN: Knock knock.

BATMAN: Who´s there?

SUPERMAN: Superman.

BATMAN: Superman who?

SUPERMAN: See, that´s what´s gonna happen if the estate of Siegel and Schuster wins the copyright lawsuit!

That's yet at the same time.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why can't I have a movie as cool as the Avengers, Bruce? Why?"
BATMAN: "I don't know Clark. Why is it so hard for WB to build successful franchises around DC characters who aren't me? I still can't figure that one out."

 

[Marvin]

-Cavil after the Avengers Screening.

 

[Rockstar]

"Only HULK get reboot! Green Lantern.......screwed"

 

[hopefuldreamer]

 

[Panthro]

"Only HULK get reboot! Green Lantern.......screwed"

Hehehe

Poor GL though.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Release the Hounds!"