The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Man of Steel]

SUPERMAN: So what do you think of Rodrigo90's suggestion of Keira Knightley as Faora? I like it.

BATMAN: I HATE IT. SHE'S A LOUSY ACTRESS AND A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF NATALIE PORTMAN.

SUPERMAN: He suggested Justin Bieber as Jimmy too.

BATMAN:...Finish your cuppa...Im going to do a BatTusi on someones ass.

t:

Wait...are you making fun of yourself?

 

[Panthro]

ROUTH: "You said you'd make me a star Singer! A star! You promised to make me the next Hugh Jackman! What happened to those promises huh Singer?! Huh?!"
SINGER: "Sorry kid, it just wasn't in the cards."

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

 

[Rodrigo90]

Wait...are you making fun of yourself?

Take pity on me.t:

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehehe

SENTRY: "Has been!"
SUPERMAN: "Flash in the pan!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

You know... for criminals!

Jor-El: He's a smart one, that Norville.

 

[Panthro]

You know... for criminals!

Jor-El: He's a smart one, that Norville.

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: I TOLD you we should have had at least one cool fight scene!! I TOLD you the stalking and illegitimate kid would throw a lot of people off!!
SINGER: Hey, s*** happens, kid. Life goes on.
ROUTH: Easy for you to say, you can play it safe getting back to your successful X-Men franchise, all I have is a bad adaptation of an italian horror comic that didn´t even get a decent release, and nobody saw!! I´m the George Lazemby of superhero movies!!
SINGER: Hey, at least it´s a distinction.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: How did this happen, Bruce? I´m one of the most iconic superheroes of all time. I basically invented the whole subgenre. Yet, a movie with a B-lister that used to get confused with He-Man and has barely had any mainstream exposure will make more money at the BO than my last one!

BATMAN: Did that B-lister have cool fight scenes?

SUPERMAN: Uh yeah, quite a few actually.

BATMAN: Was it too much of a chick flick?

SUPERMAN:No, it had the usual superhero movie romantic subplot.

BATMAN: Did they try to make it "modern and relatable" with an illegitimate kid plot?

SUPERMAN: Nope.

BATMAN: That´s how it happened.

 

[sf2]

SUPERMAN: How did this happen, Bruce? I´m one of the most iconic superheroes of all time. I basically invented the whole subgenre. Yet, a movie with a B-lister that used to get confused with He-Man and has barely had any mainstream exposure will make more money at the BO than my last one!

BATMAN: Did that B-lister have cool fight scenes?

SUPERMAN: Uh yeah, quite a few actually.

BATMAN: Was it too much of a chick flick?

SUPERMAN:No, it had the usual superhero movie romantic subplot.

BATMAN: Did they try to make it "modern and relatable" with an illegitimate kid plot?

SUPERMAN: Nope.

BATMAN: That´s how it happened.

wow, superman looks really sad.

 

[kyleman]

yeah, this thread is pretty depressing.

 

[Rowsdower!]

SUPERMAN: How did this happen, Bruce? I´m one of the most iconic superheroes of all time. I basically invented the whole subgenre. Yet, a movie with a B-lister that used to get confused with He-Man and has barely had any mainstream exposure will make more money at the BO than my last one!

BATMAN: Did that B-lister have cool fight scenes?

SUPERMAN: Uh yeah, quite a few actually.

BATMAN: Was it too much of a chick flick?

SUPERMAN:No, it had the usual superhero movie romantic subplot.

BATMAN: Did they try to make it "modern and relatable" with an illegitimate kid plot?

SUPERMAN: Nope.

BATMAN: That´s how it happened.

 

[Panthro]

wow, superman looks really sad.

If I were Superman I'd be sad too.

Funny stuff UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks. Let´s hope happier times are coming for Supes.

JOR-EL: Dammit, we´re gonna go through this again?! Quakes shmakes, I should have argued for the capital penalty in this f***ing hippie planet!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. Let´s hope happier times are coming for Supes.

Fingers crossed.

JOR-EL: Dammit, we´re gonna go through this again?! Quakes shmakes, I should have argued for the capital penalty in this f***ing hippie planet!!

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Man of Steel]

Welling(on seeing Cavill on screen): Dammit, I knew I should have put the suit on. That would have convinced Snyder for sure!

 

[Panthro]

Welling(on seeing Cavill on screen): Dammit, I knew I should have put the suit on. That would have convinced Snyder for sure!

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Clark, you know those critics who keep saying a movie´s final twist was predictable - which is quite easy to say AFTER the screening?

SUPERMAN: Yeah, sure.

BATMAN: Here´s a challenge. The next time those critics go to see a suspense or mystery movie, they have to go to the very first screening available.

SUPERMAN: Okay.

BATMAN: Then they have to post on their Twitter and/of Facebook accounts what they think the twist will be and why, at most till half an hour before the ending. It must include a pic of said critic with the ticket, which must inform date and time of the screening.

SUPERMAN: So they´ll put their money where their mouth is.

BATMAN: Exactly. You don´t see me saying I easily solved a mystery after the criminals turned themselves in and confessed, do you?

SUPERMAN: No I don´t.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So they say that instead of a bullet wound on Osama's head what they actually found was a shield cut."
BATMAN: "And we have to make sure no one ever finds out, lest our rival(s) at Marvel get more points - and money - than us."

 

[ultimatefan]

Why you never saw me with the suit on? Do you think I wanted to get the kinda s*** Brandon Routh got over the size of the shield or the shade of red on the cape?

 

[ultimatefan]

Well, now that I can look at it from a distance... Damn, that show sucked for at least five or six of its frikking ten seasons! I mean, at first, okay, it was a prequel about the "formative years", living with the Kents, learning to use the powers and stuff, then at one point it became "the whole frikking Superman mythos except he never wears the suit, doesn´t fly - although a buncha other characters do both things -, and gets called a stupid name like "The Blur"".

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahaha, funny stuff UF!

 

[Panthro]

WELLING: "Well, goodbye free and easy money. Hello hosting some cheap cable show that only airs late at night."

 

[Rowsdower!]

It's a bird...
It's a plane...
It's Tom Welling's flying head!

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

WELLING: "Well, goodbye free and easy money. Hello hosting some cheap cable show that only airs late at night."