The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You know, I just came up with a new TV show/at home drinking game.

BATMAN: Really? What's it called?

SUPERMAN: "Guess Who's Getting A Reboot Now?"

BATMAN: ****!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "There's pressing news we need to talk about. Someone cloned your parents and somehow implanted the memories of your real parents onto the clones."

BATMAN: "...W-what?"

SUPERMAN: "April Fools. Boy, you're gullible."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "There's pressing news we need to talk about. Someone cloned your parents and somehow implanted the memories of your real parents onto the clones."

BATMAN: "...W-what?"

SUPERMAN: "April Fools. Boy, you're gullible."

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[manofsteel4life]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

lmao.....you guys are f'd up

 

[Rhiannon]

Oh my goodness, the Kneel before Zod one killed me! Hilarious stuff, guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman´s reaction to the first Green Lantern trailer.

Superman´s reaction to the Green Lantern Wondercon footage.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Thanks much, Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

Superman´s reaction to the first Green Lantern trailer.

Superman´s reaction to the Green Lantern Wondercon footage.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Enriquespy]

Now Superman, show us you best Al Pacino impression.

Uncanny!!!!

 

[Enriquespy]

Now Superman, show us some of the fanboy's reactions about Zod being in Man of Steel.

Superman:NO AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Enrique!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What the f***?! Zod is the main villain again?! Didn´t you idiots realize last time that the fans DO NOT want too many references to the old movies?! What´s next, celophane "s"?! Memory-erasing kiss?!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: What the f***?! Zod is the main villain again?! Didn´t you idiots realize last time that the fans DO NOT want too many references to the old movies?! What´s next, celophane "s"?! Memory-erasing kiss?!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

We can only hope and pray that this new film will find a way to reimagine Zod so that he's not just a knock off of the Terence Stamp version from the old films.

 

[super-t]

(Ashton Kutcher voice, walking fast)

Henry- DUDE! Hurry go, i so just farted!

 

[Rowsdower!]

"So... Which one of you whining fanboys wants to call me scrawny now?"

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

Superman: I say Bruce, it would be jolly good to have some crumpets to go with this tea.

Batman: Indubitedly old chap. I'll ring Parker and see if he'd like to meet us for some tea and crumpets.

Superman: Righteo, I'll just drive us to the pavillion, for I am on the right hand side of the car.

Batman: I say well in that case you should watch where you're driving mate, you almost had a bingle with that lorry.

As overdone as British jokes are, this is hilarious lol
"for I am on the right side of the car"

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

Jor-El : ".......... and it is with great pride, honour and reverence that I introduce to you - performing for the first time ever on live television - Zod, Ursa and Non ..............Krypton's only Hula Hoop Dancing Troupe!"

Jor El : "1 .................. 2 ................ 3 .................... 4 ..............."

Zod: "Round round, get around...."
All Singing : "......I get around....
Zod : "... get around round round ....."
All singing : " ..... I get around ...."

Jor-El: Either you will teach me the secret to three-person hooping, or I'll banish you all to the Phantom Zone.

Every one of these is hysterical lol

 

[Panthro]

"So... Which one of you whining fanboys wants to call me scrawny now?"

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

Every one of these is hysterical lol

That one with Zod and Diane Lane is f**king awesome.

 

[Man of Steel]

Are you really sure we can't be in the reboot?

OR

Spacey(thinking): I'm gonna kill this career-killer.

 

[Rodrigo90]

SUPERMAN: So what do you think of Rodrigo90's suggestion of Keira Knightley as Faora? I like it.

BATMAN: I HATE IT. SHE'S A LOUSY ACTRESS AND A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF NATALIE PORTMAN.

SUPERMAN: He suggested Justin Bieber as Jimmy too.

BATMAN:...Finish your cuppa...Im going to do a BatTusi on someones ass.

t:

 

[Panthro]

Are you really sure we can't be in the reboot?

OR

Spacey(thinking) I'm gonna kill this career-killer.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So what do you think of Rodrigo90's suggestion of Keira Knightley as Faora? I like it.

BATMAN: I HATE IT. SHE'S A LOUSY ACTRESS AND A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF NATALIE PORTMAN.

SUPERMAN: He suggested Justin Bieber as Jimmy too.

BATMAN:...Finish your cuppa...Im going to do a BatTusi on someones ass.

t:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rodrigo90]

People can be so cruel with me

 

[Man of Steel]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Thanks.