The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Seriously, with a body like this, who cares if my suit has trunks or not?"

 

[GreenKToo]

I'm still SUUUUUperman.

Do You know what the difference is between me and you? I make this look good.

 

[Panthro]

I'm still SUUUUUperman.

Do You know what the difference is between me and you? I make this look good.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Like a Boss!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Peter King?

LOL, yeah. I'm addicted to Kissing Suzy Kolber and how they destroy King's MMQB column every week.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "When the Transformers franchise lies in ashes, then you will have my permission to die."

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, classic.

 

[Panthro]

LOL, classic.

Thanks, that line could work with any number of narrative cinematic failures. t:

 

[X Knight]

Clark: "You see......it was like this........I used to be a high-flying superhero like Superman.............then I took an arrow in the knee..........."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Sorry bout that. couldn't find a telephone booth to change in........"

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Edge.

 

[X Knight]

^ thanks, Panthro!

Here's another Skyrim one:

CLARK: "You........You stole my sweet roll."

Bruce: "Yeah......so what if I did? What are you going to do about it?? huh punk??!!"

Clark: "YOU STOLE MY ******* SWEET ROLL!!!!!!"

Bruce: "Fine. You can have your bloody sweet roll back! sheesh!!"

Clark: "Sweet roll......mmmmmmmmmm......."

 

[X Knight]

Clark: " I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge..........something.........Bruce?? What are you doing here??"

Bruce: " 'sup? "

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe to both of those edge.

SUPERMAN: "So let me get this straight, when I'm portrayed as the champion all DC heroes look to for hope & inspiration it's considered boring & insipid writing by the fanboys. Yet when Batman is portrayed as the champion all DC heroes look to for hope & inspiration it's considered highly intelligent & awesome edge of your seat writing by the fanboys. My question to you is... how the bloody Hell does that work?!"

 

[manofsteel4life]

Superman: "Sorry bout that. couldn't find a telephone booth to change in........"

Hehe

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Stop jerking the Young Justice animated series schedule around damn it! Hell I'm not very fond of how I'm portrayed on the show but how do you expect it maintain momentum when you keep pulling it out of your line up?!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

"ANOTHER Transformers movie is in the works?!! No. Just... no. I'm sorry Optimus. It has to be done."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Oh, and...

LUMBERJACK FAIL

 

[Panthro]

"ANOTHER Transformers movie is in the works?!! No. Just... no. I'm sorry Optimus. It has to be done."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Why yes, I am sleeping with your wife. How did you guess?"

 

[KalMart]

Next Summer....

....comes the team-up of the century.....


They started as HEROES.......

.....but now........

....they've come together.....

....as HOBOS...!!!



Get ready....to spare some change.....


"HOBOS".....Summer 2014.......

 

[Rusty Mcgoofy]

Get ready....to spare some change.....

I LOL'ed. t:

 

[Panthro]

Next Summer....

....comes the team-up of the century.....


They started as HEROES.......

.....but now........

....they've come together.....

....as HOBOS...!!!



Get ready....to spare some change.....


"HOBOS".....Summer 2014.......

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Help you Pete?"

PETER: "Yeah, stop swallowing up the hype for my reboot damn it! I can't be seen under-performing against you and the Avengers, it'll ruin my reputation!"

CLARK: "At least you didn't have to wait 20-some odd years for your reboot to get green-lit."

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol