The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[X Knight]

I can't place the dialogue but it's still funny as Hell.

thanks!

it involves a certain princess with really long hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_0Y4aSY1hM

 

[Panthro]

SUPERGIRL: "C'mon fanboys, who would you rather look at - my steroid chomping cousin & his steroid chomping pal in their skin tight spandex, or me?"

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Random Woman: Is that you Clark? Clark Kent from Smallville?

Clark: Wait... you recognise me? WTF? You mean this whole time i've been growing a beard, dressing like a hobo and moving all the way to Alaska so no one would recognise me... and it's all been for NOTHING!

Random woman: I guess you're just going to have to come up with a better disguise.

Clark: Hmmmm... this is going to take some serious thought. It needs to be something no one will ever be able to see through. I can't risk this happening again. People's lives would be in danger!

Clark: OMG, yes, i've so got it. This is fool proof!

 

[X Knight]

Nice ones Panthro and hopefulsuicide!! t:

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Bruce, we've been driving around for hours. What exactly are you looking for?"

Batman: "I'm looking for something that I want. Something that I tell myself I need. Something that I want. And I need everything I see. Oh yeaaahhhhhh."

Superman: "But, aren't you like a multi-billionaire playboy who already has everything in the world?"

Batman: "Don't spoil my fairy tale princess moment, fool! "

Superman: "Mmmmmm. That new bakery cafe makes the best cup of coffee."

Batman: "Yes. And Attila's cupcakes are so sublime."

Superman: "Indeed."

Clark: "Little town.......it's a quiet village. And every morning is just the same. Since that morning that I came, to this poor provincial town. ( Sigh )........there must be more than this provincial life......."

 

[Panthro]

Random Woman: Is that you Clark? Clark Kent from Smallville?

Clark: Wait... you recognise me? WTF? You mean this whole time i've been growing a beard, dressing like a hobo and moving all the way to Alaska so no one would recognise me... and it's all been for NOTHING!

Random woman: I guess you're just going to have to come up with a better disguise.

Clark: Hmmmm... this is going to take some serious thought. It needs to be something no one will ever be able to see through. I can't risk this happening again. People's lives would be in danger!

Clark: OMG, yes, i've so got it. This is fool proof!

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Nice ones Panthro and hopefulsuicide!! t:

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Bruce, we've been driving around for hours. What exactly are you looking for?"

Batman: "I'm looking for something that I want. Something that I tell myself I need. Something that I want. And I need everything I see. Oh yeaaahhhhhh."

Superman: "But, aren't you like a multi-billionaire playboy who already has everything in the world?"

Batman: "Don't spoil my fairy tale princess moment, fool! "

Superman: "Mmmmmm. That new bakery cafe makes the best cup of coffee."

Batman: "Yes. And Attila's cupcakes are so sublime."

Superman: "Indeed."

Clark: "Little town.......it's a quiet village. And every morning is just the same. Since that morning that I came, to this poor provincial town. ( Sigh )........there must be more than this provincial life......."

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "Why do I feel like I'm trapped in a movie based on a Stephen King novel..."

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "They think I'm just too white and nerdy, white and nerdy, white and nerdy..."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "Y'know......since we've been assigned together as partners on this mission, why don't we get to know each other a bit better. Tell me something about yourself that's interesting."

Batman: "I'm Batman."

Superman: "I.....see.......well, I have magic hair that glows when I sing."

Batman (thinking): "Sigh........I wanted to be partnered with Diana.......but instead I get this guy.........oh dear......he really is singing......."

Superman (singing): "Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power shine. Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt. Change the fates' design. Save what has been lost. Bring back what once was mine. What once was mine."

Batman (thinking): "Sigh.......this is going to be a long drive. Wait.......H*** S***!! His hair is glowing!! Sigh......this is going to be a REALLY long drive............and look, the other drivers are looking at us now........so much for a stealthy mission........."

 

[Lily Adler]

I say someone's a Tangled fan.

 

[X Knight]

I say someone's a Tangled fan.

Yep!!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "When I first confronted Gotham's Crime Lords I... I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You peed your trunks, in other words."
BATMAN: "No, I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself, plain and simple."
BATMAN: "No, I had a very SLIGHT, bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself."
BATMAN: "Look it was hot out okay? There were tons of explosions going off, it couldn't be helped!"

 

[X Knight]

BATMAN: "When I first confronted Gotham's Crime Lords I... I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You peed your trunks, in other words."
BATMAN: "No, I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself, plain and simple."
BATMAN: "No, I had a very SLIGHT, bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself."
BATMAN: "Look it was hot out okay? There were tons of explosions going off, it couldn't be helped!"

t:

 

[Panthro]

t:

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

Clark's reaction to seeing the hammer/nuts scene in Immortals

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

BATMAN: "When I first confronted Gotham's Crime Lords I... I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You peed your trunks, in other words."
BATMAN: "No, I had a slight bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself, plain and simple."
BATMAN: "No, I had a very SLIGHT, bladder malfunction."
SUPERMAN: "You pissed yourself."
BATMAN: "Look it was hot out okay? There were tons of explosions going off, it couldn't be helped!"

I don't know why Mike Marts let Kevin Smith do that.

 

[Panthro]

I don't know why Mike Marts let Kevin Smith do that.

I still can't figure out how DC agreed to publish "All-Star Batman & Robin".

 

[hopefuldreamer]

SUPERMAN: Bruce, this is not what I ordered.

BATMAN: Sure it is, it's black Coffee, just like you said...

SUPERMAN: Is it the south american blend?

BATMAN: *cough* Yeah, sure it is.

SUPERMAN: ...

BATMAN: What, I said it is!

SUPERMAN: Do you think I can't taste the difference? I have SUPER taste buds!

BATMAN: Super taste... what? What the hell! That is NOT a thing...

SUPERMAN: Wait, so you'll accept that I have Super HEARING, Super VISION, Super BREATH... but Super TASTE is just that little bit too far fetched?

BATMAN: ... .... *sigh* Give me that, i'll go back.

SUPERMAN: Thankyou!

BATMAN: ... *****e

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol...nice Hope

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Bruce, this is not what I ordered.

BATMAN: Sure it is, it's black Coffee, just like you said...

SUPERMAN: Is it the south american blend?

BATMAN: *cough* Yeah, sure it is.

SUPERMAN: ...

BATMAN: What, I said it is!

SUPERMAN: Do you think I can't taste the difference? I have SUPER taste buds!

BATMAN: Super taste... what? What the hell! That is NOT a thing...

SUPERMAN: Wait, so you'll accept that I have Super HEARING, Super VISION, Super BREATH... but Super TASTE is just that little bit too far fetched?

BATMAN: ... .... *sigh* Give me that, i'll go back.

SUPERMAN: Thankyou!

BATMAN: ... *****e

Hehehe

 

[X Knight]

Clark's reaction upon learning that the Valentine's Day card he received from "L. L." was really from Lex Luthor and not Lois Lane or Lana Lang.......